Mexican Flanders "Beunos Ding-Dong-Diddley-Dias!"
Skinner "Milhouse! Lower those eyebrows! And the other one!"
Skinner "Milhouse! Lower those eyebrows! And the other one!"
Favorite Simpson Quotes
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Burns is watching Homer eat donuts with a security camera.
Burns: "Yes! Eat your donuts! Little do you know you draw ever closer to the POISON DONUT! Uh, Smithers, we do have a poison donut right?"
Smithers: "Uh, no sir. I talked to our lawyers and they agreed that would be considered murder."
Burns: "Damn them and their fancy laws!"
I have probably based my whole life around that.
Burns: "Yes! Eat your donuts! Little do you know you draw ever closer to the POISON DONUT! Uh, Smithers, we do have a poison donut right?"
Smithers: "Uh, no sir. I talked to our lawyers and they agreed that would be considered murder."
Burns: "Damn them and their fancy laws!"
I have probably based my whole life around that.
Pretty much these:
(Just the opening question and answer)
I could go on for days, but I'll stop with these examples. Plus, this way I can do less typing Suckers...
(Just the opening question and answer)
I could go on for days, but I'll stop with these examples. Plus, this way I can do less typing Suckers...
Anything Hank Scorpio Says:
"I dont expect you to talk, I expect you to die and have a cheap funeral"
"I dont expect you to talk, I expect you to die and have a cheap funeral"
Ah, The Simpsons. There are countless hilarious lines in that show. The first one that came to my mind is:
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
(from 'Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?')
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?"
(from 'Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?')
Homer: You tried your best and you failed. The moral of this story is never try.
Don't know the episode.
Don't know the episode.
"My cats breath smells like cat food." - Ralph.
*crashes into a deer*
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer?
Lisa: A female deer!?
*crashes into a deer*
Homer: D'oh!
Marge: A deer?
Lisa: A female deer!?
'I travelled the world, and the seven seas...III AM WATCHING YOU THROUGH A CAMERA'
That snore-altering machine that Homer wears :')
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Viola.
That snore-altering machine that Homer wears :')
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Viola.
The power-plant strike and the Clown College are still my two favourite Simpsons episodes ever!Asturiel said:
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In flashback:
SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN: You can't treat the working man this way! One day we'll rise up and form a union, and then we'll get the fair and ethical treatment we deserve! But then we'll go too far! We'll get lazy and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
BURNS' GRANDFATHER: The Japanese? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? Bah! Flimshaw!
Back in the present:
C. MONTGOMERY BURNS: (whistfully) If only we had listened to that young man, instead of sealing him up in the abandoned coke oven.
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LUIGI RISOTTO: Krusty the Klown! What a beautiful date! And such lovely children! Come, I get you a table inna da back away from this-a scum.
LUIGI: I only consider you scum compared to Krusty!
LUIGI: Ya, you see how you-a scum.
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Although as a Frasier fan, I also liked:
SIDESHOW BOB: Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered Chief Hydrological Engineer a calling.
CECIL: (clears throat)
SIDESHOW: Yes, yes, the Cappadocians, fine.
I could do this all day.
"Don't be silly Lisa. Vampires don't exist, they're make-believe, like imps, elves and Eskimoes."
So, so many.
Homer: "Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh ... Listen, shut up for a second."
Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
Homer: "I can't live the button-down life like you, Marge. I've got to have it all! The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odour. I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who'll stroke their beards and cluck their tongues, and talk about, 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"
Edit: apparently I misquoted this a bit, but such is life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub8NeH_eQ8k&feature=related
Homer: "Selma, my dear, how are you? Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh ... Listen, shut up for a second."
Homer: "I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, save me Superman!"
Homer: "I can't live the button-down life like you, Marge. I've got to have it all! The dizzying highs, the terrifying lows, the creamy middles. Sure, I may offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odour. I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who'll stroke their beards and cluck their tongues, and talk about, 'What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?'"
Edit: apparently I misquoted this a bit, but such is life. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub8NeH_eQ8k&feature=related
Mr. Vanhouten: Milhouse, you said you just needed to use the bathroom. Now I find you buying comic books!?"
Comic-book Guy: Our transaction is complete, you may take the boy.
Milhouse: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!! [as he is dragged off by his dad]
Comic-book Guy: Our transaction is complete, you may take the boy.
Milhouse: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!! [as he is dragged off by his dad]
Homer: Am I turning you on?
Marge: No Homer i'm going to sleep.
Homer (in a deep voice): What if i talk like this?
Marge: Goodnight Homer!
Homer: What if i sing to you? (singing) I gave my love a chicken it had no bone... mmmmm chicken.
I can't remember what the name of the episode is but it is the one where homer becomes a monorail driver.
Marge: No Homer i'm going to sleep.
Homer (in a deep voice): What if i talk like this?
Marge: Goodnight Homer!
Homer: What if i sing to you? (singing) I gave my love a chicken it had no bone... mmmmm chicken.
I can't remember what the name of the episode is but it is the one where homer becomes a monorail driver.