Favorite video game quote

[MrNixon21]

And for an older homage:

"In my talons, I shape clay, crafting lifeforms as I please.
Around me is a burgeoning empire of steel.
For my throne room, lines of power careen into the skies of Earth.
My whims will become lightning bolts that will devastate the mounds of humanity.
Out of the chaos, they will run and whimper, praying for me to end their tedious anarchy.

I am drunk with this vision.
God: the title suits me well."

-Shodan, System Shock 1

. . . greatest quote i've ever heard from a villian/baddy EVER

 

[Extremist18]

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- Gordon Freemon

 

[HumanChild]

"LetsKickTheShitOuttaTheseBastards" Beetle - Conkas bad fur day

"How are you doing everyday?" - guitar player - STALKER

"Like a shadow i am" Annah - Torment

and pretty much anything said in Psychonauts specially the lungfish level and the level with the G- Men:

"I wish my loved one was not dead, but alive."

"Plants need water poured on them, because they have no hands to hold glasses of water."

"That is a nice watering can. May I ask how much you paid for it?"

"Although I often smell of excrement, I should not be discriminated against as I provide a valuable service"

 

[darkcow55]

Look behind you! It's a three-headed monkey!

 

[Slayer_2]

"Shit." - Marcus Fenix

 

[Samurai Goomba]

"Sono Mama Shine!"

"I'm getting hungry, hombre!"

"Brothers... Right."

"You can wax on, wax off all you like. I'm still... Kicking your ***."

"...The Black Wind howls."

"Jackpot!"

I wonder if anyone here can figure out which people said each of the various quotes?

 

[SimuLord]

Just about everything Kefka said in FF6, plus some gems from Sheogorath:

"I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers. Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out."

"This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun."

"Wonderful! Time for a celebration... Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese. True?"

"Why not? Something has to work. Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears."

 

[Shapsters]

Roman Bellic: Want to go see beeg amerecan teetees?

 

[Shapsters]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTAVTkQx72w

this ^ !!!

My god I forgot about this! I take back my original post, anything that Augustus Cold said or did!

 

[megapenguinx]

Well, for the last one of this kind of thread I put Deadpool quotes, so....

Umm hell yea! there is always room for deadpool quotes, i mean come on its easy, all you have to do is just break the 4th wall
what games have deadpool in them though? besides marvel alliance

Ah deadpool, my favorite super hero (right next to Spidey).
I do like the "Still Alive" song, at the end of Portal if that counts

 

[Lost In The Void]

One I just heard today:
"How dare you interrupt me. Only I interrupt me!"
From the crazy leader of the shivering isles (Oblivion. But I forgot his name already)
That guy is full of quotable stuff

You ass why do i continue to show you these cool things just to have then taken away but anyway his name is Sheograth Deadric Lord of Madness

Oh and my favorite quote
....TV? Psychonauts

 

[cj_iwakura]

"But now, dear friend, things are changing again. I'll soon rule the world.

But first you have to DIE." - The Magic Emperor, Lunar: The Silver Star


Alternately,

"How could you? You killed my boss!" - Wild Dog, Time Crisis

 

[WeevilStew]

"Its like two assholes on their first date"

Dom, Gears of War

 

[data_not_found]

Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes...

Oh, that gives me chills.

 

[Yokomitsu]

"NICE" Marcus Phoenix GoW2

straight after you complete an active reload never get tired of hearing it

 

[Gortez]

Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!!

-Minsc.

 

[thefourwings]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said, 'Goodbye!' And then you were like, 'NO WAY...' And then I was all, 'We pretended we were going to murder you!' That was great..."
-Portal (of course)

So many of its lines are pure chocolate dipped in gold, especially during the boss fight at the end.

 

[kavinsky]

Hitman 2: Always knew I didn't belong in this world. I wasn't made for this. But I'll never forget.... those who betrayed me, and those who never failed my trust.

I'll be carrying nothing from Gontranno but this lesson: never trust anyone and rely on your instincts...... Forget the past. I'll never find peace here..... So, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like.

Hitman 3: the first cutscene of the last level - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELu2hdNHCTM&feature=related

max payne:
At 3:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXtr0xpVzOo