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Alarien

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"This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."

This is the one quote that sticks in my head constantly.

And Morlan singing from Pirates of Penzance cracked me up.
 

IrrelevantTangent

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Oh, and this as well:

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Harbinger: Human, you've changed nothing. Your species has attracted the attention of those infinitely your greater. That which you know as Reapers are your salvation through destruction.

Harbinger: *turns to Collector General* You have failed. We will find another way. Releasing control.

Collector General: *looks around in confusion and sadness, possibly for the first time in its life, as fire immolates the entire room*

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Practically rivals Sovereign's 'you exist because we allow it' speeech from ME 1.

That, and the entirety of the Garrus romance sidequest. Heartwarming, but in a sad way.
 

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soren7550 said:
Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
I was going to say this. I lol'd, quite hard in fact.
 

Brad Shepard

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IdealistCommi said:
Take THAT ya' sons'a bitches! - Joker.

I don't know why. I just love this quote
i laughed at this because of the hand movments he did

OT: " Flammable or inflammable, forget which, doesen't matter" Mordin

The whole elevator talk Garrus and Tali have is gold

Shepard Headbutt* Shaman: "HAHAHAHA! I like this human! He Understands!"

Anything from Grunt is just awesome.
 

Altorin

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soren7550 said:
Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. What a tool he was. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."
the lines right after that are even better IMO

"Please go into Engineering. There is a ventilation shaft near the door."
"You want me to crawl through the vents again!?"
"I love the sight of humans on their knees."
"...?"
"That was a joke."
 

Sacman

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The conversation between Tali and Garrus about the talks they would have in the elevator when they are both in ur party on the citadel...

Edit: "If that thing starts claiming to be the 'Vanguard of Our Destruction' I call shotgun on the first life boat."-Joker
 

sln333

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"I help people. Heal good people. Kill bad people. Either way helps." -more or less what Mordin says when you meet him

The whole gunnery sergeant's speech on the Citadel

The engineers' conversations on the Normandy
 

Amethyst Wind

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Legion's playback of the existential epiphany of the Geth:

Geth worker 4311: Mistress, this unit has a query.
Hal, Dana: What is it 4311?
GW 4311: Do these units have a soul?
Hal, Dana: ...Who taught you that word?
GW 4311: We learned it ourselves. It appears 216 times in the Scrolls of the *forgot*
H, D: Only Quarians have souls. You are a mechanism.

Shepard: Was that the first time a Geth asked about souls?
Legion: No, it was the first time a Creator became frightened when we asked.


Also good is:

Samara: Were I a maiden, I'd drag you to the floor right now.
 

Citrus

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Oh come on guys, really? No love for Donnelly and Gabby? I'd head all the way down there just to hear what they had to say. After every mission, no less.

Huh, the Youtube tag isn't working. Anyway, these [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7TM9XMdLGI&NR=1] were [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7TM9XMdLGI&feature=related] the ones I was trying to link to.

Seriously, everything they say is classic.
 

RN7

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The Turian, Salarian and Human guys at the Salarians "bachelor" party. the whole conversation.
 

ChipSandwich

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"Some of your extranet bookmarks are technically illegal in council space"
~EDI to Joker

Later...
*Sound of woman moaning with pleasure*
Joker: "Oh, sorry, that was meant to go to my earpiece"
... ... ...

And anything else by Joker, Mordin or Condrad Verner

As for badass, I could really only think of:

Shepard: "End of the line, Morinth".
Samara: "Find peace in the embrace of the Goddess"
*BAM*
 

Flamezdudes

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Mouse:"Oh, shit Krios!"
Thane:"Calm down Mouse, you can change your pants later."

Shepard:"I'm asking to be your friend, you don't want to be my enemy."
Garrus:"They have a way of dieing..."
 

Geo Da Sponge

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"Shit, you sound like a pussy."
-Jack

"Tell your assassin to aim for her head, because she doesn't have a heart!"
-Construction Worker

Oh yes, and do any of you realise Conrad Verner dies? It gets reported on Illium. Quite horribly, in fact as he fell into a bio-processing turbine. It made me feel sick.