I can't help it... nasty sarcasm is my knee jerk reaction to even the smallest criticism...kookro said:No need for sarcasm... i just said i THOUGHT it might have been salarians because they made the whole "genophage" thing... even im not sure what the actual quote was. :/miracleofsound said:Thank God you came along to point that out... I would have had to live in utter shame of having made such a catastrophic error.kookro said:i thought he said Salarians not turians...miracleofsound said:'Well, there was the time my entire species was almost wiped out by the turians, that was fun.'
Wrex having just been asked by Shephard if he had any good stories.
I remember when I first heard this, me and my younger brother wouldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.Jark212 said:"It's Just a big stupid Jellyfish"
Evangelical Jellyfish in Citadel Courtyard...
Pretty much everything you just said. More or less Ninja'd me on every single thing I was going to say, well played.ShotgunSmoke said:Shepard : *sees the jellyfish thing* "We are going to need bigger guns."
Ashley Williams: "Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"? "
Ashley Williams: That puts a whole new spin on the phrase "drop on the floor and give me twenty".
Commander Shepard: You still sassin' me soldier? I think you need more physical training.
Ashley Williams: Tsk. Now, skipper, what will it take to prove I'm in prime condition?
Wrex : Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Saren's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the universe. (probably my favourite)
Conrad Verner: What if you signed me on as another Spectre?
Commander Shepard: Conrad, I haven't been shot in the head nearly enough times to make that sound like a good idea.
Ashley : Yeah, well if you want me in a tin foil mini skirt and thigh-high boots, I'm gonna need dinner first... Uh... sir...
God...I love that one. ME2 is so full of Joker-tasic awesomeness it makes my ears bleed...soren7550 said:Near the end for Mass Effect 2 (don't worry, no real spoilers.)
Joker - Great. See, this is where it starts, and when we're all just organic batteries, guess who they'll blame? "This is all Joker's fault. I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord."