Favorite video game quote

[FinalGamer]

THE ENTIRE MILKMAN LEVEL.

"Although over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, he will always enjoy my pies."
"I can listen to any phone conversation that I want, but do not because of my sense of professional responsibility."
"I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan."
"Why. God. Why."

Oh god the G-Men in that level say the best lines of the game.

 

[Blow_Pop]

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party. That all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend: the companion cube. Of course he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here on your personal file. Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter unlikable loner who's passing shall not be mourned. Shall. Not. Be. Mourned. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny too.....Speaking of curiousity. You're curious of what happens after you die, right? Guess what. I know. You're going to find out first hand before I finish explaining it though. So I won't bother. Here's a hint. You're going to want to pack as much living as you can into the next couple of minutes."

I know that was way too long. But I love it.

I LOVE that quote...hell i love all the quotes from that game to the point i'm stuck at....and can't finish cause the game is currently packed up

 

[Nouw]

"I take everything back about what I said about fleet" I think that might not be exact but it's from StarshipTroopers game also "C'mon ye apes you wanna live for ever?"Yes that is from the movie but also in the game if I remember correctly.

"EAT PLASMA FIRE" DOW:SS

 

[toxic_waster]

"Liquid!"

damn you beat me to it, so ill just go with.

snake, snake! snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!

 

[MBurner 93]

"NiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNiNi!!!"
-Argonian Who Says Ni
So damn stupid... lol

 

[furnatic]

Now the flowers will grow...-Postal Dude, Postal 2

 

[sonicspin]

Def Jam Vendetta: Fight For New York, Redman: I'm gonna rip your tongue out and like my ass wit' it.

 

[liquidious-fleshbag]

Hearing Abraham Lincoln say, "I did not have sex with that woman." Thousands of cookies upon whoever guesses where this comes from.

Also: "Fimmion like pants. LOOOVE sweetroll." Fimmion, Shivering Isles
"Yes? Speaking to me? I'm he. He's me! And others as well...or they were. Weren't they?"
Sheogorath, same game.
"Look at that woman's breasts. They are large." A random G-man (?), Psychonauts
Everything Liberty Prime says, Fallout 3.

All I can think of at the moment.

 

[SharPhoe]

"Go home and be a family man!" Guile Street Fighter 2: World Warrior. Its hilarious when he says it to Chun-Li.

There's also the strange and altogether frightening dissonance of Dhalsim's "I will meditate, and then DESTROY you."

Also, is it bad that a lot of my favorite quotes are in Japanese?

 

[Elexia]

I loved the fact you could change sound effects for Warcraft: Orcs and Humans. One day my brother changed some of the sounds so when I started to play, I jumped about five feet in the air when my men started squealing 'Help, I'm being stalked!' and 'I'm gonna die! Do something!' in very effeminate voices. It was even more hilarious as the Orcs.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"You will not forget this devil's power!"
*Devil Trigger*
"You are not worthy as my opponent..."

- Vergil, Devil May Cry 3

I've been trying to remember that one for days, now.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

"Come on baby! DIE FOR POPPA!!!!!!"
One of Carmine's execution saying from Gears of War 1...I seriously only heard this one time

 

[Dainobi]

pretty much any quote from duke nukem!

"ill rip off your head and shit down your neck"
"your head your ass whats the difference"
"its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum...but im all out of gum

 

[Lothae]

Hearing Abraham Lincoln say, "I did not have sex with that woman." Thousands of cookies upon whoever guesses where this comes from.

Sam & Max: Abe Lincoln Must Die?
Bioshock is obviously major win for drama, but why has noone mentioned Cohen?
"The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen. I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop, I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off, but I can't! It's my curse, it's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! Please! Take them off! Pleeeeeeease!" 0.o
Also Finnegan: "If you can't come in from the cold, then you gotta grow ice over your heart. And the iceman cometh, Sander baby. The iceman fucking cometh."

On a more humorous note:
"That no good kiss-up is probably practicing ballet in his chambers."/"(name)is probably performing maintenance on his slime and crap filled dance studio." was a laugh in a rather chilling area.
Finally I can't wait for Yogg-Saron in the new WoW patch, I expect great quotes from that.

 

[MrNixon21]

"It's 106 miles to Arroyo, we've got a full fusion cell, half a packet of radaway, It's dark and I'm wearing a hundred year old vault 13 jumpsuit. Let's hit it"

Name that game

fallout 2

Yay! Cookie for you!

oh NO, friend! cookie for YOU! i love it when awesome classic games get mentioned in forums!

 

[MrNixon21]

What is a man?! A miserable little pile of secrets.

"But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU!"

geez, i almost forgot how awesome and legendary that game is. thanks, man

 

[Sparkkirby3]

"Its dangerous to go alone. Take this."
- Zelda I

 

[Brainbomb]

I can't believe none of you thought of one of the greatest quotes in all of video game geekdom:

"Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"

-Shodan, System Shock 2

My god, I had to step away from the computer after hearing that one O_O

 

[Studd_Jozz]

The, by far, best line EVER, the most earth-shattering, mind-splitting, soul-crushing line ever, would have to be "..." by damn near ANY NPC guard in an RPG ever.
Most frequently uttered by the simpletons they get to guard towns in, hell, pick any FF game.

 

[aaron552]

"OH MY GOD! I HAVE POCKETS!" : Ghand, from the Nameless Mod (TC for Deus Ex)