Favorite quotes ever?

[dancinginfernal]

"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

By the great Winston Churchill.

 

[brass munkey]

"We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope."
-Martin Luther King Jr.

"Common sense is not so common."
-Voltaire

 

[Broady Brio]

Person 1: God spoke to you and said this.
Person 1: Bob.
Person 2: But my name's Billy.
Person 1: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

 

[LordOrin]

Hmmm, okay, including literary quotes:

Invictus by WE Henley- amazingly inspiring poem.
The St Crispin's Day speech: Henry V, Shakespeare.
V for Vendetta- a source of infnitely quotable quotes about bravery, the role of the government in people's lives, and introductions with lots of V's in them.

Real life quotes:
Anything Voltaire said.
"Take a step closer lads, it'll be easier that way"- Childers, to the firing squad about to execute him.

*Edit: Also, anything in any Monty Python ever. Except the bad ones.

I think my all-time favorite movie quote, for sheer bad-ass factor, is in V for Vendetta when Hugo Weaving says "The only thing that you and I have in common, Mr. Creedy, is we're both about to die."

 

[LongHairRocker]

"Not only are you wrong, your wrong at the top of your voice".

"War does not determine who is right, only who is left"

"Money doesn't talk it swears"

"Your mum"

the third one is from Bob Dylan right?
when i read it i hear it his voice but i cant for the life of me come up with the name of the song

OT:
"that's what she said"

or

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." by Evelyn Beatrice Hall
and not by Voltaire, to who it is mostly attributed to

 

[DaJoW]

"Shall we decimate them? That sounds good, nice word, decimate. Remove one tenth of the population!" - The Master

 

[supermariner]

"Over a study i've conducted over many years I have finally concluded that our diet has something to do with what we eat"

 

[Death_or_Glory]

Gotta be best quote from game ever, Assassins Creed Brotherhood: "I hope they let us go inside"

 

[AMX58]

I have a lot of favorite quotes but my favorite is from Black Hawk Down where Hoot and Sgt Eversmen are about to go on the mission

"Y'know what I think? Don't really matter what I think. Once that first bullet goes past your head, politics and all that shit just goes right out the window."
Hoot from Black Hawk Down

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

Veni, Vidi, Vici (I came, I saw, I conquered)-Julius Caesar

 

[Dawns Gate]

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.

- Albert Einstein

 

[-Samurai-]

Person 1: God spoke to you and said this.
Person 1: Bob.
Person 2: But my name's Billy.
Person 1: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

"What?"
[small]Oh god. Is it bad that I know who said that?[/small]

 

[Diver Down]

"There are just so many uses for homemade anthrax!" - my friend

 

[Dectomax]

Sir Issac Newton, the deadliest son of a ***** in space. ( Cookies for reference )

 

[Sparrow]

"Use your stick"

-The Guild master from Fable

"Hero, your health is low!"

-Also from the damn guildmaster.

 

[GeorgW]

I've always loved this one, and am trying to memorize it.

To be, or not to be--that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die, to sleep--
No more--and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to. 'Tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep--
To sleep--perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
Th' oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprise of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. -- Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia! -- Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remembered.

 

[Giantpanda602]

"Bow ties are cool"
-The eleventh Doctor WHo

 

[artanis_neravar]

Anything from the 10th or 11th Doctor
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
Anything Douglas Adams
"When you homework is messy it makes me so mad....my poor wife" - College Professor

 

[artanis_neravar]

"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."

 

[gunrunnerjr]

Warhammer all the way. Few quotes here:


"To BE A man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruellest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be ге-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only war. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."



Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized vehicle with 11 barrels of "fuck you" - Bernatus Montgomerus, 24th Philippinian Regiment



"Badass Astartes? Badass?, you try fighting all these xenos with a flashlight as your main weapon and toilet paper as your armor! Survive for 65 days and then we can call you badass! - Sgt. Foleus, 3rd Philippnian Regiment



'The reinforcements were greatly appreciated... erm, have you got any more?'

? Colonel Strickland +++



Ech, these quotes so clearly demonstrates universe of warhammer 40000...

there was much epicness in this post.....