Favorite Futurama Quote

[shwnbob]

"Well we're boned" I forgot who said it

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"Morbo demands comments!"

 

[gsf1200]

I liked when Zoidberg sews Fry's head on backwards, and says, "I thought you were happy, your tail is wagging".

 

[Dangerous Steve]

"That sounds like a great plan, why don't you explain it to Wingus and Dingus over there?"

 

[IndieRocker]

In the last broadcast episode "where no fan has ever gone before"

Bender says "another classic sci-fi show canceled before its time" (about star trek)

 

[Procyon]

"Hello Fry, it's a *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you."

 

[JanatUrlich]

Bender: Oh my god, are you God?!?
God: Possibly....my good chum.

 

[fede134]

fry - "You know what i hate about being a slave? They make you work but don't pay you or feed you."
leela - "that's the only thing about being a slave."

Professor - "What are those?"
Slurm Willie Wonka guy - "why, those are the Grunka-lunkas!"
Professor - "Tell them I hate them!"

 

[SUPERtwinky]

Bender:Never Mind Professor, she's awake.
ProfessorHolding tongs+a box labeled "Leela's Organs") Oh, Darn!

 

[Barky13]

When I hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

 

[minispike47]

Zap- Hmm, ok Kif, standby to take the blame....steady.....steady.....NOW! *points to Kif*

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Don't know if this was posted yet, sorry if it has.
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Fry: I'm Santa Claus.
Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
Amy: We're also Santa Claus.
Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus!
Executioner: You people aren't Santa, you're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus!

 

[sorry user name taken.]

''you leave me breathless''


~romantic sigh~

you should know what episode its from

 

[kawligia]

Is that you?

Iono, is it you?

What do you mean you don't know? Is it you or not?

...Who wants to know?

 

[Spaggiari]

"bite my shiny metal ass"
"it doesn't look so shiny to me.."
"shinier then yours meat-bag" - Bender and Fry
XD

and who could foget Zapp Brannigan?
lol

Not a single person here seemes to realize that the man's name is Zapf Brannigan, not Zapp Brannigan.

 

[Stein Inge]

From "Beast With a Billion Backs":
Hermes is escaping the tentacle coming up the toilet, saying:
"When I was a child, my parents promised me that precisely THIS would never happen!"

The Professor: "So that's why they call me the catman!"

I realize they are both quotes from the movies but all the best ones from the series was already taken...

 

[Duskwaith]

Anything said by Zapp Branigan.

Kiff stand in that hole so I look taller.

"hell come crawling back like a bird on its belly"

"sir birds dont crawl on their bellys"

"they are known too!"

He is a god

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

Zap: What makes a man turn neutral? Was it power? Lust for gold? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?!

 

[T-Bone24]

I love the Enema-bot.

"The enema you are about to enjoy is extremely HOT"

Or Zapp Branigan, probably not word-for-word, but...

"You will fight for your planet, you will die for your planet... some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet..."

"Always remember the key to victory is the element of surprise... SURPRISE"

The Robot Hell song is awesome especially

"Enduring punishments, most of which RHYYYME"

 

[Agent Larkin]

"We'll send in our chief negotiator Henry Kissinger" - Richard Nixon
"Is he really that good?" - Zapp Branigan
"Looking like that he talked his way into Marilyn Monroe's bedroom" - Richard Nixon