I'm renovating right now, so my Crowbar!
I always think in these situations: "What would Gordon Freeman do?"
I always think in these situations: "What would Gordon Freeman do?"
Favorite inprovised weapon
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Yes, only corded controllers make effective weapons.S.R.S. said:
I would like to defend myself with a Bible. Hit him and proclaim,"Feel the wrath of the Lord, *****! The power of Christ compels you ************!"
Being a sword collector I'm covered, but there is yet another that can act as a weapon like no other
THE CARDBOARD BOX TANK
If it worked for Big Boss in Peace Walker, it'll work for me.
THE CARDBOARD BOX TANK
If it worked for Big Boss in Peace Walker, it'll work for me.
How about the door that swings open to the doorway into my living room? Is that what you are looking for? Otherwise my TV remote mixed with my roommate's laptop seems like it would do the trick.
I saw that too. That was a fun episode of whatever the hell that was.zagazsano said:
I have a very heavy Bible, a full set of encyclopedias, a double bass bow, a cricket bat, and some useless glass paperweights. Unfortunately, none of them are in my living room. I guess I'd probably pull a painting off the wall and chuck it at the intruder. Or charge at them with a chair.
A shovel. (What, doesn't everyone have a shovel in the corner of their room at all times?) And if that is out of reach, I can always use my fists. After all, I am a first-degree black belt with training in Brazilian-style jujitsu, Kempo and kick-boxing (although I was never really good at the last one.) So, when it comes to self-defense, I think I'm covered. *brushes non-existent dust off shoulder*
Sorry for the double post, but I have mention that this line is so awesome, it's going into a movie I'm making about a kung-fu priest out for revenge against a crime boss who murdered his family while simultaneously battling internal demons.Blindswordmaster said:
That line is the property of Josh Inc. However, I will allow you to use it if I can get a copy of the movie. Though think it would flow better if you swapped the ************ and *****.kempoman14 said:
Metal pipe.
My uncle works in construction, so i have a few and I'm pretty good at swordplay.
But if i can get in my room, my practice basket hilt rapier. Only three more months of work til i can buy a real one. X3
My uncle works in construction, so i have a few and I'm pretty good at swordplay.
But if i can get in my room, my practice basket hilt rapier. Only three more months of work til i can buy a real one. X3
I would use my printer. It's already a huge piece of shit that infuriates me every time I need it, why not destroy it while defending myself. Two birds, one stone.
well if hes managed to get into my house and is still mobile i dont think the fireplace tools (even the one with the hook and stabby thing that i don't know what its for) are going to be much use against the determinateor and/or the implacable man
my defences are a long away from my front door
my defences are a long away from my front door
My fully functional Gamecube would probably be much more effective as a weapon; it's even got a handle so I can swing it harder. I can even plug it back in and continue playing after I've dispatched my opponent with it.Sir Kemper said:
Or perhaps the exposed power bar that only has the Gamecube plugged into it. Or actually, both. The power bar can be used as a kind of nun-chuck weapon, while the Gamecube is more of a hammer style weapon. It would be a great combo; swing at the assailant with the power bar, take a step forward and smash him with the Gamecube.
My persona favorite improv weapon of all time though, is the kayak ore + chain saw the guy in Rising Dead 2 was using.
A metal lamp used as a club. Although I have a miniature sword shaped paper cutter that could probably gut him, but I'd have to take it out of the package first. NRFB!