WoW: Ok healers you all know what to do? good lets not die this time.
*2 minutes later*
Healer: oh sorry guys I was getting a drink.
*2 minutes later*
Healer: oh sorry guys I was getting a drink.
Famous "last words" in a game
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Sorta the opposite, but.
TF2
Me and a friend were gonna have a play sniper duel on an empty 2Fort server. We were talking on Steams voice chat:
Me: You've got nothing to worry about, i suck as a sniper.
Within the first 15 minutes, i'd dominated him at least twice, and was headshotting him at least once per (my) death.
...I need to say i suck more often.
TF2
Me and a friend were gonna have a play sniper duel on an empty 2Fort server. We were talking on Steams voice chat:
Me: You've got nothing to worry about, i suck as a sniper.
Within the first 15 minutes, i'd dominated him at least twice, and was headshotting him at least once per (my) death.
...I need to say i suck more often.
Saint's Row 2: Something is just wrong driving over people listening to Loverboy.
Hey hun, come watch me shoot this protester with an RPG, it's funny!
(fiancee after I flip a sports car on its roof) See? That is why you can't have one of those.
World of Warcraft: I wasn't suppose to click that was I?
Kingdom Hearts 2: They killed Goofy!
Rock Band: The voice range in No Doubt is just right for me.
Hey hun, come watch me shoot this protester with an RPG, it's funny!
(fiancee after I flip a sports car on its roof) See? That is why you can't have one of those.
World of Warcraft: I wasn't suppose to click that was I?
Kingdom Hearts 2: They killed Goofy!
Rock Band: The voice range in No Doubt is just right for me.
Quake Wars.
Team member 1: ZOMG WE ARE GETTING KILLED!!
Team member 2: Hey, Oppressor, throw a Violator Airstrike, will ya?
Team member 3: K. *click... tick... tick... tick... tick... tick*
Red beam.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Suicide.
Team member 1: Oh, wow, thanks.
Team member 2: Can we switch classes now?
Team member 3: ZOMG NOOBS. Log off.
Or, other situation.
My team placed a bomb on the final objective. I place my Remote Detonated Camera (as Covert Ops) above it.
Enemies come, slaughter us. 10 seconds before end.
Enemy Constructor comes, then 4 more, they try to disarm the bomb.
Enemy Constructor: Hahha, we won, gg.
I respawned already, got into range of the camera. *click*
Abedeus killed XXX
Abedeus killed YYY
Abedeus killed ZZZ
Abedeus killed CCC
Abedeus killed WWW
Abedeus killed TTT
EC:...WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!
Yes, I thought it was impossible to kill 6 people with one camera. But they literally surrounded it.
Team member 1: ZOMG WE ARE GETTING KILLED!!
Team member 2: Hey, Oppressor, throw a Violator Airstrike, will ya?
Team member 3: K. *click... tick... tick... tick... tick... tick*
Red beam.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Team Kill.
Suicide.
Team member 1: Oh, wow, thanks.
Team member 2: Can we switch classes now?
Team member 3: ZOMG NOOBS. Log off.
Or, other situation.
My team placed a bomb on the final objective. I place my Remote Detonated Camera (as Covert Ops) above it.
Enemies come, slaughter us. 10 seconds before end.
Enemy Constructor comes, then 4 more, they try to disarm the bomb.
Enemy Constructor: Hahha, we won, gg.
I respawned already, got into range of the camera. *click*
Abedeus killed XXX
Abedeus killed YYY
Abedeus killed ZZZ
Abedeus killed CCC
Abedeus killed WWW
Abedeus killed TTT
EC:...WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK?!
Yes, I thought it was impossible to kill 6 people with one camera. But they literally surrounded it.
Years ago my friend and I where playing Alien vs Predator's single player campaign on his dad's PC. AvP was (IMO) a master of suspense (at least it felt like that to me when i was younger).
We where playing a Predator (the best IMO) and going up an elevator I heard a noise and turned to my friend and said:
ME: "Was that an Alien?"
My Friend: "Is that what Aliens sound like?"
Alien jumps down out of the dark and bites Predator's face off
We laughed our asses off (you had to be there). I think it was the tension of the game that just made it absolutely hilarious.
We where playing a Predator (the best IMO) and going up an elevator I heard a noise and turned to my friend and said:
ME: "Was that an Alien?"
