Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[pyrosaw]

"Some things just don't mix, like Republicans and compassion."

 

[Temple Guard]

Silent Hill 2
"It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied, like fucking a burning dolphin."

 

[SquadronAce]

It could only be more awesome if it had tits and was fire!

 

[Dr. Paine]

"Hey, Bioware, you know why the first game sold so well, right? And it sure as hell wasn't for the vehicle sections!" - Mass Effect 2. Because it's true.

Also-

"Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, ballistics, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, stonking great tits!"

 

[Corporal Yakob]

Ooooh so many to choose from but my favorite bit is definitely:

"We lost contact!" wailed a support character.

BULL FUCKING SHIT!

We didn't lose contact they were right fucking there! We were close enough to communicate using our eyebrows and all possible threats were dead! What the fuck happened when the stupid arbitary time limit ran out: did their Battle Royale collars detonate did they all lose honour and disembowl themselves!?! And you know who they were? Absolutely bloody no-one! Faceless pricsk I'd vat grown about 50 of that very morning! But no they were going to make me do the whole fucking mission again. As the exasperated Chinese zoo-keeper said to the last male panda on earth FUCK THAT!

It hits especially home for me as I too have suffered the torments of RTS time limits running out just before victory (FFFFFFFFFFF-).

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

Don't look a gift whore in the poo-pipe. I use it all the time.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

"You probably noticed all of these are sequels, and if you haven't *clap clap* *screen flashes* OI!!"

 

[Benn_Walden]

"pants-on-head retarded."

 

[TheUnstoppableRobman]

"GAMETRADERS ROBINA" from the Ess Ess Bee Bee review or "Once you've beaten up a debateably bad dude enough you can press X to teleport he and Jack to a little pocket dimension where pain is GOD and Jack Slate is POPE" from the Dead to Rights review. Oh and "He is the ponciest ponce to ever ponce past the poncing parlour" from Alpha Protocol. I know I'm being longwinded but basically the whole Wolfenstien review limerick was classic also.

 

[Andy of Comix Inc]

Oh and taking the "skip levels" stuff in 'Splosion Man as a personal insult:

"Yes, maybe I'll skip this level. Then I'll eat a few French fancies, and then maybe take a lovely scented bath to clean my massive vagina. Now get out of the fucking way, this shit will not beat me."

 

[kurtzy23]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

I laughed at the bit where he said I just wanted to mess with all the Adrian's in the world

 

[Benn_Walden]

Or with the 'too human' one or something where he said "its like his mum called and told all the monsters to be extra nice to him".

 

[Wing Dairu]

Any time he takes a phrase and ends it how you don't expect. Example:
"This may sound weird but HURDY GURDY BOGGLY BOO."

 

[Wing Dairu]

ugh, completely forgot this one.
"...it would've been more believable if they had been a race of insect people from the earth's core!
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...wearing silly hats!"

EDIT: pardon the double post. it's late.

 

[SuperMarcons]

From the AVP review:

"Humans tasty, let's eat them all, yum yum."

...I just had to rewind to keep the laughter going.

 

[scorptatious]

"Taht's Targic"

(From Duke Nukem Forever "review")

 

[SpireOfFire]

"STONKING... GREAT... TITS!"

"yahtzee, you slick internet paparazzi, surely its fun to stick the butt of ur gun
up the ass of a goose-stepping nazi."

 

[jack583]

"vomit through a pen"

 

[matell]

"Why?? Fucked if I know!!" -Just Cause 2
I always use it when people ask me something stupid