famous last words

[Barbas]

*walks into biker bar*

"Never gonna give you up!"

*Walks into the same bar, naked.*

"Mmmmm...you're a smelly tramp. Your clothes, give them to me."

 

[TheRiddler]

If I could die right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I retire tomorrow!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Well fine, I'll push the goat then.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm out of ammo!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm a spambot!

 

[Teoes]

The staff here are jerks who do an inadequate job![footnote]Please note this is done in the context of the thread and I do not seriously hold these views.[/footnote]

 

[Barbas]

"Do you know what he'd love? If somebody went over and shouted his catchphrase to him! That'd be a cracker!"

 

[Dr.Susse]

Let's watch Father Ted and have a shot every time Jack says Drink or Feck.

 

[Barbas]

"Perhaps we're seeing a new side to Jack - a more considerate, cari-"*WHAP*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I think we're winning!

 

[Barbas]

"My friends, I do believe the worst is behind us."

Spoiler

 

[Barbas]

"You call that breaking my spine?! You Red Team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if y- *SNAP* AAAAAAAAAUUGH, MY SPINE!!"

 

[Teoes]

@JonB called me out for a fight. I could totally whoop his ass.

 

[Barbas]

"It was funny. See? This c**t here gets it."

 

[Teoes]

Look, it's tame. I can rest my nuts right on its nose.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Don't worry, that boil water order is just a legal precaution. The tap water here is completely safe.

 

[TheRiddler]

Don't worry, stingrays love foreplay.

 

[Barbas]

"...And because it only has half the calories, I can eat twice as much!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

"The mods are asleep..."