Favourite Lines From Video Games
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My favourite is in Ultima 7, when you forget to feed your party for a while and they start complaining about how hungry they are. I walked into one of the ritual murder sites, where two gypsies were gruesomely quartered, and one of them shouted "I MUST EAT NOW!"
The Info conversation with Ike, Soren, and Aimee the shopgirl was full of awesomeness.
Here it is in its entirety.
Aimee: Oh... It's like a dream come true. My hero, standing right in front of me. Somebody pinch me.
Ike: Hey, if you don't let go of my hand, I can't pay you for anything.
Aimee: No! My darling... Let us not spoil our time together with talk of money! Speak sweetly to me, handsome.
Ike: Listen, lady. This is a shop, and I'm a customer. What's so sweet about that?
Aimee: Oh, such cold words... My hero plays hard to get! You're only making me more interested.
Ike: Will you let go of my hand? Please?
Aimee: Then tell me I'm beautiful! Tell me I'm more beautiful than any woman in this camp!
Ike: ...And then you'll let go of my hand?
Aimee: Of course. I'll even give you everything you want for free.
Ike: Oh! All right, then...
???: No, Ike! Don't say another word!
Aimee: That voice! It's--
(Soren appears)
Ike: C'mon, Soren. She's going to give us everything! For free!
Soren: Nothing in life is free, Ike. Suppose you said what she asked you to say, hmm? What then? You'd hear it all over the camp. In nearby villages. Eventually, the entire country would be saying it! "Ike, hero of the Mad King's War, is in love with Aimee the shopgirl." Rumors can quickly spin out of control.
Ike: Come off it. You're exaggerating.
Aimee: Ooh, don't be so sure. With my network of merchants, I'll spread the word to the four corners of Tellius! Within half a year, everyone will know! Then you will be mine forever, Ike! You'll have no choice at all!
Ike: Man, you go right for the neck, don't you? All right, Soren. She's all yours.
Soren: Yes, sir. What I do now, I do for the good of the company.
(Ike disappears)
Aimee: No, Ike! Don't go! Don't do this to me!
(Soren moves closer)
Soren: Well, now. Shall we get on with our business? You're looking more beautiful than ever, Miss Aimee. A true delight for the eyes.
Aimee: Ooo... Now you're talking, you little lady-killer!
Soren: I know you won't discount the goods to nothing, since it's coming from me. So... How about you cut your prices down by three-quarters?
Aimee: Ooh... Decisions, decisions.
Soren: You're a diamond, and other beorc only glass beads, Miss Aimee. I'll buy more than enough to justify the discount.
Aimee: Half price, maybe.
Soren: A touch less than three-quarters, then. What do you say, rose of Tellius? O goddess of desire?
Aimee: All right, you win! Just this time, mind you. Take this.
Soren: Ah, a Silver Card. I can buy everything for half price at all of the shops?
Aimee: That's right. Remember what I said, though. It's a limited-time deal. I'll have to take it away soon. Oh, and while you own this card, you won't be able to sell your weapons as raw material. Got that?
Soren: Understood, Miss Aimee. Stay beautiful.
Here it is in its entirety.
Aimee: Oh... It's like a dream come true. My hero, standing right in front of me. Somebody pinch me.
Ike: Hey, if you don't let go of my hand, I can't pay you for anything.
Aimee: No! My darling... Let us not spoil our time together with talk of money! Speak sweetly to me, handsome.
Ike: Listen, lady. This is a shop, and I'm a customer. What's so sweet about that?
Aimee: Oh, such cold words... My hero plays hard to get! You're only making me more interested.
Ike: Will you let go of my hand? Please?
Aimee: Then tell me I'm beautiful! Tell me I'm more beautiful than any woman in this camp!
Ike: ...And then you'll let go of my hand?
Aimee: Of course. I'll even give you everything you want for free.
Ike: Oh! All right, then...
???: No, Ike! Don't say another word!
Aimee: That voice! It's--
(Soren appears)
Ike: C'mon, Soren. She's going to give us everything! For free!
Soren: Nothing in life is free, Ike. Suppose you said what she asked you to say, hmm? What then? You'd hear it all over the camp. In nearby villages. Eventually, the entire country would be saying it! "Ike, hero of the Mad King's War, is in love with Aimee the shopgirl." Rumors can quickly spin out of control.
Ike: Come off it. You're exaggerating.
Aimee: Ooh, don't be so sure. With my network of merchants, I'll spread the word to the four corners of Tellius! Within half a year, everyone will know! Then you will be mine forever, Ike! You'll have no choice at all!
Ike: Man, you go right for the neck, don't you? All right, Soren. She's all yours.
Soren: Yes, sir. What I do now, I do for the good of the company.
