Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[lacktheknack]

Actually, I have to say "Auto-Cannibalistic Frustration" (Burnout Paradise).

 

[TheEvilJester]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

My name is Adrian. I was like WTF???

I would have shat a brick if I heard him call my name

"short answer no long answer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What review is that Adrian one?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

My name is Adrian. I was like WTF???

I would have shat a brick if I heard him call my name

"short answer no long answer NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What review is that Adrian one?

My random guess senses say a silent hill episode or try any sequel one

 

[ShakerSilver]

"It's worth remembering that sometimes popular things are popular for a reason: because their good, or because Will Smith is in it." --from Gears of War 2 Review

"Somebody once said that a politician is a person who can talk for hours and never actually say anything. It that's true, Hideo Kojima could run for government and be emperor of the universe by mid-afternoon." --from Metal Gear Sold 4: Tactical Espionage Action Guns of the Patriots (blimey that's long)

Also any reference to "Oh Christ Dem Cunts be Dead" or "Crikey More o Dem Dead Cunts"

 

[Julianking93]

"Uh, no" says Pillock's boss, "Those are called Quick time events and they're the worst idea in the world."
"I know they're the best idea in the world," says Pillock -Wet

"Solid Snake is tasked with the assassination of his twin brother who is dead, but he's not really dead but instead lives through the arm of OH CHRIST!! I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THIS SHIT IS BANANAS!" -MGS4

"After a while the game will show you a hint as to which one of the bumps on the wall you're supposed to start with, but it always seems a bit snarky about it. Fuck you game, its not my fault you're expected to tidy up!" -Uncharted 2


"This must be the way a lioness feels when the lion eats one of her cubs, well he's not getting any of my zebra tonight thats for fucking certain" and "Brewtal Legend is about Jack Black starring as Jack Black playing Jack Black" -Brutal Legend

"Wii Bowling! Oh fuck you!!!" -Wii Sports resort

(I'm surprised no one's said this yet
"You should probably visit GAME TRADERS ROBINA because its your one stop shop for games and the trading there of...in Robina." -SSBB

 

[T 980]

It's not so much a favorite line, but more of what happens during the videos. What really gets me rolling is when he exaggerates a face with the word "OI!" next to it. Gets me every time, lol

 

[ZeoAssassin]

"...because momentum is for pussies."

 

[niglett]

pants on head retarded.

 

[Ohten]

"As the exasperated Chinese zoo keeper said the the last male panda in the world: FUCK THAT!"
Also from Halo Wars:
"...look my enemies straight in the eyes from the scope of a high powered sniper rifle in the next town over."

Took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[NeoAC]

"I generally do feel I have a spiritual bond with the Wild West. I wear an old-fashioned hat, I once ate a horse and I never wash!"

 

[adumb24]

I can't believe no one has mentioned
"The hugely satisfying penis extension gun that pins baddies to walls with trees."
and pretty much the entire Painkiller review

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

In the witcher review (I think) where he goes "wait a minute, this is a MUMORPUGER!"
Another one I never fail to recall is in some review (can't remember) where he says "its kind of like sticking your dick in a cake and then trying to sell it. You can cover it up as much as you like but nothing changes the fact that YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT" or something along those lines.

 

[Capachinola]

Pointing at a female panda:
"As the exasperated Chinese zookeeper said to the last male panda...

FUCK THAT."

 

[Sydi]

"Yahtzee, you callipygian superman!"

 

[Nomanslander]

Fucking a burning dolphin....nothing comes close...

 

[Dr. Wily III]

"...like a retarted Rhino on rocketskates!"

 

[Geektress656]

"Allow me to hold your head under the putrescent waters of knowledge"

 

[Arc_star]

Hmm...tie between:

Here's one: A genetically-engineered Taiwanese chef teams up with a newt in a fez to rescue his large-bosomed girlfriend from mummies. There, you see? It's easy. A breast cancer specialist with large bosoms journeys through time to pay for a breast enlargement. A race of bosom people set out on an armada of bosoms to find a new bosom homeworld. Bosoms, melons, milk factories, busts, funbags, knockers, boobies, jugs, nipples, jubblies, STONKING... GREAT... TITS.

This is probably my favourite of all time.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Sock in mustard.

 

[rocket pike]

"The Xbox 360 is like the good dependable Labrador that occasionally pisses itself and dies"
I said this one in my English class and had everyone in hysterics