Favorite Professor Quote

[Thaius]

I was in class today and my professor said something so awesome (as he usually does in class) that I became curious: what is everyone's favorite thing their professor has said in class?

My professor was talking about people who procrastinate and try to get all their assignments done in the last week of school. He said he knew students who tried, and it "went over like a pregnant pole vaulter."

He also once said, while discussing some groups in the ancient middle-east, that "they fought like... similes." Made me laugh.

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

"naming no names there are at least two students who are 1337" - Christian Cooper
he was awesome, also a ninja.....

 

[Aur0ra145]

My political science professor once said, "Nobody wants homosexuals in a foxhole with them, I sure as hell don't."

He said this when asked about gays in the military, I should also mention my professor was a veteran.

 

[similar.squirrel]

My German teacher says 'advertisements' in the cutest possible way. Add-vertis-mints, it sounds like. I do have a slight crush.

 

[El Poncho]

Good news everyone...

I thought it was a Futurama thread :|

 

[SovietSecrets]

My philosophy teacher walks in starts his lecture and half way through asks us "This is Intro to Philosophy right?"

 

[Hitman 43]

Biology teacher:"It's organism, NOT orgasm."

 

[hotacidbath]

While taking off his sweater, "I'm sweating like a whore in church."

 

[BuckminsterF]

My english teacher was talking about a competition between two guys in a book and said,

"Guys will argue and fight. You see that all the time, like who has the bigger pickup truck... I'll use that term."

I was one of the only two who got it

 

[KowBonez]

During our first days of classes, one professor, dressed as a 17th century nun, said, "You don't have to have a penis to go to college in 2009."

 

[Radeonx]

Good news everyone...

I thought it was a Futurama thread :|

...So did I. And I am sadly disappointed.
[small]For making me sad, you can all bite my shiny metal ass![/small]

 

[Deleted]

My teacher did a perfect mimic of a whiny girls voice when she didn't get 100% on a quizlike her friends. She got 97% and said 'This is not fair why did they get 100%' and he said 'nyis nis nyot fayyur nya nya nya' and it sounded just like her haha.

 

[Thaius]

Good news everyone...

I thought it was a Futurama thread :|

...So did I. And I am sadly disappointed.
[small]For making me sad, you can all bite my shiny metal ass![/small]

Sorry, hadn't thought of that. My bad. But I guess he counts: feel free.

 

[stonethered]

Good news everyone...

I thought it was a Futurama thread :|

...So did I. And I am sadly disappointed.
[small]For making me sad, you can all bite my shiny metal ass![/small]

Sorry, hadn't thought of that. My bad. But I guess he counts: feel free.

yay!

'Zuu Zuu'

 

[Kuchinawa212]

"Do you want to be good writers? Of course you do, so shut up and listen"

Heh, My freshman World History Teacher. Believe me, we're still laughing about that two years later.

 

[TikiShades]

Time Cube. That professor is the winner.

 

[Monshroud]

A professor once said to someone who didn't understand why they got a history question wrong.

Student: I did what you asked, I don't know why you marked me as getting this wrong.

Teacher: Because your answer didn't make any sense. Like using a Bowling Ball to Fish.

 

[wewontdie11]

Good news everyone...

I thought it was a Futurama thread :|

...So did I. And I am sadly disappointed.
[small]For making me sad, you can all bite my shiny metal ass![/small]

God damn it I got beat to the punch on two posts there. I need to stop spending so much time on here I'm starting to develop identical thought patterns.

OT: Probably anything said by one of my current lecturers. He's a little dude from Sri Lanka with a brilliant sense of humour and gives the greatest motivational speeches you would ever here. My whole class' attitude towards him could be best summed up by this face I think; :3

You just wanna take him home.

 

[Oatmeel]

"An good essay is like a skirt; long enough to cover the essentials, short enough to be interesting."

 

[Ultrajoe]

'Let's all pretend we're buddhists'
'Shazzam'
'I'd like to put you all in little learning-tubes, where I could turn off the air supply when you displeased me'
'Now, don't eat this. If you do, it would give you the kind of brain damage it would take to want to put this in your mouth'
'Mercury is, like, the coolest thing since play-doh'
'I bought liquid nitrogen, let's make ice-cream and freeze homework' (we did)


Ah, Science. I miss those days. I should crash that place one day, just combat roll through one of the windows and tackle people who look mildly familiar.