Favorite Quote from Zero Punctuation.

[NeutralDrow]

"Now, obviously there have been many games with zombies in, but in most cases they're just standard challenge obstacles to litter the corridors, interchangeable with terrorists, or aliens, or mean-spirited traffic barriers. The trick is to recreate the tension and emotion of the zombie apocalypse, where you and the last three sane people on Earth huddle in a basement together somewhere, while the entire population of the landmass stands outside, meaningfully rubbing their bellies and waving ice cream scoops."

- Left 4 Dead review

 

[LimeJester]

From the burnout paradise review "I keep having to pause the game to bring up the map screen, which like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building, breaks flow."

 

[Orca87]

"Like a menstruating woman falling off a tall building _breaks flow_"
Genius
Argh! I wouldn't have been ninj'd if I wasn't distracted watching more reviews instead of pressing post!

 

[kawligia]

...starring Johnny Bravo, a prostitute, an idiot, a mullet, a nine year old boy, a brick shithouse...

 

[CNKFan]

Pants on head retarded. Simple and funny.