Favourite game sayings ever

[leirbag]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

Ravel Puzzlewell, in Planescape: Torment.

"War... war never changes."

Ron Perlman as the Fallout series narrator.

 

[TheCameraman]

"So, if I'm not mistaken, you're not Doctor Loboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die. Thank you sir."

Crispin -Psychonauts.

That game is littered with brilliant dialogue.

Also: "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious. Special delivery today!"

The Milkman -Psychonauts.

 

[nixubaby]

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back... one bullet at a time" *cocks Desert Eagle*

Max Payne 2:Fall Of Max Payne.

"Is that an alien?"
"I don´t know... Lets kill it!!!" From Crysis Warhead

 

[ace_of_something]

Pretty much anything that Minsc from Baulder's Gate said.

"Magic is impressive... but Now MINSC LEADS! SWORDS FOR EVERYONE!"
"Evil is around every corner... careful not to step in any."
"ooh.. ehhh.. argh.. I'm getting a bad case of armor chafe"

Computer: Press any key to continue.
Marine: Uh, which one's the "any" key?.

I love you, Starcraft

Actually, I'm pretty sure that was a referance to [a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaTG-LIQ7sY]The Simpsons[/a]

 

[Malkure]

"Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!!!"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

"I have come to destroy you" - Dreadnought from the Dawn of War II intro movie

 

[Constable Narwhal]

"Hail to the king baby!"

 

[rickthetrick]

"Ahhh good to the last drop"

Bruce Campbell in Double Helix when you use one of the intereactive urinals

 

[socialtangent]

"Spy's sappin' mah sentry!" - Engineer, Team Fortress 2
"I will assist your suicide!" - Yoshimitsu, Soul Calibur 2
"Aye, me ol' bottle o' scrumpeh!" - Demoman, Team Fortress 2
"His head exploded! SUCH JOY!" - Richtofen, CoD: W@W, Shi No Numa Zombie map

 

[Fraught]

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back... one bullet at a time" *cocks Desert Eagle*

I'll let you people guess

Max Payne 2: Fall of Max Payne.

Cookie?

 

[Mehplep]

Gotta go with TF2 as some people already have. They have some absolute hilarious quotes there... especially the spy xD

"Kaboom to you, sir!"
"Don't feel bad... you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!"
"Your precious sandwich wont save you now, fatty!"
"Hahahahahha, laughter really is the best medicine!"
"Oh, you almost healed me to death that time!"
"May I borrow your earpiece? This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry!"
"Well, off to visit your mother!"
"Here lies scout: he ran fast, and died a virgin!"
"So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people!"
"You disgust me, filthy jar-man..."
"Hahahahaha, you live in a VAN!"
"At least you died for honor... and my amusement!"

 

[AngloDoom]

Not really in a game, just about games...well, about police-work, but includes games...

Shut up.

Anyway; "Stop thinking police, start thinking Playstation: blow shit up!"

It was from that Triple-X film, I believe, which was crap but that saying is just plain awesome, even the way it almost shows the childish love of explosions that seems to be just a fascination with men.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

Anything said by the grunts in Halo.

 

[GoldenRaz]

The name's Axel, got it memorized? (Axel, KH2)

Well, do you? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrbjzxJxkBw]
Extra hilarious the time when he says it two times in a matter of seconds....

"Stop poking me!" - Irritated Grunt in Warcraft III
Come to think of it, a bunch of stuff the units in WC3 says it you click on them repeatedly...

 

[Simriel]

DO A BARREL ROLL

You win +5 awesome points.

 

[SsilverR]

where i'm from we face our enemies ... and if they're unarmed WE OFFER THEM A SWORD!! - prince, POP warrior within

solid: who are you!?
liquid: i'm you snake, i'm your shadow
solid: what!?
liquid: why not ask the father you killed, i'll send you to hell to meet him

 

[similar.squirrel]

'Thees is getting fucking annoyeeng!'

 

[Satin6T]

"So, if I'm not mistaken, you're not Doctor Loboto, you don't pay my salary, so kindly back away from my elevator and die. Thank you sir."

Crispin -Psychonauts.

That game is littered with brilliant dialogue.

Also: "I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious. Special delivery today!"

The Milkman -Psychonauts.

damn someone got the Psychonauts quotes
but ya forget to put in

"Over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies."
and "THE SQUIRRELS HAVE EYES!"

 

[Wadders]

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back... one bullet at a time" *cocks Desert Eagle*

Max Payne 2:Fall Of Max Payne.

"Is that an alien?"
"I don´t know... Lets kill it!!!" From Crysis Warhead

Well done

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back... one bullet at a time" *cocks Desert Eagle*

I'll let you people guess

Max Payne 2: Fall of Max Payne.

Cookie?

Well the guy above beat ya to the punch, but I'm feeling generous, so why not

*gives cookie*

 

[snaaaake]

"Don't be worried. That is perfectly normal. I just have to destroy this facilty now." Crow Guilty Gear xx Accent Core Plus.
"Come here, you bastard. (Bang! Counter shot) Dan Smith Killer 7.
"Oops it looks like my little trick didn't work on you. Tricks are for kids Kun, I'm an old man." Kun Lan/ Harmen Smith KIller 7.