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Whatever, just wash your hands.
People are way too invested in the mundane shit of billionaires they hate.

Let Elon pay my ass to grind video games for him. Sounds like an easy job.
Because its indicative of who he is. If hes gonna lie and claim skill over something so petty then he has certainly done it in other areas. Sure you might say obviously. But hes got enough glazers that think hes practically perfect so this is a great thing to point out constantly. The right loves to harp on bullshit, either by making a mountain out of a mole hill or by just making shit up. So you will have to excuse me if I don't want to let the stolen valor fake gamer billionaire freespeech censorship guy off.
 
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People are way too invested in the mundane shit of billionaires they hate.

Let Elon pay my ass to grind video games for him. Sounds like an easy job.
Finally! Something we agree on!

But seriously, who the fuck cares? Do people know he has his claws in the fundaments of our government? Let's worry that he'll cheat at THAT before we make news that he's faking competency at a videogame, please.
 
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Finally! Something we agree on!

But seriously, who the fuck cares? Do people know he has his claws in the fundaments of our government? Let's worry that he'll cheat at THAT before we make news that he's faking competency at a videogame, please.
You are not wrong, but Musk is one of the biggest attention whores and wants his face in everything at every single facet. I'm just glad a majority of the gaming audience and gaming companies or developers tell him the fuck off or ignore him.
 
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You are not wrong, but Musk is one of the biggest attention ehores and wants his face in everything at every single facet. I'm just glad a majority of the gaming audience and gaming companies in developers tell him the fuck off or ignore him.
Right, so why is anyone giving this attention whore the exact attention he's seeking? Maybe it's actually for the better; let him make "news" doing petty and pointless shit that doesn't matter or affect anyone before he gets frustrated not getting talked about, and does some seriously heinous shit like buying the whole internet so everyone HAS to talk about him.
 
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Asmongold Is a band wagon junping biatch. Fuck him too. I don't need him to know that Musk is a scumbag. Both are scumbags not that different from each other.


 
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Right, so why is anyone giving this attention whore the exact attention he's seeking? Maybe it's actually for the better; let him make "news" doing petty and pointless shit that doesn't matter or affect anyone before he gets frustrated not getting talked about, and does some seriously heinous shit like buying the whole internet so everyone HAS to talk about him.
Because you can't ignore the richest person in the world and make him fade into the background. Shit doesn't work, so fucken make fun of him for something he proudly claimed that turned out to be false, make him ashamed to show his stupid fake gamer face.
 
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Because you can't ignore the richest person in the world and make him fade into the background. Shit doesn't work, so fucken make fun of him for something he proudly claimed that turned out to be false, make him ashamed to show his stupid fake gamer face.
I sincerely hope that's sarcasm, because unless we find out he's been faking being the richest person on the planet all these years, I doubt he'll ever genuinely feel any substantive shame by anything like a burner character in a videogame. This is pissing into the wind when the wind is a light breeze at best, so "peeing outside;" that'll show 'em.
 

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I sincerely hope that's sarcasm, because unless we find out he's been faking being the richest person on the planet all these years, I doubt he'll ever genuinely feel any substantive shame by anything like a burner character in a videogame. This is pissing into the wind when the wind is a light breeze at best, so "peeing outside;" that'll show 'em.
I said it up there before, if hes stolen valor and lying about being one of the best gamers around, then hes lying about a lot more. You just want to glaze him and get that blue checkmark. OH, maybe he will give you a free tesla. You should try calling him daddy.

You want yo know something interesting, gamergate probably gave us trump.
 
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Finally! Something we agree on!

But seriously, who the fuck cares? Do people know he has his claws in the fundaments of our government? Let's worry that he'll cheat at THAT before we make news that he's faking competency at a videogame, please.
I'm sure most people's default state is worrying about that. Laughing at him trying to act like a cool gamer bro is probably not going to change that. It's just fun to laugh at one's "betters", that's all.
 
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I said it up there before, if hes stolen valor and lying about being one of the best gamers around, then hes lying about a lot more. You just want to glaze him and get that blue checkmark. OH, maybe he will give you a free tesla. You should try calling him daddy.

You want yo know something interesting, gamergate probably gave us trump.
"You?" This has nothing to do with me, and everything to do with immature people in the gaming community
laugh[ing] at one's "betters"
It's infantile that this garners any attention at all. "He lies about videogames therefore he MUST be lying important shit" is not the mental leap any rational person makes; that's the leap people with an unhealthy attachment to a luxury hobby make. And let's face it, the "important shit" isn't what bothers those people.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Muck. I don't care that he lied about his adeptness at videogames. I wish all of my fellow gamers felt the same." <- healthy.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Musk. It bothers me enough that he lied about his adeptness at videogames that I lost sleep penning an article about it just to incite equally unhealthily obsessed gamers." <- stupid.

