Favorite inprovised weapon
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This has already probably been mentioned but my Tv Remote...
sorry i don't really got anything that good in my lounge room.........
sorry i don't really got anything that good in my lounge room.........
It has to be an earl 1990's tv/video player remote controler. Not only are those things quite long thus providing an excellent grip for throwing, it is well weighted with a massive battery segement. Not comfortable with your throwing capabilities then fear not, your remote controller can be used as a bludgeoning device.
Once your foe has been vanquished, rejoice by returning to watching recorded episodes of Emerdale.
Once your foe has been vanquished, rejoice by returning to watching recorded episodes of Emerdale.
Well a chair or small table. If not that than a post from a staircase handle. Oh... a fire poker could wreck his shit.
luckily for me, my family keeps about 1 million loaded .22s all throgh out our house, so ill probably use those(assuming i cant get to the 10 mm or the shotguns) but if all else fails, i have an obscesion with looking around for potential weapons whenever i enter a room. also, we have an aluminum baseball bat and an epic screwdriver(i shit you not, its like 2.5 feet long and about an inch thick... dont ask.) and a couple bowie knives in various places.
I'd probably grab a traditional weapon in my living room. Like a gun or sword. The ammo is locked up though, and any already loaded gun are also locked up, so I'd probably grab a sword. Last week I finally got a Bujinkan Oniyuri, at a nice reduced price too, so I'd probably go for that. Haven't had the chance to check it out yet, but it's supposed to be a pretty nice blade.
Now, if my living room didn't have things like that, I'd probably grab a chair, since my living room is actually pretty sparse. Or run to kitchen and grab a knife.
Now, if my living room didn't have things like that, I'd probably grab a chair, since my living room is actually pretty sparse. Or run to kitchen and grab a knife.
I have a solid steel door hinge with edges sharp enough to kill. Or I could just smash his face In since It actually has speed holes, and It can fold to form a crude mallet. It's like a swiss army knife of death.
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I'd probably grab my Kukuri or one of my pair of D'k tahg, however if you mean an item that wasn't actually created to be a weapon, then I'd choose my pair of Drywall Hammers (even though technically they're not in my room like my Kukuri).
If you grip them by the axe head you can actually wield them like Tonfa, with the shaft along your forearm for blocking, the axe blade pointing upward/inward and the hammerhead pointing down/outward.
However, if you mean a totally improvised weapon that isn't a tool or a blade, then I'd reach for a walking stick, that I've attached three 0.5Kg metal weights the end, so it's a bit like an improvised mace.
If you grip them by the axe head you can actually wield them like Tonfa, with the shaft along your forearm for blocking, the axe blade pointing upward/inward and the hammerhead pointing down/outward.
However, if you mean a totally improvised weapon that isn't a tool or a blade, then I'd reach for a walking stick, that I've attached three 0.5Kg metal weights the end, so it's a bit like an improvised mace.
my home made flamethrower (lighter and deodorant can) that i have set up with my elven crossbow in the corner for when people or zombies intrude.
