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And that's why those milkshakes don't bring my boys to the yard...
I'd always suspected this, but to hear it confirmed...
It could make a guy go crazy... or loose their mind...
 

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It wasn't a dark and stormy dark night... It was a dark night and the bats were calling...
 

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Oh... Ooooooooooooooooooooooh...

I don't travel, so...
Neither do I; I rely on reports from my winged monkeys at the front. They say it's orange hailstones again today.
 

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Barbas said:
FPLOON said:
Oh... Ooooooooooooooooooooooh...

I don't travel, so...
Neither do I; I rely on reports from my winged monkeys at the front. They say it's orange hailstones again today.
I rely on a single TV channel specifically designed to make me wish I was living in another part of the world... no matter the condition...
 

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I rely on a single TV channel specifically designed to make me wish I was living in another part of the world... no matter the condition...
I went to the pub this evening. There was horses on the TV,
 

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Barbas said:
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I rely on a single TV channel specifically designed to make me wish I was living in another part of the world... no matter the condition...
I went to the pub this evening. There was horses on the TV,
Was there a horse name Greg? I hear he's a stallion...
 

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I mean, he looks like a stallion...
Oh, I thought you meant as in he had a massive penis. Sorry, I was totally out of it. What's going on again?
 

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Barbas said:
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I mean, he looks like a stallion...
Oh, I thought you meant as in he had a massive penis. Sorry, I was totally out of it. What's going on again?
You were at the races, correct?
 

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Barbas said:
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There were snakes at the races...
I don't like the way this is going at all. Were there at least pie salesmen?
They were in the stands, saying cool one-liners, before running for safety... Not sure if they made it, though...
 

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They were in the stands, saying cool one-liners, before running for safety... Not sure if they made it, though...
Running? Snakes possess no legs. Clearly they were frauds - I hope the fuckin' police have got their eye on 'em.