Favorite Futurama Quotes

[Samoftherocks]

"Stop eating our young! And it's pronounced guacamole!" - Lur
"Good news everyone! It's a suppository." - Prof. Farnsworth
"The flesh is willing, but the body is bruised and broken." - Zap
"Death by Snoo Snoo!" - The Fembot voiced by Bea Arthur...BEA ARTHUR.

 

[ParadoxBG]

Oh, major favorite:


Leela: We're out of fuel! Bender, I thought I told you to fill the tank before we left!
Bender: Eh, I'll do it we we get back.

Paraphrased, obviously.

 

[Finch5ter]

Dr. Farnsworth: I placed an ad during the Super Bowl!
Everyone:Oooooooooo!!!!!!
Dr. Farnsworth: Not on the same channel of course.

 

[Daffy F]

Bender: "We don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad..."

 

[FURY_007]

I don't want to live on this planet anymore...

Bender: Professor, looks like you're my wingman tonight!
Professor: Well ok. Qubert!, fetch me my drinking teeth!