Expectations from your GF/BF?

[Composer]

Well, how about some buttsecks every once in a while.

could it be surprise buttsecks?

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Well, how about some buttsecks every once in a while.

could it be surprise buttsecks?

Indeed it could, as long as I'm not the surprise-ee.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

Well, how about some buttsecks every once in a while.

could it be surprise buttsecks?

"Spontaneous" sounds more romantic. "Spontaneous buttsecks." Now you're playing like a pro.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

"Spontaneous" sounds more romantic. "Spontaneous buttsecks." Now you're playing like a pro.

Indeed you are.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

How many times has that worked for you?

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

How many times has that worked for you?

You don't wanna know.

 

[PixieFace]

The only expectations I have for my boyfriend are pretty basic:

Be clean and brush your teeth. I don't like the funk.
Take care of yourself, physically and emotionally.
Do the dishes, I'll do the laundry, and we can cook together.

Simple! As long as he stays the way he is, I'll always be happy.

 

[Kud]

My girlfriend is happy as long as I never run out of witty things to say.

I'm not too fond of this because it makes me have to constantly think for the next thing to say. (I talk a lot) But it is all worth it just to be with her.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

How many times has that worked for you?

You don't wanna know.

Probably more times than me

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

How many times has that worked for you?

The real question is whether buttsecks is even so much more preferable than the regular kind. You know, the kind which involves two sex organs rather than one sex organ and an orifice.

But now I kind of want to see her reaction.

You don't wanna know.

What kind of chicks have you been dating?

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

I don't know. We haven't gone over any of this yet, really. Kind of a new relationship.

PROTIP: Ask for buttsecks. If she says no. Then leave.

How many times has that worked for you?

You don't wanna know.

Probably more times than me

Touche.

EDIT: Misread your post. Whoops.

Also, it's worked for me exactly zero out of zero times.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

You don't wanna know.

What kind of chicks have you been dating?

Well, actually, lefty and righty. That's about it recently.

The real question is whether buttsecks is even so much more preferable than the regular kind. You know, the kind which involves two sex organs rather than one sex organ and an orifice.

But now I kind of want to see her reaction.

The real real question is has anyone ever been as far as decided to look more like?

 

[Elle-Jai]

I expect my bf to actually prioritise me. I am not a toy you can pick up just because you have nothing better to do or your hand is making you feel lonely.

It drove me mental. Him still clinging on and promising to change yet doing THE EXACT SAME THING is driving me mental.

Me being stupid enough to take him back not once, not twice, but three times means I deserve to be bitchslapped into common sense :/

 

[Samurai Goomba]

You don't wanna know.

What kind of chicks have you been dating?

Well, actually, lefty and righty. That's about it recently.

Suddenly I see why your buttsecks approach keeps working. Wait, now I'm confused.

The real real question is has anyone ever been as far as decided to look more like?

Nothing I wrote was close to as bad as that. What did I ever do to you to deserve this kind of abuse?

I expect my bf to actually prioritise me. I am not a toy you can pick up just because you have nothing better to do or your hand is making you feel lonely.

It drove me mental. Him still clinging on and promising to change yet doing THE EXACT SAME THING is driving me mental.

Me being stupid enough to take him back not once, not twice, but three times means I deserve to be bitchslapped into common sense :/

I suddenly had a dream I walked into a room, and you were talking. What you were saying sounded interesting, but I couldn't make head or tails of any of it. It was like you were halfway through a conversation when I walked in, and the first half contained all the setup, character information and context required to understand the crucial second act.

 

[The Rockerfly]

The real question is whether buttsecks is even so much more preferable than the regular kind. You know, the kind which involves two sex organs rather than one sex organ and an orifice.

But now I kind of want to see her reaction.

I dunno, never tried it personally. Some of my friends have tried it and only do it not and others think it's disgusting and painful. Really depends on how big, how gentle the guy is and how much sensitive the girl is

TO be honest though, it just sounds painful. Your anus is suppose to be as tight as possible and faeces come out, why would you want your penis up there?

 

[Elle-Jai]

I suddenly had a dream I walked into a room, and you were talking. What you were saying sounded interesting, but I couldn't make head or tails of any of it. It was like you were halfway through a conversation when I walked in, and the first half contained all the setup, character information and context required to understand the crucial second act.

Nvm. Maybe 2moro you can wake up in a better mood and say all of that politely. In the meantime, I'm going to sleep. Petty sniping bores me.

 

[The King of Rock and Roll]

Nothing I wrote was close to as bad as that. What did I ever do to you to deserve this kind of abuse?

Nothing, it just reminded me of it.