Favourite movie one liners

PureChaos

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Austin Powers: Nice to mole you... meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.

Austin Powers: Don't say mole.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Now stop.

Austin Powers: I said mole.

Foxxy Cleopatra: Stop.

Number Three: Bye.

Austin Powers: Mole.

Austin Powers: Mole.

Austin Powers: Mole.

Basil Exposition: Oh, shut up!

Austin Powers: Moley, moley, moley, moley, moley!
 

Tyrant T100

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My turn from V for Vendetta.

Instant K4rma said:
"Aww jeez, you're bleeding, sir."

"I ain't got time to bleed."
Reminds me of a scene from the Crazies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrW-9qUOLfs
 

RedEyesBlackGamer

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Nouw said:
"This is my BOOM STICK!"

Everything and anything Ashley Williams says is gold.
Ninja'd.
"Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun." Hell, half of the things he says in Army of Darkness.
But the most epic one-liner is simply, "Groovy."
 

Jezzascmezza

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"We've got a man who wants to die for his country... Oblige him."
Brad Pitt in Inglourious Basterds, sending a nazi to his baseball bat assisted death.
 

ApeShapeDeity

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There are certain films that are just chock full of one liner gold, pretty well all mentioned previously;

Full Metal Jacket
Evil Dead: Army of Darkness
Die Hard (all of them)
Terminator (all of them)
Zombie flicks (soooo many of them)
ANYTHING where Hunter S. Thompson was involved (at all)

So, here's a few that haven't been mentioned yet...

Commando (Arnie)
Gril: "Where did (he) go?"
Arnie: (Having just dropped a guy off a cliff) I let him go...

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegeas
Hunter: You can turn your back on a man, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's wielding a 10 inch hunting knife.

Beverly Hills Vamp
Sexy vampire: Is that a stake in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Geek: It's a steak! DIE *****! (impales her)

Edit: Oh, yeah. Don't forget Scarface. Brilliant!
 

MetalMaz

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Now I will kill you untill you die from it!

and,

We'll settle this the old Navy way. First one to die, loses.


Both from Hotshots part deux, both those films are amazing.

Not a one liner, but too good to miss out. From Naked Gun 2 1/2: the smell of fear



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Frank: Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?

Jane: He's Caucasian.

Ed: Caucasian?

Jane: Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three.

Frank: Awfully big moustache.
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RIP Leslie Nielson, you were amazing.
 

octafish

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Put that coffee down... Coffee's for closers only.


LOOK UPON ME! I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!

Sonovabitch must pay.

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favourite head up against the bar room wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
 

Scarim Coral

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That guy from Predator

"I ain't got time to bleed"

As chessy as it sound, to me it is pure class!
 

MrJKapowey

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'Hag!'

'My my, here come the fuzz.'

I love Hot Fuzz...


...and also Tropic Thunder.
 

robot slipper

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Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction after casually shooting someone in the head while having a conversation with someone else in the room:

Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?