Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation

[SkullCap]

It has to be the line form his Bad Company 2 review "I mentioned dust earlier and now I'm going to mention it again. DUST!!!"

Would you believe this is thread was made in November of 2009 and it's STILL going strong? Sure surprised me.

Anyway, welcome to the Escapist!

 

[boeingguy787]

actually, one of my favourite lines was Graham Stark's ZP review, when he said "controls that make you want to rent out a high-rise apartment just so the controller will fall further when you chuck it out the cunting window!" (note: I don't remember it 100%, so there may be some inconsistencies).

 

[SkullCap]

actually, one of my favourite lines was Graham Stark's ZP review, when he said "controls that make you want to rent out a high-rise apartment just so the controller will fall further when you chuck it out the cunting window!" (note: I don't remember it 100%, so there may be some inconsistencies).

That was actually on the nose, good memory.

 

[Drago-Morph]

Which reviews are "STONKING GREAT TITS" and "pants-on-head-retarded" from?

 

[OceanRunner]

"All-in-all, it's just not as fun as toungeing another man's balls. I mean as it used to be...."

(long pause)

"I'm not gay"

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Sublime from start to finish and I'll jam forks into my eyes if I ever use those words to describe anything ever again. Yeah I know it's no fun to love a game but FUCK YOU! Portals great and if you don't think so you must be stupid!

 

[SkullCap]

Which reviews are "STONKING GREAT TITS" and "pants-on-head-retarded" from?

"STONKING GREAT TITS" is from his first Tomb Raider review and "pants-on-head-retarded," I believe, is from his Halo 3 review.

 

[Gincairn]

I had to find the review to get the actual quote but it's this.

"Around weaker enemies there's really no reason to use anything other than the instant kill grab attack, or as I like to call it the fuck you button."

That's now how I see that button to be honest

 

[BehattedWanderer]

"To inadequately paraphrase Benjamin Franklin, 'he who trades pacing for open-world freedom deserves neither' ".

 

[Martster]

"Humans tasty lets eat them all" "yum" "yum"

 

[whycantibelinus]

Both from the Dragon Age review, they made me crack the fuck up.

"Like you're trying to read a manual on cock sucking while your first customer is already speeding towards your gums."

"If you don't like fantasy RPG's then i guess you can just go off and have sex with people instead."

 

[Kungfu_Teddybear]

"As the exasperated zoo keeper said to the last Panda on Earth, FUCK THAT!!" - Halo Wars

 

[jmd102993]

"The moral of this story, never stick your dick in a pudding, it might still be good pudding, and you can spend all afternoon explaining that, but no one is going to want to eat it because you STUCK YOUR DICK IN IT"

i've actualy used this in real conversation

 

[DarkDain]

"I am a monster truck that walks like a man!"

 

[Sinbeans]

From Silent Hill 2 review: "It's a fascinating voyage of pain and despair that leaves you emotionally drained and satisfied like fucking a burning dolphin."

Awesome!

 

[CK76]

Clap! Clap! Oi!

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"... Is the day I swallow razor wire, pull one end out of my ass and floss myself to death!"

 

[Meta 99]

"No and go fuck yourself you ignorant scare-mongering cockbags"
while on the screen it had
"No and I consider your argument misinformed"
The fact that the text took the piss out of him made me die of laughter.

 

[Exius Xavarus]

"Shurikens and lightning!"

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Then you and your enemy are taken a pocket dimension, were pain is god and Jack is the pope." -Dead to Rights: Retribution.