(Ike disappears)
Aimee: No, Ike! Don't go! Don't do this to me!
(Soren moves closer)
Soren: Well, now. Shall we get on with our business? You're looking more beautiful than ever, Miss Aimee. A true delight for the eyes.
Aimee: Ooo... Now you're talking, you little lady-killer!
Soren: I know you won't discount the goods to nothing, since it's coming from me. So... How about you cut your prices down by three-quarters?
Aimee: Ooh... Decisions, decisions.
Soren: You're a diamond, and other beorc only glass beads, Miss Aimee. I'll buy more than enough to justify the discount.
Aimee: Half price, maybe.
Soren: A touch less than three-quarters, then. What do you say, rose of Tellius? O goddess of desire?
Aimee: All right, you win! Just this time, mind you. Take this.
Soren: Ah, a Silver Card. I can buy everything for half price at all of the shops?
Aimee: That's right. Remember what I said, though. It's a limited-time deal. I'll have to take it away soon. Oh, and while you own this card, you won't be able to sell your weapons as raw material. Got that?
Soren: Understood, Miss Aimee. Stay beautiful.
"Plunderbunny!" - Secret of Monkey Island. One whole internets to whoever knows where exactly that line's from.
Or, from good old Devil May Cry 3:
"What's your name?"
"I don't have a name."
"Well, what should I call you then?"
"I don't care! Whatever you want."
"Whatever, Lady."
And thus is she known as Lady.
"I never thought I'd make it this far playing covers." - Guitar Hero 1's ending magazine, quote from 'you.'
Or PS:T:
Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.
Or, from good old Devil May Cry 3:
"What's your name?"
"I don't have a name."
"Well, what should I call you then?"
"I don't care! Whatever you want."
"Whatever, Lady."
And thus is she known as Lady.
"I never thought I'd make it this far playing covers." - Guitar Hero 1's ending magazine, quote from 'you.'
Or PS:T:
Nordom: Attention; Morte. I have a question. Do you have a destiny? A purpose?
Morte: Is Annah still wearing clothes?
Nordom: Affirmatory.
Morte: Then the answer is yes.
Almost every line from Armed and Dangerous was a riot.
Roman: He'll cut open the beast's stomach, and stick Rexus among the warm innards.
Q1-11: No need for that...just stick 'em in here!
Beast proceeds to screech and run rampant, Rexus flailing wildly from behind.
Q1-11: eh....works better when they're dead.
Rexus: You don't need to see our papers
Guards: We don't need to see your papers
Rexus: You're um...uh....
Guards: We're um...uh....
Rexus: Quick! What should I tell them, I'm running out of power!
Guards: Quick....What should he tell us...He's running out of power....
Q1-11: Tell them... tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, scottish miners!
Roman: Look, just tell 'em we're not the one's they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait! Wait. I can handle this. Um...uh...you're both ehhh....French!
Guards: We Surrender!
Sparks: I AM THE KING'S MESSENGER, SPARKS. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
Roman: We 'ave some demands for the king.
Sparks: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up I'm a LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.
Sparks: Now, you say you're offering some Lamaz classes for the king?
Roman: No, no...DEMANDS for the king.
Sparks: Alright, tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.
/Cut to Sparks and King Forge
Sparks: Your HIGHNESS.
King Forge: What is it they want?
Sparks: Thank you sire, I designed it myself!
King Forge: WHAT DO THEY WANT?
/Roman: Tell the king we wanna talk with 'im.
/Sparks to Forge: THEY WANT TO WALK WITH YOU.
/Roman: And that we have his son.
/Sparks to Forge: THEY'VE GOT LOADS OF GUNS, SO NO WORRIES THERE.
/Roman: Tell 'im we want Lily back!
/Sparks: THEY SAY THEY WANT THEIR WILLIES BACK.
/Roman: Heh, I'm startin' to like this. Yeah yeah, and some yummy food and lodging
/Sparks: FOLLOWING THIS, THEY'D LIKE A BLOODY LEWD RODGERING.
/Jonesy: You think he understood?
Roman: Oh yeah...
/King Forge: Messenger Sparks, could you escort me to the battlements please?
/Sparks comes flying from the top of the castle landing in front of the Lionhearts
Roman: What 'appened?
Sparks: YES, THAT'S WHY I WEAR A BRA! *croaks*
Rexus: Right, firsts thing's first. Take your scalpel, and make a small circumcision.
Q1-11: Don't you mean incsio-
Rexus: DON'T ARGUE! We don't have time!
/King Forge: What? Wh-wh-what is it? They've dressed him in women's clothes and blown his leg off, now what?
King's Aide: They're circumcising him....
/Rexus: Right, ya nearly done?
Q1-11: Yes, just got to get that last bit...
Roman: ...What the @*%* are you doing?! The leg! Reattach the leg!
Q1-11: Oh alright....
Sitg: Sthig feel very happy....
Jonesy: Oh, you don't know the half of it....
Q1-11: That'll be the morphine
Roman: The walls are too high to jump. Q, can you toss me?
Q1-11: What?!?
Roman: Caan yoou tosss mee OVER?
Q1-11: Oh....I can certainly try.
Roman: Guard this girl with all your-
Shrub Sergeant: EHP! Sorry, we don't protect humans.
Q1-11: Her name's Lily, and she's a big fan of flowers.
Shrub Sergeant: We will guard her with our lives!
Jonesy: Wait, where are YOU goin'?
Farmer: Eh, my tea is waiting....
Jonesy: No it isn't.
Farmer: Yes it is!
Jonesy: Stop or I'll...
Farmer: I won't!
Jonesy: Not so fast...
Farmer: That's what your mama said to me last night!
Roman, Rexus, Q1-11: *snicker*
Jonesy: What? Well your mama told me tha--
Farmer: Nononoono I am very serious, she stayed over..uhh...Here she comes with the tea!
Q1-11: TEA!!!
Jonesy's Mum: There we go darling...a nice cup of tea for my RELENTLESS...
Jonesy: Mum?!
Roman: He'll cut open the beast's stomach, and stick Rexus among the warm innards.
Q1-11: No need for that...just stick 'em in here!
Beast proceeds to screech and run rampant, Rexus flailing wildly from behind.
Q1-11: eh....works better when they're dead.
Rexus: You don't need to see our papers
Guards: We don't need to see your papers
Rexus: You're um...uh....
Guards: We're um...uh....
Rexus: Quick! What should I tell them, I'm running out of power!
Guards: Quick....What should he tell us...He's running out of power....
Q1-11: Tell them... tell them they're both teapots!
Jonesy: No, scottish miners!
Roman: Look, just tell 'em we're not the one's they're looking for.
Rexus: Wait! Wait. I can handle this. Um...uh...you're both ehhh....French!
Guards: We Surrender!
Sparks: I AM THE KING'S MESSENGER, SPARKS. WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?
Roman: We 'ave some demands for the king.
Sparks: Sorry, you're going to have to speak up I'm a LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.
Sparks: Now, you say you're offering some Lamaz classes for the king?
Roman: No, no...DEMANDS for the king.
Sparks: Alright, tell me what you want and I'll relay the information.
/Cut to Sparks and King Forge
Sparks: Your HIGHNESS.
King Forge: What is it they want?
Sparks: Thank you sire, I designed it myself!
King Forge: WHAT DO THEY WANT?
/Roman: Tell the king we wanna talk with 'im.
/Sparks to Forge: THEY WANT TO WALK WITH YOU.
/Roman: And that we have his son.
/Sparks to Forge: THEY'VE GOT LOADS OF GUNS, SO NO WORRIES THERE.
/Roman: Tell 'im we want Lily back!
/Sparks: THEY SAY THEY WANT THEIR WILLIES BACK.
/Roman: Heh, I'm startin' to like this. Yeah yeah, and some yummy food and lodging
/Sparks: FOLLOWING THIS, THEY'D LIKE A BLOODY LEWD RODGERING.
/Jonesy: You think he understood?
Roman: Oh yeah...
/King Forge: Messenger Sparks, could you escort me to the battlements please?
/Sparks comes flying from the top of the castle landing in front of the Lionhearts
Roman: What 'appened?
Sparks: YES, THAT'S WHY I WEAR A BRA! *croaks*
Rexus: Right, firsts thing's first. Take your scalpel, and make a small circumcision.
Q1-11: Don't you mean incsio-
Rexus: DON'T ARGUE! We don't have time!
/King Forge: What? Wh-wh-what is it? They've dressed him in women's clothes and blown his leg off, now what?
King's Aide: They're circumcising him....
/Rexus: Right, ya nearly done?
Q1-11: Yes, just got to get that last bit...
Roman: ...What the @*%* are you doing?! The leg! Reattach the leg!
Q1-11: Oh alright....
Sitg: Sthig feel very happy....
Jonesy: Oh, you don't know the half of it....
Q1-11: That'll be the morphine
Roman: The walls are too high to jump. Q, can you toss me?
Q1-11: What?!?
Roman: Caan yoou tosss mee OVER?
Q1-11: Oh....I can certainly try.
Roman: Guard this girl with all your-
Shrub Sergeant: EHP! Sorry, we don't protect humans.
Q1-11: Her name's Lily, and she's a big fan of flowers.
Shrub Sergeant: We will guard her with our lives!
Jonesy: Wait, where are YOU goin'?
