Famitsu Astrologer Predicts He Will Be Vague in 2010

Yog Sothoth

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Yeah, anyone can do this... Here are my gaming predictions for 2010:

Xbox 360s will still RRoD.
PS3s will still have no games.
And Wiis will still waggle.
 

ctrl-alt-postal

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Who do I see to get that kinda job? Would love to get paid to spout generic, nondescript bullterds once a month.....
 

KeyMaster45

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*sniff* *sniff* Smell that gentlemen? That's the wonderful smell of wholesale, premium grade Bullshit....ahhhh can't find a finer quality of stuff this time of the year...OHHH Wait! Yes you can!
 

Simriel

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JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Doug said:
JimmyBassatti said:
I don't get why everyone is like, "Oh shit, he is just pfgjkld;sfgenjkodfjkds, THEMANWITHTHEGLASSES IS AWESOME!". I thought it was pretty cool. Also, astronomy > journalism for a gaming forum.
Astrology is not Astronomy.

And yes, The Man With The Glasses is awesome, but I didn't see any references to him until you brought it up.
OH SHI-- My bad. Well then.
Also, that's all anyone on this site fucking talks about. "NOSTALGIA CRITIC, OMG, HAVE SEX WITH ME!". Jesus.
Actually I am a regular browser of this site, and this is the first reference to TGWTG I have ever seen.
I never see you, Simriel. So it doesn't count.
And I have never seen you, and due to my own internalised logic that makes you a Borg. Why? Magic.
 

Sevre

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I would like to apply for the position of company astrologer, because you know you want one.
 

Simriel

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JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Doug said:
JimmyBassatti said:
I don't get why everyone is like, "Oh shit, he is just pfgjkld;sfgenjkodfjkds, THEMANWITHTHEGLASSES IS AWESOME!". I thought it was pretty cool. Also, astronomy > journalism for a gaming forum.
Astrology is not Astronomy.

And yes, The Man With The Glasses is awesome, but I didn't see any references to him until you brought it up.
OH SHI-- My bad. Well then.
Also, that's all anyone on this site fucking talks about. "NOSTALGIA CRITIC, OMG, HAVE SEX WITH ME!". Jesus.
Actually I am a regular browser of this site, and this is the first reference to TGWTG I have ever seen.
I never see you, Simriel. So it doesn't count.
And I have never seen you, and due to my own internalised logic that makes you a Borg. Why? Magic.
Post moar, you Irish bastard. You just lurk...
I post whenever I have something worth saying. YOu obviously just spew pointless words onto the internet. And I am a Scottish Bastard thank you very much.
 

Silva

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A charming, tolerant attitude was displayed in this article towards an esoteric belief that is more spread and widely believed worldwide than even Christianity.

I'm sorry, my sarcasm is dripping out of my face. Excuse me, but when did The Escapist become an atheists-only opinion page? I thought that this was a gaming forum where religion and politics were discussed, not put on a pedestal and stabbed around. A bit of journalistic objectivity would be preferable, thank you very much.

The attacks you make on astrology are grounded in false ideas of what it actually is. Anyone who thinks it is chiefly or even secondarily a predictive or fatalistic system has no idea what real astrology is about. Secondly, anyone who thinks that newspaper horoscopes are actually written by astrologers, is a fool.

Horoscopes are treated by most media hierarchies as something that you let the freelancer beginner do. They do not hire anyone with knowledge of the real ancient art form that is understanding the planets. That is why they usually end up being vague, useless things that are laughed at by atheists and real astrologers alike. Famitsu's is no exception, especially since this was obviously done with tongue firmly in cheek.

Show some respect, Tito, and read about something before you spread misinformation.
 

Cyberjester

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Actually, going on how particles know where they are, it makes sense for the universe to be in tune with itself, and for the stars to forecast the future.

