Favorite Movie 1 Liners

Spike785

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Everything that Snow says in Lockout.
"Here's an apple and a gun. Don't talk to strangers, shoot them."
 

Smallells

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madwarper said:
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
I prefer, "And just like that *puff* he's gone!" Personally thinks it works better in that last scene!
 

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The only one I can think of at the moment if from Predator "If it can bleeds, we can kill it!"
 

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There are plenty of great ones, but it's hard to top this for sheer bone-chilling awesomeness.
 

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A Hermit's Cave
Pretty much anything Donald Sutherland says in Kelly's Heroes, really... or this from Elliott Gould in A Bridge Too Far:

"Tell our British cousins to do this right and have their bailey stuff at the head of their column... *turns away to drive off* ... *turns back* ... and be sure to say 'please'!!"
 

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GET TO DA CHOPPA! SCREW YOU, BENNY! IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL EET! IT'S NOT A TUMMMAHHHHHHHH!

Ahhh, fuckin' Arnie. For how much I like subtle stuff with a load of underlying complex issues, I really like any of the old Arnie films. He is just so much fun to watch.

My actual favourite would be in Total Recall, the one where he's dicking about with a hologram

"You think this is the real Quaid? HAHA! It is. *boom* *boom*"

Oh and there's a bit in the Medaka Box manga where the main male character says "you just try it! I'm not the type who dies from being killed!" as a pre battle taunt. Paraphrased but you get the point. So cool!
 

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"If you want him, come and claim him" Arwen, Fellowship of the Ring

on a similar theme"

"You want me? Here I am" Danny Glover's character, Predator 2
 

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Anything by Samuel L. Jackson or Arnold. /thread

And quite a lot of lines from the new Dredd, like

"And Ma Ma... judgment time"
"Yeah"
"Negotiations over. Hotshot"
 

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Hawk of Battle said:
Dangit2019 said:
The Operative: [to Mal] You are fooling yourself, Captain. Nothing here is what it seems. You are not the plucky hero, the Alliance is not an evil empire, and this is not the grand arena.

Inara Serra: And that's not incense.

(BOOM)
God I love Serenity
Nah, the best one is the one right before the fight.

Operative: I am not threatening you, I am unnarmed.

Mal: Good

*Shoots Operative*

Mal: [To Inara] Let's go

*Turns to leave but is grabbed by the Operative*

Operative: I am of course wearing full body armour, I am not a moron!
That movie has a bit too many "best ones", doesn't it?
 

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I'll have to go and take one from Army of Darkness too:
Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
 

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- I love some of the classics

"the horror, the horror"

"kill me, killll meeee"

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!"

"They're here"

- And some funny ones that cracked me up

"No one makes me bleed my own blood"

"He's been my father my whole life"

"Somebody needs to go back and get a shit load of dimes"

"There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch"