favorite mass effect quote

[Griff]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/

It was Turians in the quote but if you press him he tells you to ask the salarians they made it

 

[wazzaman]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/

It was Turians in the quote but if you press him he tells you to ask the salarians they made it

cool.. thanks for clearing that up!

 

[Griff]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

No problem, i was literally just playing that part lol
Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/

It was Turians in the quote but if you press him he tells you to ask the salarians they made it

cool.. thanks for clearing that up!

No problem I literally just played that part

 

[piez13]

I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Just kidding.

" Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe." -Wrex

"Confidence born of ignorance. Your words are empty as your future. This exchange is over." -Sovereign

 

[Neonbob]

I loved when I was being interviewed by some woman and I chose one particularly satisfying option.
"This interview is over."
And then my character punched the reporter in the face.

It was lovely.

 

[soren7550]

Kaidan - "Now all we have to do is find this...[sees the Thorian]That thing is huge!"
Commander Shepard - "I have never seen a plant like this. Things just got...complicated."
Kaidan - "I think we need a bigger boot Commander."

[hearing the rachni moving about out of sight]
Kaidan - [starting to panic]"What was that?! What was that?!"
Wrex - [nonchalantly]"It's probably just falling debris. Don't worry, I'll protect you."

 

[posom2]

"I'm sure you'll fit right in here Williams."

...That's what she said.

 

[YurdleTheTurtle]

Liara T'Soni: I do not know which is worse, the Geth, or all this sand in my...never mind.

Kaiden says the same thing as above, but he says boots.

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Council: "Commander, is this some kind of game? Are you calling in a report just so you can cut us off again?"

[Choose "Disconnect"]

Shepherd: "You know it!"

Joker: "That never gets old, does it?"

Later that day...

Council: "Commander, I hope you plan to be civil this time. I don't enjoy getting cut off mid-conversation."

[Choose "Disconnect"]

Shepherd: "I don't need this..."

Joker: "*Snicker* Communications cut, Commander."

Later that day...again.

Council: "I hope you don't plan to cut us off like last time Commander."

Okay I think we get the point now.

Ah, but this one is totally relate-able:

Krogan Battlemaster: "STUPID MACHINE!" Well, it's funny just because he's arguing with a V.I. Go Krogans.

 

[L4Y Duke]

Shepard: "The geth are perfect ambushers, Williams. They don't make noise, they don't move, they don't even breathe!"
Ashley: "Sir, they have flashlight heads"

 

[wrecker77]

"Lying. Evereything is fine commander."
Elcore ambasodor.

If you dont get it, the codex tells you that before elcore say something, theey clarify what they actually mean because they cant change the tone of their voice.

example
Sarcasm. Well that was a success.

 

[Jark212]

"It's Just a big stupid Jellyfish"
Evangelical Jellyfish in Citadel Courtyard...

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'

Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.

i thought he said Salarians not turians...

Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.

No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/

I can't help it... nasty sarcasm is my knee jerk reaction to even the smallest criticism...

By the way, it is the Turians he mentions, not the Salarians.

 

[soren7550]

"It's Just a big stupid Jellyfish"
Evangelical Jellyfish in Citadel Courtyard...

I remember when I first heard this, me and my younger brother wouldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.

Turian C-Sec Officer - "Why does the hannar refuse to act in an orderly manner?"
Commander Shepard - [waving hands about]"Because it's a big, stupid, jellyfish!"

The way the male Shep says it it is so much better than how the female Shep says it. (he kind of drags it out) (this about the only thing about the male Shep that's better than the female Shep.)

 

[Vrex360]

Shepard : *sees the jellyfish thing* "We are going to need bigger guns."

Ashley Williams: "Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"? "

Ashley Williams: That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty".
Commander Shepard: You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need more physical training.
Ashley Williams: Tsk. Now, skipper, what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition?

Wrex : Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe. (probably my favourite)

Conrad Verner: What if you signed me on as another Spectre?
Commander Shepard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.

Ashley : Yeah, well if you want me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir...

Pretty much everything you just said. More or less Ninja'd me on every single thing I was going to say, well played.
I especially liked the chemistry between Shepard and Ash and every line from Wrex was gold. I especially like what he says on Noveria:
Liara: "What was that?"
Wrex: "Probably Debree, don;t have a panic attack I'll protect you...."

It's just the way he says it.

 

[Thunderhorse31]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the "40,000 for a whole set" line yet.

 

[Rhayn]

Tali: I'm pleased that the imminent destruction of all organic life has improved your career opportunities!

Tali is just so awesome.

[small]...I wish she was real...[/small]

*cough*

 

[ZeroMachine]

Here's a good collection of quotes:

And although I forget the exact line, I remember a side mission being about someone named Jax and his illegal arms smuggling, and a C-Sec officer warns you not to "piss Jax off."

Think about that for a second.

 

[ae86gamer]

Ashley Williams: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?

Mira: It looks like you are trying to restore this facility. Would you like some help?
Commander Shepard: Oh crap, a pop-up.

 

[Abedeus]

We need bigger guns.

Cracks me up every time.


Also, the "well, my race was once almost wiped out" from Wrex.

 

[LockHeart]

That Krogan commander on Feros: "Damn it! Tell me what I want, or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust!"

Also this always makes me laugh:

Ashley: Dad passed on a few years back, he's probably still watching though, so behave.

Shepard: He's not a zombie is he?