Farewell Intercourse Law

[Baneat]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Excuse me, WHAT!?

 

[Aidinthel]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Excuse me, WHAT!?

Yeah, I was wondering about that too, but I figured I probably didn't want to know...

 

[wooty]

So this was what that huge revolution was for? Was this the "oppression" they were all opposed to? Get rid of the dictator, install the military rulership, make it legal to have sex with corpses. It all flows so naturally.

Makes you wonder why people do anything sometimes.

Reed da fred bruv plz. Dis riddl book aint choo choo tru, dig?

Ooooo k I've seen it now, but jumping the gun is what the internet does best though.

I do remember seeing something on the news last night about it, only thought that passed through my mind at the time was "well, thats sick". Live and learn ay

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

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Guys. Seriously. It isn't true. This is crazy. Why are you so credulous?

What makes you think I think its true? In fact what makes you think I'd believe it and then go on to make such a joke?

 

[Aidinthel]

In fact what makes you think I'd believe it and then go on to make such a joke?

Seriously? You realize we're on the internet, right? That wasn't even the most tasteless post in this thread.

 

[The Funslinger]

I saw this the other day on the BBC when I was with my girlfriend.
We both agreed that this was probably the most backwards, sexist, derogatory and disrespectful practice allowed by law.
Also, ewww, icky.

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Seriously though, wouldnt things... Dry up a little down there after death? And when the rigidness kicks in... No thanks. I prefer my vagina wet and warm.

MC Vagina would disapprove of this.

Out of curiosity, how the hell do you know what that's like?

And I don't really want to know about the state of your vagina, miss!

 

[Leandros8]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOmp3HpAGgM

Never thought I'd get to use this again.

but really, they're not that crazy over there, and I'm pretty sure Islam doesn't encourage this kind of behaviour in the slightest.

 

[AnarchistFish]

I wonder if any of those guys actually know what its like to fuck a corpse. I do, and its not as awesome as it sounds.

Not even gonna ask...

Spoiler: ...

ok, I bite

 

[bjj hero]

Its a fake. Blatantly a hoax.

Having said that whats the problem if it is law? The "victim" is dead so is little more than 10 stone of steak. This is as close to a victimless crime as possible.

It's not to my taste but why judge?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Ok, my big question is, why the hell would they want to do that???

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So they'd ran out of hot mums so they changed Milf to Mummy I'd like to Fuck?

...
That's actually really good.
A little sick, but good.

 

[Smertnik]

Its a fake. Blatantly a hoax.

Having said that whats the problem if it is law? The "victim" is dead so is little more than 10 stone of steak. This is as close to a victimless crime as possible.

It's not to my taste but why judge?

Exactly. Never understood why necrophilia has always been such a big issue. It doesn't hurt anybody, does it? If there're relatives who don't want their beloved' body treated in such a way it's one thing but otherwise I don't see a problem with that.

 

[bjj hero]

If there're relatives who don't want their beloved' body treated in such a way it's one thing but otherwise I don't see a problem with that.

Infact, this talks about the deads spouse so I'm guessing the closest relative is alright with it.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

You know, you think when the law has been debunked almost entirely by actual Egyptian politicians people would stop beliving it.

Although it is nice to see that Americans are willing to take the Arab world seriously now, as long as they're slagging off someone America likes even less. And since the whole of America sems to see all Arabian people as terrorists that's saying a lot about their view of Egypt.

 

[Freechoice]

Law is cray cray.

Is it male only because it's an oppressive middle eastern nation or because the reverse is almost impossible?

Guys. Seriously. It isn't true. This is crazy. Why are you so credulous?

Why do you care that we care?

 

[Lt._nefarious]

There is but one appropriate question... Why? Why would anyone want that? Seriously help me out I am legitimately confused...

 

[Aidinthel]

Why do you care that we care?

I don't care that you care. I care that you seem to believe something that is not true, because you are (I assume) a citizen (or future citizen) of a democratic country, and when citizens believe untrue things that can very easily lead to problems.

There is but one appropriate question... Why? Why would anyone want that? Seriously help me out I am legitimately confused...

The answer is that the story is not true. Which you would have learned if you had read the thread before posting. Yes I am a bit irritated.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

There is but one appropriate question... Why? Why would anyone want that? Seriously help me out I am legitimately confused...

The answer is that the story is not true. Which you would have learned if you had read the thread before posting. Yes I am a bit irritated.

Well SOOORRY! You are obviously the king of--- No! This reflects badly on me... Yes I didn't read the thing but I assumed it wasn't a piss take but I was wrong and I apologise...

 

[Novania]

And by that I mean; I should come up with an actual post so I don't get suspended again, but since I don't really think I want to read into this subject anymore...yeah...I tried okay?

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

O_O

STOP THE PRESSES! THE WORLD MUST KNO-

[HEADING=1]Except that it isn't actually true.[/HEADING]

http://theamericanmuslim.org/tam.php/features/articles/about-that-egyptian-necrophilia-law/0019097

*smacks with newspaper*
Bad Escapists! Bad!

DX OW!

NO! Don't hit me with the FACTS again!

It hurts...