Favorite Quote from Zero Punctuation.

[Cama Zots]

What is your favorite quote of Yahtzee's? Come on, there should be enough dick jokes to fill an entire forum with stuff.

My favorite one was during his review of Halo War when he said that Sergeant Forge "would never take off his combat armor even if he was at his son's parent teacher conference"

I don't want to here anyone say "Fans are clinging complaining dip-shit who will never ever be great full no matter how many concessions you make. Incidentally why not buy a zero punctuation T-shirt."
Heard that one enough.

 

[Neonbob]

The short answer/long answer one.
It's so applicable in everyday life.

 

[undeadfly]

I crack up at alot of his stuff but i liked when reviewed hawx and was talking aobut how jets are fast as fuck and that nots just a fact that cold hard speculation or something to that effect...

I also liked the left for dead ending "i paid 100$ for mirrors edge so apparently im a REtard"

 

[Erana]

The one about fans that is shown at the end of each episode. Didn't bother to memorise it; you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Ultress]

From his SSBB mail bag reply "Go Team Retard" or that werid little spiel about the hunchback kid who wets himself

 

[zen5887]

I love the one where he bitches about his fans.

 

[One last embrace]

I must say the "dick move extraordinaire" made me giggle.

 

[superspartan004]

"you know how in most FPS's you're some hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take an entire munitions dump to the face while the enemy have armor made of whipped cream and skulls made of cake"

 

[HT_Black]

"...Then please get hurled out of an airplane and land anus-first on the spire of Winchester Cathedral..."

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"It's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to get bandaged up and returning. And it's my medical bill. And my wall."

 

[Clashero]

"We've lost connection with the refugees. NO WE FUCKING DIDN'T! They were right fucking there! I could SEE them!" in Halo Wars (it's not verbatim, but you get my meaning)

"It's not going to make you Mass Erect"

But my very favourite is "You can build a balloon stand inside of a cave on the fucking moon and they'll still be happy about it."

 

[Hazy]

"Maybe the next combination will be a revolutionary, diamond farting wonder"
or
"They would've paid me in a laboratory, and all I'd have to let them do is jam wires up my dick."

Both from The Mirrors Edge review.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

"you know how in most FPS's you're some hybrid of man and refrigerator who can take an entire munitions dump to the face while the enemy have armor made of whipped cream and skulls made of cake"

This.

God, that one was so hilarious.

It's true too.

 

[Cari Scholtens]

"Imagining a scenario where Mario can brutally beat the stupid out of Princess Peach while the crowd screams for blood is truly gratifying..."...CLASSIC!

 

[blankedboy]

As my father once said, never trust any trade convention named after an enzyme in the pirobate dehydrogenaise complex, so I've always been wary about E3.

 

[dannyboi1236]

" Gareth gobblecoque"



Pure bloody genius

 

[Sigel]

I love "Pants on head retarded" I don't know why, but it makes me giggle especially with the visual.

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Frankly, if you paint your spaceship gunmetal-gray and fit it with about half as many flickery-ass fluorescent lights as are necessary, then you might as well rename it the USS Kill Beast Buffet!"

The man's a bloody comedic genius.

 

[DrunkWithPower]

the not racism one with the flash of the picture, not a line but classic.

 

[Yoshi-Pop]

I have two. The first one I don't remember all the way but it's the last line from the Halo 3 review that ends with "I fucking called it". The other was about Guitar Hero 3, but truly describes my feelings on any MMORPG Sony's EVER got their hand's on. "It's like sticking your dick in a pudding. It's still a perfectly good pudding, and you spend all your time explaining that to people, but no one's going to eat BECAUSE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"