My Friend: "Is that what Aliens sound like?"
Alien jumps down out of the dark and bites Predator's face off
We laughed our asses off (you had to be there). I think it was the tension of the game that just made it absolutely hilarious.
CoD4: YES! We're so awesome! We saved all the people pinned down in the building, saved the chopper pilot, and now we all go home safely!
Mirror's Edge: I can easily make that jump!
Skate: I'm gonna do a backflip 1080 off of the x-games ramp!
Halo 2-3: Sweet! A sword! No one can kill me now!
Mirror's Edge: I can easily make that jump!
Skate: I'm gonna do a backflip 1080 off of the x-games ramp!
Halo 2-3: Sweet! A sword! No one can kill me now!
Let's see...
"Gekkos don't look THAT hard to beat..." MGS4.
"I can go a little further..." Oblivion, don't remember which cave, after noticing my armor and weapons were in need of repair. Badly.
"All I gotta do is win this last fight, and then I've beaten this game..." Virtually ANY game.
"Gekkos don't look THAT hard to beat..." MGS4.
"I can go a little further..." Oblivion, don't remember which cave, after noticing my armor and weapons were in need of repair. Badly.
"All I gotta do is win this last fight, and then I've beaten this game..." Virtually ANY game.
I had a 6 kill streak on Quantum of Solace after the 6th kill I turned to my brother to tell him. After I told him he said:
"Careful, somebody could kill any minute if you don't pay attention!"
Just after he said that somebody came round the corner and whacked me in the back of the head and killed me. It made me laugh so much that I died two more times.
Playing Need for Speed Most Wanted in a police pursuit on heat level five, just before going into a pursuit breaker i said:
"Stuff that doughnut down your throat!"(After watching a doughnut shop roof and a giant doughnut fall on about 4 police cars.)
Just as the little pursuit breaker movie finished, my car ran over a spike strip and i got busted.(Pursuit breakers are supposed to get you out of tight spots.)
"Careful, somebody could kill any minute if you don't pay attention!"
Just after he said that somebody came round the corner and whacked me in the back of the head and killed me. It made me laugh so much that I died two more times.
Playing Need for Speed Most Wanted in a police pursuit on heat level five, just before going into a pursuit breaker i said:
"Stuff that doughnut down your throat!"(After watching a doughnut shop roof and a giant doughnut fall on about 4 police cars.)
Just as the little pursuit breaker movie finished, my car ran over a spike strip and i got busted.(Pursuit breakers are supposed to get you out of tight spots.)
Left 4 Dead - "Cr0wned achievement? Easy! Just you watch!"
COD:WAW - "Well at least the Nazis don't have flamethrowers!"
Team Fortress 2 - Running round a corner into a hallway filled with sticky bombs, and one smug looking Demoman taunting at the other end.
Fallout 3 - Walking down the alleyway containing the crazy nuke-toting preacher.
COD:WAW - "Well at least the Nazis don't have flamethrowers!"
Team Fortress 2 - Running round a corner into a hallway filled with sticky bombs, and one smug looking Demoman taunting at the other end.
Fallout 3 - Walking down the alleyway containing the crazy nuke-toting preacher.
Oblivion: I don't see any guards around...
I can make it past this next room.
I'm sure the next room is clear.
Left 4 Dead: Ok, so we've got every entrance covered,,,
Thats all of them!
No, you take that medikit, I'll be fine.
WoW: No worries, I've got enough durability left for one more try.
No need to rest, I've got enough health/mana for this next fight.
Of COURSE I picked up mats before I came.
It's OK, we can 4-man this.
D&D: That's the last of the traps.
WE don't need to rest yet, we can amek the next mile without spells.
Piff, there aren't any rust monsters in THIS part of the mines.
That's crazy, this cave in MUCH too small for a dragon.
I can make it past this next room.
I'm sure the next room is clear.
Left 4 Dead: Ok, so we've got every entrance covered,,,
Thats all of them!
No, you take that medikit, I'll be fine.
WoW: No worries, I've got enough durability left for one more try.
No need to rest, I've got enough health/mana for this next fight.
Of COURSE I picked up mats before I came.
It's OK, we can 4-man this.
D&D: That's the last of the traps.
WE don't need to rest yet, we can amek the next mile without spells.
Piff, there aren't any rust monsters in THIS part of the mines.
That's crazy, this cave in MUCH too small for a dragon.