Fan Film Imagines God of War's Awkward Teen Years

The_ModeRazor

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What? He never cried "ZEEEUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!!! :mad:" at the top of his lungs!
Otherwise, it was pretty damn funny.
 
McShizzle

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Hi-larious. Reminds me of a particular episode of Strong Bad's e-mail.

sbemail #203 "Independent" [http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail203.html]
 
AnAngryMoose

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Torque669 said:
Mr Companion said:
I WILL DESTROY ALL THE GODS OF OLYMPUS!!!
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After I have cleaned my room.
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Hah.

More on topic. I would watch this, if just for the laugh because to be fair they did get alot of things wrong with the God of War story there.
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I approve of your avatar. Harry Tipper is frikkin' awesome!

OT: I would love to see this as a proper film, it's brilliant!
 
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John Funk said:
Fan Film Imagines God of War's Awkward Teen Years

If an indie film studio made one of those awkward high school "coming-of-age" movies starring God of War's Kratos, the trailer would look something like this.

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Gamers know Kratos. Gamers love Kratos. He's a brutally violent, incredibly angry ancient Greek sociopath whose sole driving force is to slaughter anyone who has ever wronged him in any way whatsoever. But what if he wasn't always that way? What if he was once an awkward young high schooler, trying to find himself and deal with the unrealistic expectations of his dad Zeus?

The above fan-made trailer to a hypothetical, nonexistent indie film shows what Kratos would be like if he were the star of, say, almost every single movie Michael Cera [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101449-New-Scott-Pilgrim-vs-The-World-Trailer-Hits-the-Net] has ever been in. It's surprisingly well-made with very solid production values, and I may just be speaking for myself here, but I'd love to see this actually expanded into a short film.

Am I alone on that or what?

(Via G4TV [http://g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/706300/Nugget-From-The-Net-If-God-of-War-Was-A-Quirky-Indie-Movie.html])

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Well, if it do get made into a official movie with theatrical release. I would wait with ambulances and medication for all those who enter there. I mean, they clearly aren't right? I can let slide Twilight since it's a harlequin romance (a really freakishly absurd and disturbing one at that) with topless dude, and that's why they get massive box office revenue from girl. This, on the other hand, seem like a worst movie movie series knockoff (Date movie, Epic Movie and the like) and those are incredibly bad, unfunny and stupid.
 
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When I saw the title of the article I was expecting something really, really bad. But when I actually watched the "Trailer" is was surprisingly good. While I still wouldn't pay money to see the movie if it were real, I wouldn't mind wasting an hour to watch it. Oh, and the music is really catchy.
 
Dyp100

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Sony has there own film studio, so lets FUND IT....Even if it was meant to be an "indie film" spoof, whatever.

That chick was hot though, very.
 
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Can't stand Kratos in the games.... but I'd really love to see this one!
And NOT with Michael Cera.

Again...

Seriously, the guy really needs to find another character to play.. He can't just go on as George Michael from Arrested Development in every. single. movie...

I'm looking forward to Scott Pilgrim, but I'm not really expecting much from him.
 
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That really felt like an indie-trailer.

I'm not sure how I'm supposed to feel about that
 
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