Favorite Mass Effect 2 Quotes

[The Lost Big Boss]

Hmmm, I have to think. Well there was on- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

 

[deth2munkies]

Joker: Take pictures!

 

[VulakAerr]

Mordin : Doesn't appear to be intelligent... unless VERY intelligent and just toying with me.

 

[Neosage]

"That human has a quad"

Overheard from a krogan.

 

[kampori]

"With Shepard-commander" (Legion)

The way Legion says it is so... dunno... cute! I love Legion <3

Any literally anything Mordin says is pure gold. Garrus is kickass..

 

[jslandon17]

Tali's romance dialogue is beautifully crafted, but my favorite line belongs to Thane:

"Sleep well, and dream of bulbous women." He says it right after Shepard sends the Biotic God to bed. I literally kicked my living room table over from lauging so hard.

 

[jslandon17]

Tali's romance dialogue is beautifully crafted, but my favorite line belongs to Thane:

"Sleep well, and dream of bulbous women." He says it right after Shepard sends the Biotic God to bed. I literally kicked my living room table over from lauging so hard.

 

[Terminate421]

"Target Contact!"

"Adolescence, can't we just take him to omega for a couple of dances?"

"Don't ask about the Qwib-Qwib..."

"oh I'm definitely interested."

Take a guess as to whb and where these come from

 

[Bernzz]

This line from Garrus:

Storyline spoilers, be warned.

Spoiler

That, coupled with the song...

Just, oh my god.

 

[Z of the Na'vi]

"YOU'VE GOT A GETH, RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

Kal'Reeger, should you choose to bring Legion along on Tali's recruitment mission.

 

[Rack]

"How long is this gonna take?!

Hey, remember when you could just open doors by smearing omni-gel on them?

Yeah, a lot of people were pissed off when they closed that little loophole."

So meta, I loved it.