Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[Molander]

"The Game Crashed! I Mean My LIFE CRASHED!"

Still makes me laugh (A)

 

[ramboondiea]

f you said to me "sci-fi reimagining of another culture's mythology mostly concerned with robots," I would immediately think Too Human and punch you in the bollocks for reminding me of it.
I guess it's good to stick to what you know, and Frictional seem to be stuck, nailed, and riveted to what they know. And what they know is how to make me poo my pants.
PISSING BLIMEY, THERE'S JAM COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!"

i could sit here all day doing this ha

 

[Brownie101]

My top 2 (That I use constantly around friends) Yahtzee quotes are:

"Yea, it's pretty good."

"As the Chinese Zoo Keeper said to the last male panda on earth: FUCK THAT!"

 

[Mr.Amakir]

And he wisteled for a baboon.

 

[Gammaj4]

"HOLY **** DID ANYONE SEE THAT? I'm shooting Machismo out of my nipples here! I am a Monster Truck that walks like a Man!"
-Darksiders

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

'Honestly, in this game you die quicker than a gerbil in a speedbag full of broken glass.' Can't remember what video it's from though.

Left 4 Dead

 

[Sixcess]

"Fast forward to God of War 3 and Kratos is channelling JUDGE DEATH."

Got to love a 2000AD reference.

 

[RHadley]

Mine is either
"F***ed if I know!" from the Just Cause review,
The whole How to be a video games journalist sequence from the same review,
OR
"This is the most fun you'll have with your computer until they invent a force feedback c**k-piece" or "Absoluely sublime from start to finish, and I will jam forks into my eyes." Honestly, I'm amazed he loved Portal so much!

 

[Yarpie]

"Stop crying, you little *****! I'm trying to eat these cakes!" from Bioshock 2.

Also, you really can't go wrong with "pants-on-head retarded".

 

[Mr_Universal]

lol, I got ninjad, that´s what I thought when I read the thread name xD

 

[Yoav Sterer]

f*** fruit... sitting all snug on trees and in pies.

 

[meowman]

"This might sound a bit weird, but [pulls out maracas] HURDY GURDY BUBBLEY BOO!"
Milk comes out nose.

 

[dogmachines]

"Why's that, you ask? Well, it's a little bit like my right hand on Saturday night. Beats the fuck outta me!"

I forget which review that was, but it was undoubtedly funny.

 

[xpk3]

From his review of Amnesia: The Dark Decent. "Oh pissing blimy, there's jam coming out of the walls!" Easily my favourite, the way he said it made me laugh so hard.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

From his review of Amnesia: The Dark Decent. "Oh pissing blimy, there's jam coming out of the walls!" Easily my favourite, the way he said it made me laugh so hard.

Oh damn you! Ya ninja'd me!

 

[xpk3]

From his review of Amnesia: The Dark Decent. "Oh pissing blimy, there's jam coming out of the walls!" Easily my favourite, the way he said it made me laugh so hard.

Oh damn you! Ya ninja'd me!

If it makes you feel better, jamiedf [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.157144-Favorite-Yahtzee-Line-on-Zero-Punctuation?page=12#9195671] ninja'd me.

 

[loc978]

****-gargling and vagina-swilling. I use them occasionally in polite conversation.