Favorite one liner

[BlackIronGuardian]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Courtesy David Caruso.

Or

''Orcses never lose. 'Dey either wins, or dies...but dyin' don't counts as losin'.''

I believe you mean this.

Orkses is never defeated in battle. If we win we win, if we die we die fighting so it don't count. If we runs for it we don't die neither, cos we can come back for annuver go, see!


Oh and how about these?

WHY AREN'T WE KILLING YET?

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?

Or

It's Hazard Time!

I was gonna reach for the Hazard too, but I wouldn't call it great.

 

[mathias53]

Mal- "If they get nosy just shoot them"
Zoe- "Shoot them sir?"
Mal- "Politely"

 

[BloodyOne]

from the movie anchorman when they fall in a bear pt ron yells out to everyone "hit 'em in the uvula!" i have no idea what that means but i pissed myself when i heard it.

The uvula is the hole at the end of the penis.

Wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong.

The uvula is the punching bag in the back of your throat.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula

Just kicked myself for that. You're absolutely right. the URETHRA is the hole at the end of the penis

Wow...
Somebody wasn't paying attention in Health/Anatomy class...

Also, whoever it was who first said "It's payback time."

 

[Xrysthos]

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
Monkey Island; insult swordfighting on Melee Island

...and:

"Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people
that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?"
KotOR; HK-47 about the Sand People chieftain

 

[Nova Tendril]

"I'm killing you with a....WEAPON!"

 

[ProfessorLayton]

"Good luck out there. You're gonna need it."

 

[InvisibleMilk]

I'm on a Boat MuthaF****!

 

[theCOLONEL]

"And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth..
and then he hearded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!"

I'd say that's a two liner.. but still amazing.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

From the Civil War game when you get asploded next to some old guy and you are both laying on the ground. He grabs you on the collar and yells "REMEMBER ME!" before killing over and dying.
I've never laughed harder in my life.

 

[weirdaljedifan2]

DIE AMERIKANER!!!!!!

 

[mb16]

"i like me"
"hey chika bow wow"
"i am caboose the vehicle destroyer"
"im going to stop standing up now"

anything from caboose (red vs blue)

or
anything from portal
"i don't hate you"

 

[rekabdarb]

"This is your life good to the last drop, doesn't get any better than this"

"Only after disaster can we be resurrected it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything"

"I felt like destroying something beautiful"

From either Jack or his imagination from Fight Club

 

[Rycane_HHS]

Pretty much most of Kefka's lines from Final Fantasy VI. Or III, if going by the initial American release numbers.

"Son of a submariner!"

Oh censorship, how I laugh at you.

 

[bmf185]

DO A BARREL ROLL

 

[Fablaam]

"Why don't you have a seat over there?"

Chris Hansen

 

[BloodyOne]

Revenge is a dish best served BLOODY!

 

[PopinLord]

"And that was left handed!"

 

[Wargamer]

Everything said by Matt Hazzard.