It also makes sense for Aus censors to ban games based on how a 2month old would react to it, for Germany to make I.T. security software illegal to stop hackers, for people to spend a small fortune to buy a shiny rock (a little rubber ball that lights up when you bounce it I can understand, but for a rock smaller than a thumbnail? Around 1/4 the size actually..), for The Escapist to have top notch journalism involving astrology, and for The Escapist members to actually argue about whether or not rape is a bad thing.

First lesson in life. It doesn't really make sense, just go with it. =P
 

Doug

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JimmyBassatti said:
Doug said:
JimmyBassatti said:
I don't get why everyone is like, "Oh shit, he is just pfgjkld;sfgenjkodfjkds, THEMANWITHTHEGLASSES IS AWESOME!". I thought it was pretty cool. Also, astronomy > journalism for a gaming forum.
Astrology is not Astronomy.

And yes, The Man With The Glasses is awesome, but I didn't see any references to him until you brought it up.
OH SHI-- My bad. Well then.
Also, that's all anyone on this site fucking talks about. "NOSTALGIA CRITIC, OMG, HAVE SEX WITH ME!". Jesus.
.....o-key.....

You have issues. For starters, if you're going to ***** about previous posts in the thread, read the fucking thread.

Also, I only heard about "Nostalgia Critic" about 3 days ago, and given I've been here over a year now, I doubt 'all anyone here talks about is That Guy With The Glasses' is actually true.
 

Phenakist

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A sequel to every game that didn't have one this year is getting one in 2010 so that's pretty much all of them... pretty much anyone could have predicted that ok lets see, I believe Wow's new expansion will be out in the first half of the year and Halo Reach will be out in September... those alone will be huge hits ignoring the flood of other titles including The new Pokemon remakes (Heart Gold and Soul Silver) hence the "trading and changing"?

Either way it's all so vauge it's like he looked at a sheet of release dates and was told what games would sell well...
 

Greg Tito

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Silva said:
Show some respect, Tito, and read about something before you spread misinformation.
Please enlighten me, Silva. What does astrology mean to you? Last I checked, astrology is not a religion, so I don't believe I was mocking anyone's deeply held beliefs. I merely said that astrology was not real and that many scientists believe it is a pseudoscience. Yes, I understand that astrology is a study of the planet's movements and how it relates to human behavior. Do I believe that it has any truth to it? No, but I understand that some people might.

Silva said:
Anyone who thinks it is chiefly or even secondarily a predictive or fatalistic system has no idea what real astrology is about.
I think we're actually in agreement. I don't think astrology is predictive in any way either.
 

Simriel

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JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Simriel said:
JimmyBassatti said:
Doug said:
JimmyBassatti said:
I don't get why everyone is like, "Oh shit, he is just pfgjkld;sfgenjkodfjkds, THEMANWITHTHEGLASSES IS AWESOME!". I thought it was pretty cool. Also, astronomy > journalism for a gaming forum.
Astrology is not Astronomy.

And yes, The Man With The Glasses is awesome, but I didn't see any references to him until you brought it up.
OH SHI-- My bad. Well then.
Also, that's all anyone on this site fucking talks about. "NOSTALGIA CRITIC, OMG, HAVE SEX WITH ME!". Jesus.
Actually I am a regular browser of this site, and this is the first reference to TGWTG I have ever seen.
I never see you, Simriel. So it doesn't count.
And I have never seen you, and due to my own internalised logic that makes you a Borg. Why? Magic.
Post moar, you Irish bastard. You just lurk...
I post whenever I have something worth saying. YOu obviously just spew pointless words onto the internet. And I am a Scottish Bastard thank you very much.
Oh, I'm sorry Mister Wallace McGotry. And, yes, I do spew pointless words :D
I do believe that was racism. Reported.
 

benbenthegamerman

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(puts on tin-foil hat and ugly sweater)

yeeeeees... changing? like the destruction of an entire planet? trading? as in trading an old game for a newer version?

THE WORLD IS GONNA END OH NOESSSSSSS...

...or hes just predicting WoW cataclysm to come out in summer.
 

Therumancer

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I'm not deeply spiritual or superstitious when you get down to it, despite how some of my debates on other subjects have gone.

That said, I do think there is a lot of wierd stuff out there, and I'm constantly surprised how many "sensible" and totally "scientifically grounded" people are unwilling to push their luck when it comes to certain things, more so in many cases than those who seem like they would be more scared. I could tell some stories, but it would be pointless.

The bottom line is that in general the extraordinary (if it exists) and the ordinary do not generally intersect. There is no easy path to power, really flashy wierd stuff, or anything so generally dangerous that it presents a threat to joe-blow or else by the nature of such things we'd all be aware of it.

Simply put there have been enough things credited to psyhics, occult scientists, or whatever else, where I don't dismiss the possibilities out of hand, but also don't think that anyone with any kind of serious talent in this area would be working to amuse people at a game magazine. What's more as I understand the theories involved, the arguement basically is that a likely future is being determined based on the way the universe naturally gravitates, but things can be changed and simply by making a prediction and telling people about it can cause that change. What's more the bigger the question being divined on, and the more possibilities, the vaguer it becomes with the scope.

I'm not defending this guy as real, but rather pointing out that there are people who do that kind of thing and make big bucks doing it, probably because some of them have produed results sufficient to warrent it. In general anyone with that much money is probably not going to be stupid either.

You sit down and mock this kind of stuff, but then every once in a while someone does a show on "wierd and unexplained sh@t", and you have people bring out guys that are exactly the opposite of "the psychic friends network" with it's disclaimers or whatever, and they go into convinctions and such that have been obtained based on leads from psychics and the like. You also find out that for ghosts and "psychic phenomena" is legally accepted as existing, in fact there are laws in some states like New York that requires realtors to disclose when a house or property has a history to the prospective buyers due to various incidents.

My point being that it's foolish to act like this stuff is everywhere, but at the same time I don't think it's quite right to jump on someone's beliefs unless they are taking it to an insane everyday level. The best approach is to remain skeptical of course, even if you acknowlege certain possibilities, but even in doing so you don't need to be rude.
 

the1ultimate

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Astrology makes no sense to me. Unless you had a <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_of_Bethlehem>very bright star or a particularly close looking one, which seemes to move. It's pretty obvious that that means that you should stay away from people called <a href=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herod_the_Great>Herod, or <a href=http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Christmas_Invasion>beware of aliens.

Anyway, it seems to me that this guy isn't very good at his horoscopes. Sure he is generally vague, but he goes on for a bit too long. I'd start to wonder how there was space to encode that message in the stars along with all the other birthday-categorized behavioral information.

He should have kept it simple. In fact he shouldn't have even mentioned company names, instead depicting companies by their attributes and saying something about hype, controversy, disappointment, steady advancement, and maybe a brief mention of difficulty curves to keep people guessing.

Silva said:
The attacks you make on astrology are grounded in false ideas of what it actually is. Anyone who thinks it is chiefly or even secondarily a predictive or fatalistic system has no idea what real astrology is about. Secondly, anyone who thinks that newspaper horoscopes are actually written by astrologers, is a fool.
It seems to me, that if you are denouncing the form of astrology being discussed here, then your beliefs aren't actually being challenged? Why not consider this a discussion about something else that just happens to be called astrology? Or post some links so we can make a comparison?
 

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While I dont like people who use vague predictions, I dont think that means that I can trample all over astrology or the people who believe in it. So please tito and people, this thread should be about the guy predictions or what's to come in 2010. Not about how one belief is false or stupid. If you want to discuss that, please start a thread in the debate section.

Anyway, I think one good prediction is that microsoft is going to to better than sony in 2010. I mean, look at all these good titles.

Lost planet 2
Halo: Reach
Final fantasy XIII
Bioshock 2
Dantes Inferno
Mass effect 2
Fable III
Splintor cell: Conviction
Fallout: New vegas
Dead rising 2

And there still some yet to announced.