I am so happy about that. I hate that guy (¬_¬)Geo Da Sponge said:
One of my favourite quotes has to be:
"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"
It was so random that it made me lol xD
Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes
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One of my favourite quotes has to be:
"Hey everybody, this store discriminates against the poor!"
It was so random that it made me lol xD
Shepard: How are things in the cockpit, Jo-?
Joker: Shhhhhh.
Shepard: Joker?
Joker: I can tell when it's listening.
EDI: I am always listening, Mr. Moreau.
Joker: Yeah...*sigh*...I know.
*Shepard gives Joker a strange look*
Joker: Shhhhhh.
Shepard: Joker?
Joker: I can tell when it's listening.
EDI: I am always listening, Mr. Moreau.
Joker: Yeah...*sigh*...I know.
*Shepard gives Joker a strange look*
Oh man, so many to list. But probably most of them would have been already.
Shepard: It would take a real badass to reach camp Urdnot while injured.
Krogan: I can do it!
Shepard: You? I said a badass, not a quarian with a tummyache!
Tali: I'm standing right here!
Shepard: I was only mostly dead. Try finding that on government paperwork.
Tali: (upon losing against Shepard in cards) And I thought I had a good poker face.
Joker: Hey, Commander, thanks for confirming that Jack is nutshit insane. Because that was totally hanging there all this time. Just in the air.
Joker: Hey, we got Garrus back, that's great! He was my favourite, you know, with that pole up his ass.
Joker: You ever collect stray kittens as a child? Cos now we have a mega-krogan on board, so thanks. We really needed one.
Joker: Hey, commander, good job on rewriting those geth. That would totally not come back to bite us in the ass someday.
Bioware could make a sitcom series with the amount of humorous comments Joker makes on your crew.
Shepard: It would take a real badass to reach camp Urdnot while injured.
Krogan: I can do it!
Shepard: You? I said a badass, not a quarian with a tummyache!
Tali: I'm standing right here!
Shepard: I was only mostly dead. Try finding that on government paperwork.
Tali: (upon losing against Shepard in cards) And I thought I had a good poker face.
Joker: Hey, Commander, thanks for confirming that Jack is nutshit insane. Because that was totally hanging there all this time. Just in the air.
Joker: Hey, we got Garrus back, that's great! He was my favourite, you know, with that pole up his ass.
Joker: You ever collect stray kittens as a child? Cos now we have a mega-krogan on board, so thanks. We really needed one.
Joker: Hey, commander, good job on rewriting those geth. That would totally not come back to bite us in the ass someday.
Bioware could make a sitcom series with the amount of humorous comments Joker makes on your crew.
Shepard: "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"
*Proceeds to punch out reporter*
Just a brilliant way to follow up the same scene in the first game which was:
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations"
*SMACK*
sheer brilliance, fell off my chair when it did that the first time, was not expecting it.
Others would have to be Joker when Jack and Miranda are arguing and he tells Shepard he best sort it out
"take pictures!"
There are many more, but those are some of my favourites
*Proceeds to punch out reporter*
Just a brilliant way to follow up the same scene in the first game which was:
"I've had enough of your snide insinuations"
*SMACK*
sheer brilliance, fell off my chair when it did that the first time, was not expecting it.
Others would have to be Joker when Jack and Miranda are arguing and he tells Shepard he best sort it out
"take pictures!"
There are many more, but those are some of my favourites
What follows up on that is even better, way better:soren7550 said:
Joker: Argh! You want me to go crawling through the ducts again.
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans of humans on their knees. That is a joke
EDI: I enjoy the sight of humans of humans on their knees. That is a joke
That and a complete fuckton of other parts of conversation in the game on neigh every hub planet/station.
Low content post!!!!Mr.Wiggles said:
OT:
I believe the quote was 'You humans are all racist'
Also:
'Humans celebrate marriage by temting infidelity? That makes no sense!'
'If you don't tell me what I want to know I'm going to cut your balls off and feed them to a Krogan'
And every single thing the game seller on the Citadel said
"What the shit?!" Joker during Collector attack (Not particularly funny by itself, but his tone is what makes it funny)
"I like the sight of humans on their knees. *Joker pauses staring at her* That was a joke." EDI during Collector attack
"Glad to see Garrus finally got that stick out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it. Never thought I'd want the old Garrus back." Joker when asked about Garrus
"What could I possibly be suggesting? I mean, a young woman gets saved by a dashing commander who lets her join his crew and then goes off to save the galaxy? How could she possibly develop any kind of interest in him?" Tali hitting on Shepard (Yes, I'm a Tali fan)
"I like the sight of humans on their knees. *Joker pauses staring at her* That was a joke." EDI during Collector attack
"Glad to see Garrus finally got that stick out of his ass, but now he's beating people to death with it. Never thought I'd want the old Garrus back." Joker when asked about Garrus
"What could I possibly be suggesting? I mean, a young woman gets saved by a dashing commander who lets her join his crew and then goes off to save the galaxy? How could she possibly develop any kind of interest in him?" Tali hitting on Shepard (Yes, I'm a Tali fan)
Human - "Hey, wait! What if the Asari is controlling our minds so we think she's hot!?"
Turian - "Shut up! You're ruining the Asari for me!"
Turian - "Shut up! You're ruining the Asari for me!"
My god, that first one is funny, I'm playing a male Shepard, so it was worthing viewing this one hehe...Kalezian said:
I don't have any different quote from those given so far, but I did think that Shepard punching the female reporter in the face on Citadel (renegade action) was hilarious, as it was completely unexpected lol
My favourite was --- Warning! This applies to the end of the game, do not read! You've been warned! --- [spoiler\] It's a Reaper, a Human Reaper! [/spoiler].
I just facepalmed and thought to myself "just, fail". Hilarious, but a pity about the storyline.
I just facepalmed and thought to myself "just, fail". Hilarious, but a pity about the storyline.
