Favourite movie one liners

[Tyrant T100]

Can we get a thread going full of the best cheesy one liners, preferably from action films, Arnie probably has the best one liners IMO, but let's see your favourites.

My Personal Favourite one liner.
Let off some steam Bennett from Commando:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc5Jgs85fcI

 

[SweetLiquidSnake]

It's a short one but it stands out. In Tropic Thunder, in the scene where the truck blows up, and Ben Stiller's character is dazed and the sound is all muted, he looks around and sees his squadmates all ravaged then looks and sees Jack Black's character screaming "MY ASS!! MY ASS!!

I guess the term "My Ass" would technically be the one liner

 

[Randomologist]

Inb4 several lines from Gunnery Sgt. Hartman.
"Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, No sir!"
"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

 

[zfactor]

*looks around*

"I'll be back."

*drives truck through door*

 

[Hippobatman]

Yipee-kai-yay, ************!

I love Die Hard.

 

[Pyromaniak3]

THIS!!! IS!!! SPARTA!!!

 

[u4527646]

Well I'm a little BI-FURIOUS!

 

[Tyrant T100]

Yipee-kai-yay, ************!

I love Die Hard.

I probably liked that line the most when it was in Die Hard 2, just thought it was a bit more spectacular with the exploding plane.

 

[Ohhi]

Your Immunity's just been revoked

got to love lethal weapon

 

[Shoggoth2588]

Inb4 several lines from Gunnery Sgt. Hartman.
"Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, No sir!"
"Bullshit, I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

"Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

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you know what, I don't think I can top those 2 Full Metal Jacket lines.

 

[Tyrant T100]

Hell there were even some good Vader one liners in Star Wars.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_3f46NrNU8

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

That would be this one

Spoiler

 

[Truehare]

"Hail to the king, baby!"

I can't believe no one mentioned Ash yet!

My favorite is not the above though, but the one in Dead by Dawn when we first see the awesome chainsaw-arm:

"Groovy!"

EDIT: Ash's one-liners could fill a whole thread, in fact...

 

[Hippobatman]

Yipee-kai-yay, ************!

I love Die Hard.

I probably liked that line the most when it was in Die Hard 2, just thought it was a bit more spectacular with the exploding plane.

Really? I've always thought the second was the weakest in the series.

Anyway, when I want some action, a Die Hard marathon isn't the worst alternative.

 

[Tyrant T100]

"Hail to the king, baby!"

I can't believe no one mentioned Ash yet!

My favorite is not the above though, but the one in Dead by Dawn when we first see the awesome chainsaw-arm:

"Groovy!"

Another possible inspiration for the Duke.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso

 

[Drakane]

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean the ones in the Winnebago." Lord Helmet, Spaceballs.

Not sure if its action movie style one liner... but gd its good.

And since Full Metal Jacket is getting tossed around:

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you."

 

[Smagmuck_]

"Black Hawk down, we have a Black hawk down." Guess what film that's from and tell me you didn't get the "Oh, shit." felling.

 

[Robert2812]

"You just disintegrated Einstein!"

 

[shwnbob]

"She dated twins...at the same time?"