Well fuck it then, I care and I'm ranking them!
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1. Far Cry 1 - This is the best Far Cry, but also not really Far Cry. Complete freedom, no real story. Just blow stuff up and run around in the Jungle I actually went back and replayed this a couple years ago because I never beat it and I thought it was great fun until the end when it kind of turned into doom with devil monsters and it gets kind of linear in the last hour of the game.
2. Far Cry 4 - Found the best balance of all things. The plot doesn't seem interesting at first, but it gets real into Indian Sky god stuff and it has a strong set of side characters that force you to go on hallucinogenic dream quests. I feel like a lot of people who think its a generic reskin of Far Cry 3 must not have played in the whole way through as it becomes quite trippy with a lot of twists and turns. I found myself exploring largely for the sake of curiosity because the Nepal like Mountainous region in game was built to entice you to explore. I wouldn't say the ending is exceptionally weak, but it does drag you around a bit and could have been 30 minutes shorter.
3. Far Cry 3 - Far Cry 3 is perfectly solid game. It felt a lot like if you took Far Cry 1 and took away some freedom for the sake of storytelling. It lacks the more immersive freedom of Far Cry 4 and 5, but the gameplay is solid. I recall problematically that while I liked the protagonist, I didn't really give a shit about his friends and that hurt the story. Its like one of those dumb teenager horror movies, but the protagonist gets their shit together.
4. Far Cry 5 - generally felt very freeing. I never felt dragged along. It gets a large pass because they did an amazing job of representing the landscape & culture of Montana. I adored the gameplay. It ranks so low because I Ultimately felt cheated by the villains. Living in Montana I've actually encountered a ton of religious, borderline terrifying, fanaticism and racism. Also I grew up in Kentucky, home of Kim Davis and an actual life size goddamn Ark and if you really wanna get creeped out google six flags over jesus, so when Far Cry 5 pulls the rug out from under you and says "Naw its just a scam" I immediately felt like Ubisoft started out with something far more insidious and disturbing, but pulled back when theyd realized they would actually offend the evangelicals who might actually have the power to affect their bottom line.
5. Far Cry 2 - Far Cry 2 is a strange animal for me. I played it while recovering from heavy duty surgery and hallucinating on morphine. I'm confident this is true - the game only has like 4 mission types. You do these same missions to unlock stuff over and over and over and theres around a hundred of them. Drive to a place snipe a guy, drive to identical place snipe a guy etc. I don't even remember the actual game missions. It felt absurdly repetitive. Worse when you defeated a roadblock, they respawn a bit later so you get to a point where you just start driving past and not bothering. Eventually as I spaced in and out from the morphine the game became a complete I haze. I just remember sniping dudes in towers. My wife came one day and thought I was just sitting on the couch watching TV, but when she looked over it was just fire. Apparently I'd spent all day just setting the grasslands on fire and sitting there watching it burn. I think they took that option out of Far Cry, I kind of miss it.
6. Far Cry 6 - My friend just showed me that when you find new guns, you dont get them immediately. You actually have to fast travel back to some base and equip them before you actually can put them in your hand. It really sucks all the life out of the gratification you get from exploring. You also get sucky guns and have wander around collecting scrap to upgrade them to useful weapons, but you need specific crap to upgrade them which means you need to actual search for crap, but its like random, which means youre not searching in some specific place on your map you just gotta wander around picking up bullshit. WHEN THE FUCK DID FAR CRY BECOME AN MMO??? This is the literally the epitome of intentionally padding your game. Creating completely unnecessary artificial grind. The game also has a a bunch of clothing and gear and other tired Tom Clancy Mechanics and microtransactions. Im sure Far Cry 5 had some of that, but I dont recall it literally making me go "Ugh I gotta do what now?" and fucking Wax over what bullets I need to equip to go do something. I also noticed you cant get instant kills on even regular dudes unless you're X level or gun or whatever. I selected action mode because I'm experienced FPS player. I play at Gold Eagle on competitive CSGO so I thought Id get actual difficulty. Maybe swarm of enemies using smart tactics. Instead its just the same bullet sponges from The Division with equally stupid AI. Im wondering if I should have chosen story, but its not that I'm looking for an easy mode. I'm looking for better design. So far the story is not drawing me in either. It takes itself way too serious. I keep praying that guy keith or whatever shows up from Far Cry 5. Its just generic movie rebels WE GOTTA KILL EL DICTATORIO VIA LIBERTO or some generic shit. Yeah I get it, let me stand here bored out of my mind while you yammer on about free elections. So much fun.
Now hows that for some "eye of the beholder" shit?