Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[SkullCap]

Everyone who watches Zero Punctuation has to have a favorite line of Yahtzee's. Let's hear them.

Mine:
"All you really need to know is there is a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning, I wish I could make something like that up, it shoots shurikens and lightning it could only be more awesome if it had tits and was on fire."

-Yahtzee from Painkiller Review-

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

"Go Team Retard!"

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

"I would dread to see what the harder difficulties are like. They probably give you a water pistol and replace all the enemies with fire breathing golden lions."

 

[Otaru Ikari]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

 

[bodyklok]

I'm sorry but...

Spoiler

 

[blackshark121]

"Bull, Fucking, SHIT! We didn't lost contact, I was looking at them! They were etc..."

That sequence had me on the floor laughing.

 

[FalloutJack]

"Yahtzee, you...ordinary person"

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Pants on head retarded
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[Puregrrr]

"If you can imagine The Lost Vikings knocking up Little Big Planet then the internet has clearly desensitized you to retarded sexualization." I was not expecting it to end the way it did.

 

[wynnsora]

"If you're new to this series, then let me give you my take on JRPGs. AIEYYEEEOIOUARAAAIYAEAUOU!!! And all of them are about androgynous teenagers killing Satan."

 

[GodofDisaster]

"I'm not a fanboy...yes you are"

I'm sorry for the content of this next one, but.

"Its ok for you to curse on the internet, your mums not going to noticed, because she's to busy being fucked...by me".

I was eating when I heard this, almost choked I laughed that hard.

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Now, obviously there have been many games with zombies in, but in most cases they're just standard challenge obstacles to litter the corridors, interchangeable with terrorists, or aliens, or mean-spirited traffic barriers. The trick is to recreate the tension and emotion of the zombie apocalypse, where you and the last three sane people on Earth huddle in a basement together somewhere, while the entire population of the landmass stands outside, meaningfully rubbing their bellies and waving ice cream scoops."

- Left 4 Dead review

 

[Adanos]

We had something like this before, but eh.

From his Braid Review:
"And you know who I blame for all this? YOU! Yes you! The public! Especially you Adrian! (That probably isn't your name but it was nice to mess with all the Adrians in the world.)"

My name is Adrian. I was like WTF???

 

[tmujir955]

"Bull, Fucking, SHIT! We didn't lost contact, I was looking at them! They were etc..."

That sequence had me on the floor laughing.

This, and

"Your character is not so much controlled as aimed. Like a retarded rhino on rocket skates."

and

"To me the Silent Hill series is over. And if Silent Hill V convinces me otherwise then I will remove three of my own vertebrae, curl my spine back and eat my own ass."

 

[zamble]

It goes something like this:
"Why do all games for kids these days have to be so easy? Like if they died their arms would fall or something? Back in my childhood, you had one live, and every fucking mosquito would kill you on touch!"

It was funny because I always tough that, but not in those words...

 

[SUPA FRANKY]

" I'm not a fanbo- Yes you are!

If you put your dick in a phail of chocolate pudding, even as you continue to tell people it still perfectly good pudding NOBODY IS GOING TO EAT IT BECAUSE YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN IT!!!!!

 

[Undead Dragon King]

The hardest achievement is turning off the console, leaving the house, meeting a nice girl, taking a sailing boat around the world, having three beautiful blonde children, and finally dying content with the knowledge that you didn't spend twelve years waiting for an utterly pedestrian sequal to a game that everyone stopped caring about around 1997 to be released by developers that make John Romero look on the ball!

...Which is a huge challenge because if just one of thoe kids turns out brunette than you have to start all over again.

The most epic 16 seconds of this series.

 

[WorldCritic]

"If you complain about too many needless attachements then you're just being a tosser. It's like complaining about a perfectly good hot dog just because the vendor is the Boston Strangler. You can still enjoy the hot dog just try not to make eye contact."
- Zero Punctuation episode Zack and Wiki