Farmer: Eh, my tea is waiting....
Jonesy: No it isn't.
Farmer: Yes it is!
Jonesy: Stop or I'll...
Farmer: I won't!
Jonesy: Not so fast...
Farmer: That's what your mama said to me last night!
Roman, Rexus, Q1-11: *snicker*
Jonesy: What? Well your mama told me tha--
Farmer: Nononoono I am very serious, she stayed over..uhh...Here she comes with the tea!
Q1-11: TEA!!!
Jonesy's Mum: There we go darling...a nice cup of tea for my RELENTLESS...
Jonesy: Mum?!
From Halo 3
Australian Marine after shooting a flood combat form "Oh, God, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"
Sergeant Johnson - "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
Marines - Hoo-rah!
Gears of War
Augustus Cole: I'm gonna find me some Locust and I'm gonna ruin their day! You know what I mean? I bring the pain!
Dominic Santiago: Man, don't you ever get tired?
Augustus Cole: Hell to the no!
Marcus Fenix: Fine. We'll go to Plan B. [to Dom] You got a Plan B?
Dominic Santiago: What? Hell no!
Marcus Fenix: Shit...!
Australian Marine after shooting a flood combat form "Oh, God, I recognized that one! That was Bob!"
Sergeant Johnson - "Dear humanity, we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy ass fleet!"
Marines - Hoo-rah!
Gears of War
Augustus Cole: I'm gonna find me some Locust and I'm gonna ruin their day! You know what I mean? I bring the pain!
Dominic Santiago: Man, don't you ever get tired?
Augustus Cole: Hell to the no!
Marcus Fenix: Fine. We'll go to Plan B. [to Dom] You got a Plan B?
Dominic Santiago: What? Hell no!
Marcus Fenix: Shit...!
Republic Commando: Fixer upon finding a clone dead because of an adjacent lightsaber:
"Weapon for a more civillized age, heh, well times have changed."
"Weapon for a more civillized age, heh, well times have changed."
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Weasel:I got the dough and it's time to blow.
Funny thing is I was playing that and the Weasel said that and once he go to blow he was blown to pieces by a rocket launcher.
Weasel:You Motha F*^%er (Smashing someones head in with a baseball bat or shooting them with a Tommygun)
Weasel:I got the dough and it's time to blow.
Funny thing is I was playing that and the Weasel said that and once he go to blow he was blown to pieces by a rocket launcher.
Weasel:You Motha F*^%er (Smashing someones head in with a baseball bat or shooting them with a Tommygun)
There was one i liked on Rainbow six: Vegas when i killed a terrorist i heard some else scream "he owed me money!" priceless
was just playing KOTOR and in a ship this happend.
pilot- sir i just heard a strange noise coming from medlab.
cap- really? play it back for me.
(recording)
(ladys voice)- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(smashing sound)
(evil voice)- I HAVE COME FOR THE JEDI!
cap- mmmmmm that sounds strange better have a look, lets go!
pilot- sir i just heard a strange noise coming from medlab.
cap- really? play it back for me.
(recording)
(ladys voice)- ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(smashing sound)
(evil voice)- I HAVE COME FOR THE JEDI!
cap- mmmmmm that sounds strange better have a look, lets go!
Ahh, the soul still burns. I used to skip the replay sequence sometimes, so I'd hear something along the lines of "Sophitia was seriously wounded, but Rock wins!"
Grim Fandango has some of my favorite lines.
Manny: "I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling."
Manny: "This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits..."
At Manny Calavera's club/casino
Manny: "How's the flow tonight?"
Lupe: "We're dead tonight, Manny. Everybody's back home for the Day of the Dead, I guess...
...except for the casino. The casino's hopping.
Why is it that all the people who don't go home are the same people who just love to gamble?"
Manny: "Well, I guess when you've got nothing to go home to, you've got nothing to lose."
Lupe: "Hey, we should put that over the door!"
Manny(last lines): "You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: nobody knows what's gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip."
I love this game.
Manny: "I just locked an open door... strange, yet symbolically compelling."
Manny: "This deck of cards is a little frayed around the edges, but then again so am I and I've got fewer suits..."
At Manny Calavera's club/casino
Manny: "How's the flow tonight?"
Lupe: "We're dead tonight, Manny. Everybody's back home for the Day of the Dead, I guess...
...except for the casino. The casino's hopping.
Why is it that all the people who don't go home are the same people who just love to gamble?"
Manny: "Well, I guess when you've got nothing to go home to, you've got nothing to lose."
Lupe: "Hey, we should put that over the door!"
Manny(last lines): "You know, sweetheart, if there's one thing I've learned, it's this: nobody knows what's gonna happen at the end of the line, so you might as well enjoy the trip."
I love this game.