Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[Frankydee]

If I remember correctly it was something like: "The combat feels sticky and unnatural and flows like a river of bricks."

and: "The hammer is made out of wank."

Off of the Too Human review.

 

[SageRuffin]

"Congratulations, you've just received your punishment for not buying Psychonauts.

I'd like to know how you expect gaming to adapt as an art form when people go out of their way to create new and original games, but fuckwits like you never actually buy them because you're too busy inhaling furious amounts of dick."

- Psychonauts

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"To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, 'No chance, you unreasonable DICKS!'"

- Manhunt

 

[jokr2thief]

"Then go give yourself a saltwater douche, because you're offically a twat."

 

[geldonyetich]

Pants on head retarded

If they ever add badges for watching the videos, I'm pretty sure this would be one of them.

 

[ristar200]

"I thought i ought to go undercover, drill holes in my head until i was mentally twelve years old, and try out the new flippity gombo spletch"
-Lego Indiana Jones Review

 

[jokr2thief]

"Then you're in for a kick in the balls. A gentler kick in the balls than most; an extremely pretty, well executed kick in the balls with the best of intentions, but at the end of the day you're still walking funny."

-Bioshock

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Wow... I have a lot, but here's a few of my personal faves:

- The obligitory "Pants-on-head Retarded" which, I now actually use in normal conversation

- "Boingo Boingo Whoopsie Knickers!"

- "... A rousing game of bullet kerplunk."

- "Go team retard!"

- "It just goes to show you, never stick your dick in a pudding. It may still be good pudding, and you spend all afternoon explaining that, but no ones going to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

- "... The controls feel stiff and unnatural, and there's a dick joke in there somewhere."

There's plenty more, but I can't even remember most of them.

 

[brucelee13245]

Number 3.. What happened to clive winston he was my favorite character.. numger 4 WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO CLIVE WINSTON YOU PRICKS?! in his place we've got some multi-colored juggle j-pop.. creature and you cant play classic rock with that....thing its like cock slapping the Mona Lisa.

guitar hero 3

 

[IanBrazen]

Everyone who watches Zero Punctuation has to have a favorite line of Yahtzee's. Let's hear them.

Mine:
"All you really need to know is there is a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning, I wish I could make something like that up, it shoots shurikens and lightning it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire."

-Yahtzee from Painkiller Review-

"FUCK YOU"
he had to have said that one time or another.

 

[Ansem-The-Wise]

Let's not mince words. A game could fire white-hot shurikens from the disk drive directly into the smell center of my brain so that I perceive nothing but eggy farts for all eternity, and I would still rate it higher then Siren 1.
-Siren Blood Curse Review.

 

[Aggressor and Usurper]

"Demon'ssssssssssssss ssssouls is..."

 

[TPiddy]

I have two absolute favourites that make me laugh out loud every time:

1. From Left 4 Dead:

"It is a little frustrating as most of the time you'll be killed about as quickly as a gerbil in a speedbag..." "...There's no reason why I can't play as one of the crappy zombies while I wait, there's no need to reign in their numbers because they're like a gerbil in a speedbag full of broken glass".

2. From Resident Evil 5:

"Say my partner has an egg that I want to use, she can't just hand it to me or pop it straight into my mouth like a flirty dinner date, I have to exchange it for something of mine, use the egg, and then request my other item back, assuming she hasn't eaten it."

Just the picture of her with an AK 47 in her mouth and the word NOM above her brought me to tears laughing.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

"Its like cock slapping the Mona Lisa."

Something like that, what episode was that from?

To answer your question it is from the Guitar Hero 3 Review regarding playing Classic Rock with the aforementioned 'multi-coloured, giggly, J-Pop Creature'.

Adding another to the pile of gems:

"It strikes me that in every sandbox crime game you're always roped into the same gangs, Mafia, Yakuza, or Street Gangsters, you're always banging on about respect, honor or wearing your pants around your thighs... [insert dissection of the 60s Batman here] ...it wasn't until I completed a mission where I sprayed people's houses with raw sewage than I realized that I was roleplaying as some kind of extremely unsubtle cousin to the Riddler." -Saint's Row 2

The only time a game review has caused me to accidentally inhale a drink up my nose.

 

[SamFancyPants252]

"..blasted all the way to Narnia"
and my close second
"STONKING GREAT TITS"

 

[SextusMaximus]

"Bull, Fucking, SHIT! We didn't lost contact, I was looking at them! They were etc..."

That sequence had me on the floor laughing.

What happens when this stupid arbitrary time limit runs out?! Do their suicide collars explode

Battle royale collars, but yes - that was definetly one of my favourites!

 

[TimeLord]

"Go Team Retard!"

This and "Boingo, Boingo, Whoopsy, Knickers!"

 

[Distorted Stu]

What do you mean we lost contact?! He was right fucking there! We were close enough to comunicate by wiggeling our eyebrows at eachother!

 

[matt87_50]

"Bull, Fucking, SHIT! We didn't lost contact, I was looking at them! They were etc..."

That sequence had me on the floor laughing.

yeah, my favourite quote I can think of comes at the end of that:

"As the exasperated Chinese Zoo keeper said to the last male panda on Earth: FUCK THAT!"

 

[kidigus]

Tobby Maguier's voice acting sounded like he was reading aloud a school report on his own frontal lobotomy. lololololololol

 

[The Mick]

I'm sorry but...

Spoiler

Ha ha I love that one too.