Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"Is there at least an army of mutants? Not unless you classify a hilarious South African accent as a mutation, china!"
This one hit particularly close to home for me, being South African and all.
This one hit particularly close to home for me, being South African and all.
"And if you're psychotic, like me, you'll be forced to run around and collect all the stars every time so everything can be NEAT. UND. TIDY!"
"fucking hell! did anyone see that? I am squirting machismo out of my nipples, I am a monster truck that walks like a man"
or something along those lines
-Darksiders Review
or something along those lines
-Darksiders Review
From Madworld, I think.
"This game is the Wii's "gritty" title, which means everyone says the word fuck like it's on their word-of-the-day calendar.
Or any line from his Transformers WFC review (especially "I'm not up to date with Transformers Canon *picture shows him saying "But he looks nothing like a bee" - That cracked me up more than anything else he's done) because his views reflected mine thoroughly.
But probably
"Would you like to skip this level?"
"Yes, maybe I will. And maybe I'll go and eat a french fancy and take a bubblebath to wash my new VAGINA! Now get out of the way, this shit won't beat me."
It's funny because I eat french fancies all the time
"This game is the Wii's "gritty" title, which means everyone says the word fuck like it's on their word-of-the-day calendar.
Or any line from his Transformers WFC review (especially "I'm not up to date with Transformers Canon *picture shows him saying "But he looks nothing like a bee" - That cracked me up more than anything else he's done) because his views reflected mine thoroughly.
But probably
"Would you like to skip this level?"
"Yes, maybe I will. And maybe I'll go and eat a french fancy and take a bubblebath to wash my new VAGINA! Now get out of the way, this shit won't beat me."
It's funny because I eat french fancies all the time
"Fans are clinging complaining dipshits who'll never ever be grateful for any concessions you make. The moment you shut out their shrill tremulous voices the happier you'll be for it."
-From his Silent Hill: Homecoming review, because it's sonauseatingly tragically true.
-From his Silent Hill: Homecoming review, because it's so
Might as well continue the review, although it hardly seems now, since the bar's already been set on the floor of satan's wine cellar...
I'm surprised nobody's mentioned this one yet, although admittedly the review in question is quite recent.
"I set off in a south-easterly direction and was attacked by bandits, who I could now kill from a smug position of moral superiority. Then I took all their stuff, which isn't stealing because they attacked me, making it mine by international law of Go Fuck Yourselves."
Fallout: New Vegas review
"I set off in a south-easterly direction and was attacked by bandits, who I could now kill from a smug position of moral superiority. Then I took all their stuff, which isn't stealing because they attacked me, making it mine by international law of Go Fuck Yourselves."
Fallout: New Vegas review
