"You probably noticed all of these are sequels, and if you haven't *clap clap* *screen flashes* OI!!"
Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"GAMETRADERS ROBINA" from the Ess Ess Bee Bee review or "Once you've beaten up a debateably bad dude enough you can press X to teleport he and Jack to a little pocket dimension where pain is GOD and Jack Slate is POPE" from the Dead to Rights review. Oh and "He is the ponciest ponce to ever ponce past the poncing parlour" from Alpha Protocol. I know I'm being longwinded but basically the whole Wolfenstien review limerick was classic also.
Oh and taking the "skip levels" stuff in 'Splosion Man as a personal insult:
"Yes, maybe I'll skip this level. Then I'll eat a few French fancies, and then maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out of the fucking way, this shit will not beat me."
"Yes, maybe I'll skip this level. Then I'll eat a few French fancies, and then maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out of the fucking way, this shit will not beat me."
Or with the 'too human' one or something where he said "its like his mum called and told all the monsters to be extra nice to him".
Any time he takes a phrase and ends it how you don't expect. Example:
"This may sound weird but HURDY GURDY BOGGLY BOO."
"This may sound weird but HURDY GURDY BOGGLY BOO."
ugh, completely forgot this one.
"...it would've been more believable if they had been a race of insect people from the earth's core!
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...wearing silly hats!"
EDIT: pardon the double post. it's late.
"...it would've been more believable if they had been a race of insect people from the earth's core!
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...wearing silly hats!"
EDIT: pardon the double post. it's late.
From the AVP review:
"Humans tasty, let's eat them all, yum yum."
...I just had to rewind to keep the laughter going.
"Humans tasty, let's eat them all, yum yum."
...I just had to rewind to keep the laughter going.
"STONKING... GREAT... TITS!"
"yahtzee, you slick internet paparazzi, surely its fun to stick the butt of ur gun
up the ass of a goose-stepping nazi."
"yahtzee, you slick internet paparazzi, surely its fun to stick the butt of ur gun
up the ass of a goose-stepping nazi."
Pretty much everything he says makes me piss myself laughing, even if I don't agree with him. The quotes I use most often in my daily life though are:
if something is shite - "Shite on a crusty roll"
on being asked to do something unreasonable "... and then perhaps I could persuade the tide to turn, or ride a winged marshmallow to the Sherbet Kingdom"
when describing certain persons I know "the nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people"
I also have his line about spreading Branston Pickle on No More Heroes on my Facebook page.
if something is shite - "Shite on a crusty roll"
on being asked to do something unreasonable "... and then perhaps I could persuade the tide to turn, or ride a winged marshmallow to the Sherbet Kingdom"
when describing certain persons I know "the nerds who are to nerds what nerds are to normal people"
I also have his line about spreading Branston Pickle on No More Heroes on my Facebook page.
way to sidestep a pothole to fall off a bridge -RE5
prototype review
this shit wouldn't fly with batman -spiderman SD
where is the gift whore poo pipe joke from
prototype review
this shit wouldn't fly with batman -spiderman SD
where is the gift whore poo pipe joke from
