Favourite Lines From Video Games

[Iron_will]

Half life 2: Episode 2

"Sheckly"

"What"

"Sheckly"

"WHAT!"

"Forget it"

 

[Anarchemitis]

In absoloute concurrence, every word dropped by HK-47's vocabulator was solid gold as was the awesome emmited by Jesus.

Not nessecarily from a video game, but it had a game made of it's sequel: Ghost in the Shell.

[Large Tank is Destroyed by Batou]
Batou: You don't look so good. How are you feeling?

Mokoto: I've had better days. What the hell did you use?

Batou: Your standard issue big gun.

 

[brabz]

Oddworld: Abe's Oddyssey: Mullock saw what I was doing....he was pissed off. -Abe the Mudokon

BioShock: A Man chooses; a slave obeys! - Andrew Ryan

SMB: I'm sorry, but the Princess is in another castle! -Toad

Star Wars: Masters of the Tera Kasi: Nothing beats a blasting. -Han Solo

 

[L4Y Duke]

How about this one from Ratchet: Gladiator?

Droid: Hey boss, when this is all over, I'd like to do it again. And again.

 

[stevesan]

"Spectacular, you appear to understand how a portal affects forward momentum, or to be more precise, how it does not" - GLaDOS

"Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out." - a brilliantly simple expression of momentum conservation...by the laws of Portal

 

[Choukou]

Beneath a Steel Sky.

You: Are the pipes important?

Boss of the pipe-making factory: What do you think this city is built on?

You: Rock 'n' roll?

 

[dade-]

Well, since that makes you my new boss, take a good look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation. I don't have time to write a letter.

-JC Denton, Deus Ex

 

[Knight Templar]

gordon freeman:..........

 

[Anton P. Nym]

***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL***

Greetings. You're asking yourself: Is this a trap or just
a dead end?

You shouldn't ask yourself such worthless questions. Aim
higher. Try this: why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
my purpose in this universe?

(Answers: 'Cause you are. 'Cause you do. 'Cause I got a
shotgun, and you ain't got one.)

Notably Unstable,
Durandal

P.S. If things around here aren't working, it's because I'm
laughing so hard.

***END MESSAGE***

-- Steve

 

[monodiabloloco]

My personal single favorite line:
from Alice:
Cheshire Cat: "When is a Croquet mallet like a billy club? Whenever you want it to be."

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Beneath a Steel Sky.

You: Are the pipes important?

Boss of the pipe-making factory: What do you think this city is built on?

You: Rock 'n' roll?

This wins, just for a reference to a classic rock song.

 

[Mairsil the Pretender]

"Rise and shine, wake up and smell the ashes Mr. Freeman."
"Time to wake up Mr. Freeman, not to imply that you've been sleeping on the job."
And anything else ending in "mr. freeman."

I can quote that from memory, with the weird pauses.

Rise... and Shine..., Mr. Freeman. Rise... and Shine... Not that I mean toimply you have beensleepingon the job. No one is more deserving, of a ressssst. and alltheeffort in theworld would have gonetowasteuntil...well, lets just say your...hourhas, come again.

the right man inthe wrong place canmake all the difference, intheworlllldddd. sooooo, wake up, Mr. freeman. weakeupand...smelltheashes.

 

[Duck Sandwich]

"Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!" - Ship pilot, WarHeads

 

[Corporal Fitz.]

In Mass Effect when the Rachni are first encountered,

Kaidan: "What was that? What was that?"

Wrex: "Probably just debris, don't worry I'll protect you."

In Halo

Arbiter: "Were it so easy"

Rtas Vadum: "These are my Elites their lives matter to me, yours does not"
Arbiter: "That makes two of us"

Wrex and the Arbiter have a lot of good ones.

 

[Beaux]

"KABOOOM!"

-Team Fortress 2 Demoman

(you'd get it if you played the game and payed attention to the taunts)

 

[RoundhouseR]

anything that HK-47 said, ever.
Mercenary: Hey! Y-you... you can't rip me to pieces! I'll die!
HK-47: Amendment: I did forget that. Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized meatbags!

anything said by GLaDOS:
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. SHALL. NOT. BE. MOURNED. That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you're adopted, so that's funny too."

some halo classics:
"Did I give you permission to *****, soldier?"
"But I'm too pretty to die!"

 

[i_am_undead]

pretty much any wrestler description from "Fire Pro Wrestling Returns"... They are all ridiculous - this is a "must play," by the way. I don't really like wrestling games, but this one was like the old royal rumble titles on the sega genesis.

 

[Kza]

Disgaea 1
(Laharl just MURDERED Midboss)
Midboss: Uhh... sudden... stomache cramps. Gotta go to the bathroom. BAI (*runs for the hills*)

Portal has some good ones too.

"Did you know? You can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture science self esteem fund for girls. It's true!"

"We will stop enhancing the truth in 3... 2... *she does not continue to one*"

 

[cuchillo0]

i got a bunch of them on the mgs3 radio. mostly are from paramedic...