Failed Ideas

[Avatar Roku]

Political correctness. In trying to make everything equal, they just tip the scales in the other direction.

 

[wilsonscrazybed]

In 1985 I tried to learn Japanese as part of my training to become a ninja... That just didn't pan out, but I can still say "underwear, frying pan, and toilet in Japanese."

How did the Ninja part go?

About as well as my idea to be a travelling archaeologist, discovering ancient ruins and foiling ancient traps with my excellent whipping skills.

 

[Brett Alex]

In 1985 I tried to learn Japanese as part of my training to become a ninja... That just didn't pan out, but I can still say "underwear, frying pan, and toilet in Japanese."

How did the Ninja part go?

About as well as my idea to be a travelling archaeologist, discovering ancient ruins and foiling ancient traps with my excellent whipping skills.

Well? We're all waiting to hear Underwear, frying pan and toilet. In the same sentence preferably.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

In 1985 I tried to learn Japanese as part of my training to become a ninja... That just didn't pan out, but I can still say "underwear, frying pan, and toilet in Japanese."

How did the Ninja part go?

About as well as my idea to be a travelling archaeologist, discovering ancient ruins and foiling ancient traps with my excellent whipping skills.

Well? We're all waiting to hear Underwear, frying pan and toilet. In the same sentence preferably.

I would love to see a film where the hero remains silent throughout and then finally answers three key questions with one word answers...in fact this is gonna be my failed venture.

 

[Di22y]

Health and Safety executives having the idea they can legislate for evry eventuality, outcome and possibility that may occur. I'm not one to give up easily but give it a rest folks.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Sports games.

 

[Di22y]

Sports games.

This is new news to me. When did they fail?

 

[Aura Guardian]

Sports games.

This is new news to me. When did they fail?

Madden. Correction, any sport game made by EA. Nuff said

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Sports games.

This is new news to me. When did they fail?

Madden. Correction, any sport game made by EA. Nuff said

Thank you.

 

[Death916]

In 1985 I tried to learn Japanese as part of my training to become a ninja... That just didn't pan out, but I can still say "underwear, frying pan, and toilet in Japanese."

your my hero. too bad on the ninja thing

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

Ghost ride the whip failed miserably, and managed to take two mailboxes and the vertical integrity of a stop sign with it.

 

[Nazulu]

Super Smash Brothers Brawl, I actually got my money back!

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Sports games.

This is new news to me. When did they fail?

Madden. Correction, any sport game made by EA. Nuff said

Actually I love Fifa games. They're great to have around if you have a friend round.

 

[Strategia]

Just now, I tried to get something out of a vending machine..... only to accidentally select the item next to the one I wanted..... which was empty. iFail

 

[Anarchemitis]

In 1985 I tried to learn Japanese as part of my training to become a ninja... That just didn't pan out, but I can still say "underwear, frying pan, and toilet in Japanese."

How did the Ninja part go?

About as well as my idea to be a travelling archaeologist, discovering ancient ruins and foiling ancient traps with my excellent whipping skills.

I love this website.

 

[Son of Makuta]

Silly rabbit, there's no girls on the internets, and Trix are for kids.

Though the thing holding up my game design the most, I'm too easily influenced by what I've most recently been watching/playing/doing. After watching Babylon 5 all the way through, I get dead-set on wanting the game to be very sci-fi, but then I go read the Temeraire series and I instead want the thing steampunk and naval sailing ships, but what's that? Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Oh shit, my game HAS to include Cybernetics...

That annoys me too sometimes... But a game that allows you to create any kind of mech you want pretty much covers all those bases. I love it when people go "Have you got this?" "Yup, use this." "This?" "Yeah." "This?" "Yup" et cetera... XD

 

[Jaythulhu]

Political Correctness and the "All Children Are Special" movements have to be my favourite failed ideas.

 

[perfectimo]

Curing the cancer.

 

[Zeke109]

Political Correctness and the "All Children Are Special" movements have to be my favourite failed ideas.

That is actually a pretty darn good one. Get more of these...

Also: Repairing an airsoft gun under stress. Spring stabbed into palm! OW!

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Once tried to bring civilization as we know it to an end with a pen, a hairnet and a bag of gummy worms, just to see if it was possible. It isn't, apparently. On top of that, you have to wake up so fucking early!