Ugh. The sad part of your comment is that it is actually true.Trishbot said:So, let me get this right... Out of THREE adaptations of the GREATEST comic book villain of all time...
The low-budget, Roger Corman version from the early 90's that didn't even get released is the most authentic live-action Dr. Doom.
That's just embarrassing.
*tearful applause* That was beautiful.webkilla said:Super-teen extraordinaire
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom
Runs around in girls chatrooms
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom
Nuking Washington D.C.
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom
Unless something better's on reddit
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom
His schemes are overloading
It has a rule34 coating
Textbook case for image boards
Dr. Doom, Dr. Doom
Check out Victor Domashev
Nerd computer ace
Went surfing on the internet
And was zapped to cyberspace
He turned into the Dr. Doom
He's strong and super-quick
He drives the heroes crazy
'Cause he's a lunatic
His home base is the Doomalair
Dr. Doom - redditor
Floyd the Barber cuts his hair
Dr. Doom - Chimpanzee!
Rides around in the Doommobile
Dr. Doom - creepy chatroom
Hopes to make a movie deal
Dooming me! Dooming you!
He's here to doom the nation
So stay tuned to this station
If not, we'll just go boom
Dr. Doom - Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
Damnit every time someone uses the F word, i'm reminded how of all the horrible ways the media is bringing my childhood back, this is the one thing that could actually make for a brilliant twisted rebooting.webkilla said:So... how will he get super powers?
Will he become the Freakazoid?
The Uwe Bole approach. It's actually possible to make money by doing that, because of a loophole that allows you to claim the loss as a tax deduction. Or something like that.Diddy_Mao said:Interesting. I wouldn't think that "I hate money and I want to make a project that will cost as much as possible while guaranteeing an abysmal return on investment" would have been a successful sales pitch to a studio.