Favorite melee weapon in any game (or real life?)

Nukey

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Spitfire175 said:
[small]You are drowning in hype, mate...[/small]
How am I drowning in Hype exactly? I just stated that Katana can, in fact, slice multiple people in half. There has been records of swords cutting through multiple bodies, I never mentioned anything about slicing swords or tanks apart. Besides, in my own personal opinion the Katana is a far more classy weapon then any European sword.
 

LeonLethality

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A rapier, from a video game the Queens Rose Rapier, very awesome looking. Cake for those who know where this weapon is from.
 

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Spears of any kind. Halberds preferably. But not alot of spears show up in games that I can think of, but as far as melee weapons go, they're my weapon of choice. Hand to hand is my second favorite.

But when it comes to games, if I had to pick one, I'd have to take FFIX's version of Ultima Weapon. Handy, and easy to spin around.
 

Hussmann54

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Spitfire175 said:
Exictednuke said:
a weapon that can cut multiple people in half.
[small]You are drowning in hype, mate...[/small]

OT: Screw Japanese impractical butterknives. An European medieval longsword, 1450s, German steel, blade crafted in Munich, hilt and pommel from Milan. German steel of the period was much harder and better quality than any other, and when the European sword crafting was at its peak, a longsword was not only more practical than any other sword, but also more durable (and easier to repair) and most of all the deadliest. This in combination of traditional European martial arts, which are just like eastern ones, except they're designed purely to kill, without any ceremonies or rules, and the best personal protection humankind has ever produced -15th century plate armours- makes up for the most prominent close combat killing machine of all time.

Japanese swords are something that get hyped about as much as the AK 47 and German WW2 weapons combined. It's a shame, really, since they are not any better than their western counterparts. The idea "a katana will cut a western sword in two" is bogus, based on a presentation held to Dutch merchants in the 16 hundreds in Japan, where a local samurai smashed a Dutch sailor's knife. When put head to head, a katana is the first one to snap against a bastard sword. All the hype about how Japanese master smiths spending months with swords are true, but not for the reason you want to think: Japanese steel was very poor, so they had to spend a long time refining the material. And the anti-hype towards European swords in much due to the rubbish quality replicas you see around today, and of course people who think European swords have just been pieces of blunt iron used to pummel others. Well no. Italian master craftsmen, too, used months forging a single blade, creating some of the most sophisticated swords of all time.

As for the martial arts, the "barbaric and stupid Europeans who only used brute force" developed martial arts equal to those of the far east, with uncanny similarities to kendo and others. Italian "maestro" has the exact same linguistic meaning as "sensei". The same techniques were developed in two places, separate from each other. Some might know Miyamoto Musashi, arguably Japan's most famous Rōnin. Well, Europe had a guy just like him: Johannes Liechtenauer. If these two had clashed in a duel, I wouldn't know who'd win.
Some extra reading:
http://www.chivalrybookshelf.com/titles/ringeck/ringeck.htm
http://www.thearma.org/essays/TopMyths.htm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johannes_Liechtenauer
http://www.mbdojo.com/stances/kenjutsustances.html < chudan-no-kamae, hasso-no-kamae, gedan-no-kamae and kasumi-no-kamae known in Europe as Pflug, vom Tag, Alber and Ochs

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Spitfire175

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Hussmann54 said:
YOU KNOW THE ARMA?!?!?!?!?!
FRIEND!!!!! *hug*
Yes I do. I do some of their research.
Exictednuke said:
Spitfire175 said:
[small]You are drowning in hype, mate...[/small]
How am I drowning in Hype exactly? I just stated that Katana can, in fact, slice multiple people in half. There has been records of swords cutting through multiple bodies, I never mentioned anything about slicing swords or tanks apart. Besides, in my own personal opinion the Katana is a far more classy weapon then any European sword.
A Katana won't slice "multiple people in half". It will disembowel 4 men standing in a line, but so does my kitchen knife. Those records you speak of are a setup, naked dead bodies piled up and a sword hammered through. And the same Tameshigiri that you think makes the katana special doesn't tell much about the sword, more about the skill of the man wielding the sword. And the same tricks are not a problem with a European longsword. But I perhaps exaggerated with your drowning in hype, too. The next time you're in Paris, check out the museum of war, you'll find swords that easily rival Japanese. It's highly unlikely you'll ever see a proper sword on that side of the Atlantic.
 

Hussmann54

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Spitfire175 said:
Hussmann54 said:
YOU KNOW THE ARMA?!?!?!?!?!
FRIEND!!!!! *hug*
Yes I do. I do some of their research.
Exictednuke said:
Spitfire175 said:
[small]You are drowning in hype, mate...[/small]
How am I drowning in Hype exactly? I just stated that Katana can, in fact, slice multiple people in half. There has been records of swords cutting through multiple bodies, I never mentioned anything about slicing swords or tanks apart. Besides, in my own personal opinion the Katana is a far more classy weapon then any European sword.
A Katana won't slice "multiple people in half". It will disembowel 4 men standing in a line, but so does my kitchen knife. Those records you speak of are a setup, naked dead bodies piled up and a sword hammered through. And the same Tameshigiri that you think makes the katana special doesn't tell much about the sword, more about the skill of the man wielding the sword. And the same tricks are not a problem with a European longsword. But I perhaps exaggerated with your drowning in hype, too. The next time you're in Paris, check out the museum of war, you'll find swords that easily rival Japanese. It's highly unlikely you'll ever see a proper sword on that side of the Atlantic.
Good cause I research a lot of material there and study independently. But nobody I know has ever heard of it. I was beginning to think I might be alone....
 

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I gotta say, L4D2's frying pan brought me much joy during the demo. Nothing like beating up zombies with cookware.
 

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mrhappyface said:
quote="Hussmann54" post="9.163038.4202041"]BTW I have a huge vendetta against katanas due to the misrepresentations and misconceptions that people have glorified over the years... SO NO KATANAS, "NINJA SWORDS", OR ANYTHING OF THE LIKE.....
Hey, that's my Japanese Officer Sword you're talking about! It won't slice through tanks, but it did end quite a few Chinese lives during the 1st Sino-Japanese and later the 2nd.[/quote]

Do you have a vendetta against Chinese people or something?

OT, again: Hm, the melee attack in Mass Effect is actually pretty effective.

EDIT: My post! What the hell happened to it?
 

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chozo_hybrid said:
J03bot said:
The Soul Reaver. Who wouldn't want a ridiculous wavy sword that devours the souls of those it kills?
Yes but it has a tendency to drain the life one who wields it... Doesn't it? I need to go back and play them.

Mine would be the Med-Pack in L4D considering an hour ago I killed a Tank with it 0.0
Almost said that. Except when I tried to use it for melee a boomer vommed on me. And there was bile and mess and possibly a tank... and then death