exampleAccount said:
Nintendo's user base:
1. Fanbois who will buy their shit no matter what.
2. People that just want to play Pokemon, Zelda and SSB.
3. Idiots drawn in by cheap gimmicks.
4. People that realise that their latest console is bullshit but buy it anyway to justify hating it.
5. Your Gran.
Those five groups cover about 90% of the population. Notice how only one of those groups is drawn in by actual games, and those are games that haven't changed since the 90's.
I like how this quote is acceptable and totally not a fanboy but:
Lordofthesuplex said:
Wow if that's not a clear fanboy line, I dunno what is. Okay I can play that ignorant game too:
Microsoft and SONY's user base:
1. People who prefer graphics over gameplay and are wowed by HD.
2. Hillbillies who only want to play war based games and shoot things.
3. Madden junkies.
4. Pretentious, elitist snobs who only care about tech specs.
5. Your drunken uncle.
6. Worthless neanderthals who think CoD hasn't stagnated faster than any Nintendo franchise.
7. Petty, opinion-less blobs that listen to Metacritic and only Metacritic.
See how stupid arguments towards a company or console like this really are?
This one is probation worthy.
Frankly, if I were Lordofthesuplex, I would have pointed out:
1. Fanbois who will buy their shit no matter what.
As opposed to fans of Halo, Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Half-Life, etc.
2. People that just want to play Pokemon, Zelda and SSB.
Because, if it doesn't have "blood n' boobs" in it, it just isn't worth playing.
......Except when it crosses over to the other consoles such as No More Heroes or Dead Space Extraction did. Then it's kewl.
3. Idiots drawn in by cheap gimmicks.
Which is why the other two consoles have been shamelessly swiping everything from Miis to Motion Controls from Nintendo.
4. People that realise that their latest console is bullshit but buy it anyway to justify hating it.
Because massive failure rates and credit card theft is so much better.
5. Your Gran.
Which is a funny statement given that, by selling to people outside the 15-24 male category, Nintendo has done more to make video games accepted as a "lifestyle" as well as the NEA's recent acceptance of Games being art than the other two have put together. It's doubly funny because Sony broke into the market with the PS1 by advertising video games as something that you didn't have to be a basement-dweller to enjoy. This adds just the right amount of irony to these pronouncements when it's a Sony fanboy doing it.
As for this Extra Punctuation:
*Shrug* Yahtzee strikes me as an increasingly bitter old man who is feeling left behind by the industry. It isn't so much that he hates the Wii as he continually makes statements like:
"But with the Wii and 3DS innovation one-two punch that dismally failed to connect,"
except in areas of sales, market, innovation. From that perspective, I can understand why he like the PS3 and the 360 because they are, for the most part, just beefier versions of their predecessors. But the fact that he's already beginning to trash the new Nintendo console before it's even out.....Well, actually, that's pretty much what I expected him to do. In this, I suppose I have to admire the fact that he is remarkably consistent.