Just saying, of all the reasons to dislike Musk, videogames are the LEAST substantive and noteworthy. At least until he buys Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, and every PC parts manufacturer on the planet, and moves all of gaming to the moon or some other batshit idea he might come up with next. (God, I hope he doesn't see this post...)
 
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It's infantile that this garners any attention at all. "He lies about videogames therefore he MUST be lying important shit" is not the mental leap any rational person makes; that's the leap people with an unhealthy attachment to a luxury hobby make. And let's face it, the "important shit" isn't what bothers those people.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Muck. I don't care that he lied about his adeptness at videogames. I wish all of my fellow gamers felt the same." <- healthy.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Musk. It bothers me enough that he lied about his adeptness at videogames that I lost sleep penning an article about it just to incite equally unhealthily obsessed gamers." <- stupid.
Him lying about a lot of things non-gaming related and being in a position of political power bothers me more. But I don't blame people in the gaming community saying "Fuck him; we don't want you talking to us nor representing us!". They're all free to do so, and I don't blame them.
 
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Him lying about a lot of things non-gaming related and being in a position of oolitical power me more. But I don't blame people in the gaming community saying fuck him; we don't want you talking to us nor representing us. They're all free to do that and I don't blame them.
Gamers is how the right took over the online space. It started with right wing assholes spazzing out over Anita and went onto them making their anti sjw youtube channels and roping in the atheist community and taking over the pick up artist space and making it red pill and pretending to be freespeech while suppressing freespeech. This shit is annoyingly connected, before the gate conservatives had no idea how to get young men, after they got them pretty locked in, at least till they realize how full of shit conservatives are but we need stuff like musk blatantly lying about something they care about (since caring about things is GAY!!!$%@#%) to help break the hold.
 
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Plenty of gamers better than these two, if one of them "wins", they still lose either way. People didn't forget about Asmon's Palestine comments, aside from his echo chamber. They don't for shit.

Gamers is how the right took over the online space. It started with right wing assholes spazzing out over Anita and went onto them making their anti sjw youtube channels and roping in the atheist community and taking over the pick up artist space and making it red pill and pretending to be freespeech while suppressing freespeech. This shit is annoyingly connected, before the gate conservatives had no idea how to get young men, after they got them pretty locked in, at least till they realize how full of shit conservatives are but we need stuff like musk blatantly lying about something they care about (since caring about things is GAY!!!$%@#%) to help break the hold.
The fact that most gamers, even those on the more conservative end and "conservative" end, aren't buying his bullshit, makes me smile. It shows those fools are finally starting to think for themselves, even if it is not the exact correct reason, and that, once again, outside of Musk's echo chamber/hype crowd, most people hate him or don't give a shit about the fucker, and want him to go away from their fight.
 

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It's infantile that this garners any attention at all. "He lies about videogames therefore he MUST be lying important shit" is not the mental leap any rational person makes; that's the leap people with an unhealthy attachment to a luxury hobby make. And let's face it, the "important shit" isn't what bothers those people.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Muck. I don't care that he lied about his adeptness at videogames. I wish all of my fellow gamers felt the same." <- healthy.

"I'm a gamer. I don't like Elon Musk. It bothers me enough that he lied about his adeptness at videogames that I lost sleep penning an article about it just to incite equally unhealthily obsessed gamers." <- stupid.

Just saying, of all the reasons to dislike Musk, videogames are the LEAST substantive and noteworthy. At least until he buys Sony, Microsoft, Nintendo, and every PC parts manufacturer on the planet, and moves all of gaming to the moon or some other batshit idea he might come up with next. (God, I hope he doesn't see this post...)
I can only speak for myself, and of the discourse I have seen I haven't seen people make that mental leap. Just that it's another example of him being a dissociated rich guy trying to act like the coolest dude. And unlike his actually scary fascist exploits, this is just a meaningless "gamer fail". Hence why people are so eager to dunk on it; it's a nice reprieve from the actual scary shit.
 

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In short, we need to have some kinda gate to prevent fake gamer billionaires from getting the social credit for being gamers and kick them out of our hobby.
No, it is fine.

Some whales have to carry all the FP2 pay to win titles. Let them pay for being at the top.