"Exaggerations"...

[Kinguendo]

Now, everyone lies (I assume we all watch House)... BUT what lies do you tell people you have just met, or even internet people?

I only tell one lie, and it is clearly a joke and it goes like this:
I coined the terms "LOL", "LMAO" and "ROFL", I regret all of them.

And don't worry people won't be angry, or at the very least I won't be angry.

EDIT: HOLY F**K! I went Gonzo and didn't realize... WOO!

 

[aww yea]

actually im 100% honest to people on the internet

 

[flare09]

I was the maker of the Confiker virus.

 

[hopeneverdies]

I AM the Game

 

[Mr. Fister]

I'm a pathological liar.

 

[Curtmiester]

I'm a lame, friendless nerd...

 

[SsilverR]

the grim reaper pays me for protection .... last week he was late on the payment and i broke both his shins

OK, OK I LIED .... i only broke one of his shins XD

 

[Fairee]

Erm, I'm not a gamer, which I don't actually say but being on here people often make the assumption.

I'm pretty honest online though, I can never be bothered to lie cos if people don't like me they don't have to chat to me....

 

[Kinguendo]

actually im 100% honest to people on the internet

Oh yes, there is very little point in lying on the internet (people still do it) thats why I jokingly lie on the internet... what about your RL lies?

 

[The_Echo]

actually im 100% honest to people on the internet

 

[lupe]

Quite surprisingly, the only times I lied over the internet was in my teen years, when I thought it was quite fun to use the IRC to try and pick up girls. Or die trying. And this is actually ironic, but the lie that paid off most of the times was claiming I was a virgin. A lot harder to get caught than bragging about a Ferarri, too.

 

[G1eet]

I'm a level 80 Druid.

I am the Eggman.

 

[Omikron009]

I don't usually lie on the internet. I can't think of any real ones other than hiding the truth about my real age. People wouldn't take me seriously if they knew the truth. This way my comments are valid.

 

[Just_Mike]

I'm a pathological liar.

LIAR!

 

[Helmet]

I AM the Game

Damn you!!

I have lost the game.

Much like many of you, I see no real reason to lie on the internet. No challenge.

 

[Kinguendo]

I don't usually lie on the internet. I can't think of any real ones other than hiding the truth about my real age. People wouldn't take me seriously if they knew the truth. This way my comments are valid.

I bet you are... 12 maybe 13, very well presented though... congratulations on fighting the idiocy that is forced on the young ones these days... Not that I am that old.

 

[Omikron009]

I don't usually lie on the internet. I can't think of any real ones other than hiding the truth about my real age. People wouldn't take me seriously if they knew the truth. This way my comments are valid.

I bet you are... 12 maybe 13, very well presented though... congratulations on fighting the idiocy that is forced on the young ones these days... Not that I am that old.

I'm 15. In some ways. I am an enigma.

 

[Squedee]

actually im 100% honest to people on the internet

 

[Nexus424]

It tell people I beat I wanna be the guy on Impossible.

Wishful thinking i could only manage hard