Explain Why You are the Sexiest User!

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I sometimes have a moustache. (As pictured in my Avatar).
I have a traditional British aristocratic accent.
I wear brightly coloured trousers (my mustard chords and my raspberry moleskins are to die for.)
I wear tweed.
I smoke a pipe.
I wear a cravat when the occassion is "Smart Casual", as a tie is too formal and a man shouldn't leave his neck on show when in the company of others.
I am an Officer, and have many uniforms that, according to movies, people swoon over.

 

[Setrus]

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Ladies, look at me, now look at your man...*snorts*...sorry, I can't go on. :-D

 

[Cozmo1]

Is this enough evidence?

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[Robert Marrs]

Oh wow. I've gotten so used to the massive amount of social justice warriors on this website I instantly read this as "Explain why you are a sexist user!". I am obviously the sexiest user because I have this totally badass scar on my elbow.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Well you see it all started when....... And thats why I'm the sexiest user on the Escapist

 

[generals3]

Oh wow. I've gotten so used to the massive amount of social justice warriors on this website I instantly read this as "Explain why you are a sexist user!". I am obviously the sexiest user because I have this totally badass scar on my elbow.

The same happened to me :| I was like "That's a weird question" and than i realized I misread and was like: ooooooh.

Anyway, why am i the sexiest? Because I have awesome suits. And I look awesome in them. For the sake of other men I rarely wear them.

 

[LittleWings]

Because I make everyone else feel sexy.

I think you may have just broken my heart...

EDIT: Anyway I think it's kinda weird if I find myself sexy... like... Ew, I don't want sex with me... Ew...

 

[Chemical Alia]

All my friends are jealous of my translucence.

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[ShipofFools]

All my friends are jealous of my translucence.

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Are you a ghost? A sexy ghost that has come to save humanity from itself?

Here is me, for people who just can't stop touching themselves:

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[ImperialSunlight]

I'm the sexiest here because of my long hair that flows seductively in the wind and my mysterious nature (rarely do I grace the forums with my presence).

I'm joking, of course.

I've also been told this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllTheGoodMenAreGay] by a few women who have tried to ask me out. Sadly, whatever it is that they are so interested in doesn't work on guys, or at least it didn't until a couple of weeks ago. :3

 

[Strazdas]

To steal somones idea - because i wear clothes. It works a bit backward for me. You see, most people use clothes because they dont want others to see them naked. I wear clothes because i dont want you to have a heart attack.

Also as a side note, does having tentacle porn on your computer make you sexy?

 

[Chemical Alia]

All my friends are jealous of my translucence.

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Are you a ghost? A sexy ghost that has come to save humanity from itself?

Here is me, for people who just can't stop touching themselves:

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Stephen King wrote of me in the 1987 hit nonfiction biography textbook The Tommyknockers. Perhaps you read it in science class?



Also I see that you fabulously blend into the colors of your surroundings. This is highly fashionable.

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

I can get my legs over my head...that car crash really did a number on me. >.> Also I'm mysterious:

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[Vanorae]

Everyone knows I am the sexiest ***** in the known universe:

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Don't lie, you wish you were that water bottle, don't you?

...that water bottle won't stop calling me and leaving obsessive messages.

Captcha: gadzooks

See? Even the Captcha is smitten with me.

I bet the water bottle was completely smitten. I'm obviously the sexiest seeing as I tried the same thing and ended up shoving the bottle just into my face.

http://s1331.photobucket.com/user/Aletta05/media/Picture1698_zpsae46bc3f.jpg.html

I'm such an idiot sometimes

 

[ShipofFools]

Stephen King wrote of me in the 1987 hit nonfiction biography textbook The Tommyknockers. Perhaps you read it in science class?

Yes I have, and I see the resemblance.
Do you also build fusion generators in your shed?
(But seriously, you are beautiful. I have never seen a person like you.}

Also I see that you fabulously blend into the colors of your surroundings. This is highly fashionable.

That happens, but I don't have any control over it. I was wearing a nice, expensive suit, not at all what the photograph shows, I swear!


Just wanted to say, the Escapist has a lot of beautiful women and handsome men, nice!

 

[newwiseman]

Hmmm... I'm 27, 6'3", 190lbs, go to the gym 3 days a week, [a href="http://keingeld.deviantart.com/art/Ao-No-Exorcist-Okumura-Rin-401580144"]can draw relatively good[/a], and I have not had a date (or sex) in ten years next week.

What's not sexy‽

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Spoiler: I even have a sweet kickstarter pebble

 

[katsabas]

Through years and years of compliments, people have convinced me I am the sexiest because of two things. One is my hair. The other is, well, you can tell, I think.

http://s1349.photobucket.com/user/sidewindergk/media/185650_194471847238254_2698216_n_zps9d3e003a.jpg.html

 

[Seagoon]

As you can see by this photo of me, I am clearly the sexiest Escapist.

Ladies, contain yourselves.

 

[Seagoon]

Also as a side note, does having tentacle porn on your computer make you sexy?

Incredibly.