Favorite Futurama Quotes
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"Kif, I have made it with a woman, inform the men"
"One day a man has everything, the next he blows up a 400 billion dollar space ship, and the next day he has nothing. Really makes you think..."
"The army decided that women arent fit for service, not while im in command"
"The quickest way to a girls bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and your in"
All from the legend Zap Brannigan^^
"One day a man has everything, the next he blows up a 400 billion dollar space ship, and the next day he has nothing. Really makes you think..."
"The army decided that women arent fit for service, not while im in command"
"The quickest way to a girls bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and your in"
All from the legend Zap Brannigan^^
BAsically everything that's been said so far. And in the Future. You can't be a nerd successfully, without thinking that Futurama was (and will be) one of the funniest things to ever happen to television.
Kif, the secret into a girls pants is through her parents! Sleep with them and you're in.
-Zap
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-Zap
EDIT: ninja'd
Ughh sexlexiaRadeonx said:
My favourite: You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything!
"It came to me in a dream, and i forgot it in another dream."
"And it could only have been more romantic if it was Valentine's day. What? It was? HUURAAAAYYY!!"
"And it could only have been more romantic if it was Valentine's day. What? It was? HUURAAAAYYY!!"
"BITE MY GARGANTUAN METAL ASS"
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"... Wha'? Oh yes, it's said that Madness runs in the family. Some have even said I myself am mad. Mad because I dare to dream of creating a race of Monsters: Atomic Supermen with cannons in their chests and octagonal bodies and ..."
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"Every time something good happens to me you say it's because of some kind of madness."
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"So, here we are. A successful Comedy Legend ..."
"... And his Rich Doctor nephew with many Surviving patients ..."
"... Eating together in a fancy restaurant as we usually do."
"Are you ready to order?"
"Is the bread free?"
"Yes."
"We'll take two orders."
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"... Wha'? Oh yes, it's said that Madness runs in the family. Some have even said I myself am mad. Mad because I dare to dream of creating a race of Monsters: Atomic Supermen with cannons in their chests and octagonal bodies and ..."
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"Every time something good happens to me you say it's because of some kind of madness."
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"So, here we are. A successful Comedy Legend ..."
"... And his Rich Doctor nephew with many Surviving patients ..."
"... Eating together in a fancy restaurant as we usually do."
"Are you ready to order?"
"Is the bread free?"
"Yes."
"We'll take two orders."
