Favorite Futurama Quotes
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There's too many...I can't think of any single quote.
Possibly:
"Great Zombie Jesus!" -Farnsworth
or
"The Scallops must'a got 'em." -URL (the robot cop) in "Bender's Game"
or
"I was born in 200 log cabins!" -Abraham Lincoln Bot
or
"MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!" -Destructor
or
"Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Mushu! The educated whale who thinks he's better than you!" -Whale Biologist
or
"Well he'd better keep his hands off these bananas. Gonna need them when the radiation turns us all into monkeys." -Yancy Fry, Sr.
or
"I'm not from here, I have my own customs, Look at my crazy passport!" -The Foreigner
But I'm sure there's more.
Like I said. So many.
Possibly:
"Great Zombie Jesus!" -Farnsworth
or
"The Scallops must'a got 'em." -URL (the robot cop) in "Bender's Game"
or
"I was born in 200 log cabins!" -Abraham Lincoln Bot
or
"MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!" -Destructor
or
"Ladies and gentlemen! Presenting Mushu! The educated whale who thinks he's better than you!" -Whale Biologist
or
"Well he'd better keep his hands off these bananas. Gonna need them when the radiation turns us all into monkeys." -Yancy Fry, Sr.
or
"I'm not from here, I have my own customs, Look at my crazy passport!" -The Foreigner
But I'm sure there's more.
Like I said. So many.
Pretty much everything off Futurama is good, but I especially like stuff said by The Zapper. Such a moron, but so funny.
"We both know you won't get halfway to Vergon 6 before THE CRAVING sets in. Then, you'll come crawling back for some sweet, sweet candy. .....BAM"
"I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it."
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."
"We both know you won't get halfway to Vergon 6 before THE CRAVING sets in. Then, you'll come crawling back for some sweet, sweet candy. .....BAM"
"I don't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law, I merely enforce it."
"Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love, hard and fast."
Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Leela: OK, if everyone's finished being stupid?
Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.
or
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
and my favorite
Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Mmm! Mmm hmm!
Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
Leela: OK, if everyone's finished being stupid?
Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.
or
Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
and my favorite
Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
Leela: An idea?
Fry: Mmm! Mmm hmm!
Richard Nixon: How's the family, Morbo?
Morbo: BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
Morbo: BELLIGERENT AND NUMEROUS.
Nixon: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
Scruffy, the janitor. - "I'm Scruffy... the janitor."
Bender - "Don't touch my stuff after I'm gone... it's booby-trapped!"
Bender: "Do all these test involve drinking?"
Calculon: "We've actually never noticed it before, but they all do, yes."
Bender: "Woohoo! Just like med-school!"
Leela: "No remember Professor, Bender is Santa Claus, so we musn't hurt him."
Farnsworth: "Yes, yes, you damnable she-something."
(Bender comes down the chimney)
Bender: Ho, ho...
(Farnsworth whips out a shotgun and shoots Bender.)
Leela: Professor! Didn't you remember what I said!?"
Farnsworth: "No!"
Leela: "Stop! Bender it's a baby!
Bender: "A baby what?"
Farnsworth: "Some idiot must have put popcorn into the microwave"
Fry: "Yo."
Santa - "If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!"
- "I'll be back when you least suspect it... NEXT X-MAS!"
Bender - "Don't touch my stuff after I'm gone... it's booby-trapped!"
Bender: "Do all these test involve drinking?"
Calculon: "We've actually never noticed it before, but they all do, yes."
Bender: "Woohoo! Just like med-school!"
Leela: "No remember Professor, Bender is Santa Claus, so we musn't hurt him."
Farnsworth: "Yes, yes, you damnable she-something."
(Bender comes down the chimney)
Bender: Ho, ho...
(Farnsworth whips out a shotgun and shoots Bender.)
Leela: Professor! Didn't you remember what I said!?"
Farnsworth: "No!"
Leela: "Stop! Bender it's a baby!
Bender: "A baby what?"
Farnsworth: "Some idiot must have put popcorn into the microwave"
Fry: "Yo."
Santa - "If I wasn't stuck here frozen I'd harpoon you in the eye!"
- "I'll be back when you least suspect it... NEXT X-MAS!"
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?" -Bender
Not my favorite, but the "nasty in the pasty" was already taken and I like being original...ish.
Not my favorite, but the "nasty in the pasty" was already taken and I like being original...ish.
