Favorite Futurama Quote

[Avaholic03]

Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!


Fry: So the way I feel when I'm drunk is right?
Nibblonian: Correct. Except the Dave Matthews Band does not rock

 

[hippykiller]

Bite My Shiny Mettle Arse!
-Bender 2997 - The Present

 

[Mayonegg]

And who can forget the classic, "Good news, everyone!"-Professor

Bender: Oh oh. I don't like the sound of that.
Prof: You'll be delivering a package...
Bender: ...here it comes.
Prof: ...To the Death planet in the Forbidden Zone.
Bender: Thank you and good night.

(undoubtedly mis-worded)
/Quickly followed by:

Leela: Professor, are we even allowed in the forbidden zone?
Prof: Of course, it's just a name. Like the Death Zone, or the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the galaxy of terror.

This thread has inspired my to rewatch them again.

My Dad loves the line: Compare your lives to mine then kill yourselves.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

one that I loved is when the professor shout "sweet jesus zombie brains!"

 

[_Russell_]

Farnsworth: Yes, it's the apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.



Farnsworth: And this is my universal translator. Unfortunately so far it only translates into an incomprehensible dead language.
Cubert: Hello.
Universal Translator: Bonjour!
Farnsworth: Crazy gibberish!

 

[tucci]

"Hahahaha, They Jumped right outta there pants"
The Zapper

 

[Plauged1]

"Its like a party in my mouth, and eveyones throwing up."-Fry
"Fix it fix it fix it!" -Fry
"Ah, heres your problem, theres a skull embedded inside your head. Just let me take it out..." -Zoidberg
"Snoo-snoo!" -Amazon girls

 

[sallene]

Pretty much the true classic Bender quote,

"you can bite my shiny metal ass!"

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Leela- Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
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Bender- Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
Leela- How much did you make me?
Bender- One hundred dollars.
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Al Gore: My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.

Wizard in the Audience: Oh sure! Blame the wizards!
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Ndnd: For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs!

Lrrr: She also liked to shut up!

 

[DragonChi]

Fry - "ITS EVERYONE FOR THEMSELVES"

*immediately falls neck deep into moon sand and cant get out*

Fry - "Help me Leela!!"

and of course any and all things said by Zap Brannigan.

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

"Don't you think it might be better to simply turn off the t.v., sit down with your children, and try hitting them?" -Bender.

 

[Guestowel]

Dr. Zoidburg: "Look at me, I'm useful"

 

[RaikuFA]

"kif, the best way to a woman is through her parents, have sex with them and youre in"
zap brannigan

 

[Shrubery]

" KIDS HAVE NAMES ?! " - bender

orphans : can we have bender burgers again ?
bender : No! the cat shelter is on to me !

 

[Rigs83]

I was going to be the world limbo champion for Jamaica. Something along those lines at least and I've forgot his name to >.> need to rewatch it again.

Hermes said that.

 

[era81]

"It's armageddon alright always figured I'd have a hand in it".The professer

 

[Rigs83]

"Is the Space Pope Reptilian?"
Bender

 

[Woodster 117]

Anything Bender sings when someone sticks a magnet on him.

 

[ssgt splatter]

The holiday song between Santa, Kwanzabot, and the Hawnnuka Zombie during the movie Benders big score.

 

[damselgaming]

"Why am I naked and sticky? Did I miss something fun?" - Fry