Evil Smurf's jumping castle of fun.

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Barbas said:
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They were in the stands, saying cool one-liners, before running for safety... Not sure if they made it, though...
Running? Snakes possess no legs. Clearly they were frauds - I hope the fuckin' police have got their eye on 'em.
If only the pie salesmen were actually policemen, then the snakes wouldn't have gotten away with killing a few or so bystanders...
 

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Why does Batman have a two-eye twitching problem that resembles a heartbeat?
I don't know. A beating heart actually looks more like it's spasming. There's a great high-def. .gif that I will not post because just looking at it makes me feel weemish.
 

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Barbas said:
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Why does Batman have a two-eye twitching problem that resembles a heartbeat?
I don't know. A beating heart actually looks more like it's spasming. There's a great high-def. .gif that I will not post because just looking at it makes me feel weemish.
Like turning on a flashlight on and off repeatedly in quick succession?
 

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Like turning on a flashlight on and off repeatedly in quick succession?
More like an angry, pulsating sack.
Angry enough to try to punch it down or angry enough to try to calm it down?
 

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<url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NUP73KOsr0>*chills out*