Favourite NPC line?

[ZaxqZombie]

He's Dead(one guy)...Hoorah!(crowed of soldiers)

from edf 2017

 

[Dfskelleton]

Anything said by GLaDOS takes the cake (no pun intended), but that's too easy. Therefore, I shall go with either of these:
"It's official: you suck!"

-Shao Kahn​

"HE'S CLIMIN' OUT THE WINDEAGH!"

-Innsmouth citizen in CoCCotE noticing me climning out a window​

 

[GenericAmerican]

"Why doesn't he just pause the game? I mean if someone comes along he is screwed...I mean we're fine, we can fight back, but this idiot is going to come back and see a big 'GAME OVER' plastered all over his monitor."

..."What the hell are you talking about?"

"look at him, he has been standing there for several minutes."

"Yeah and?"

"He should pause the game."

"What game?"

"This ga...wait, you don't--never mind."

 

[GenericAmerican]

"It's raining money!"
"Patch me up for god's sake!"
"I'm hit! Bloodly well do something!"

DOSH!!!!!

 

[gyllybug]

Dragon Age 2 has fantastic lines coming out of it's arse but a personal favourite is:

Isabela: "I like big boats, I cannot lie."

So. Full. Of. Win.

 

[ZaxqZombie]

Best. Dream. Ever.

Ahaha,just watched this,and its bloody awesome ;')

Turd MISSILES!

Lmao how is that supposed to make snake feel better???

 

[Vonnis]

Farnham the drunk from the first diablo will have always have a special place in my heart for just sitting there on the ground absolutely shitfaced telling me "Moderation is the key!".

 

[ZaxqZombie]

"BLARG!" Random Elite in Halo

Or "WOOP WOOP WOOP!"

 

[Dango]

"Stop right there criminal scum!" is my personal favorite.

 

[ZonerZ]

I think Oblivion's Sheogorath was made with this kind of forum in mind. Doesn't even seem fair to the other characters to drop him in here. Like dropping an A-bomb in the middle of a kids soccer tryout.

I'm so happy I could just tear out your intestines and strangle you with them!

Jyggalag! He is the Prince of Order. Or biscuits...no, no, Order! And not in a good way. Bleak. Colorless. Dead. Boring, boring, BORING! And not a fan of my work, I can tell you. Hates it, hates me. You've seen his knights. Not the warm and cuddly sort.

Jyggalag's forces are gathering in the Fringe...And I HATE IT when people gather forces in my Fringe!

I once dug a pit and filled it with clouds....or was it clowns.... it doesn't matter, it didn't slow him down. But it really began to smell! Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell, they taste of butter. And tears.

... and OUT comes the intestines! And I skip rope with them!

 

[Stammer]

Pretty much any line spoken in Red Alert 3. For example, in the third(?) Soviet mission, at the beginning you have a bunch of torpedo submarines defending your base against an Allied dolphin attack. One of your Conscripts say, "As a boy I dreamed about torpedo attack on dolphin."

Or when you're attacking New York City one of your Conscripts say, "This place will be called Commander-grad... I think."

Spoiler: This might not count being from a live-action communication from Tim Curry, but...

 

[teebeeohh]

"heads up JC. Your brother Paul is on his way to meet you at the dock. The NSF is raiding the island and shots have been fired. I repeat: find Paul, i will monitor your situation from HQ"


now somebody post that damned picture.

 

[smudgey]

Midna, Twilight Princess: "This village is full of idiots." She also hums her own theme.

 

[Demitri Kamoraz]

"Yo, get a load a' dis shit!"
"I don't want any of your shit! And fuck you too!"
-Alone in the Dark Parody

 

[SirDerick]

"Indeed, Avitus"

 

[madeleinehatter]

It's always funny to me when I hear NPCs in Red Dead Redemption saying, "Capitan De Santa duerme con otros hombres!" at the most random times. Maybe it's the way they say it.

 

[Demitri Kamoraz]

"When you see a giraffe, have you ever just kinda wanted to wrap your arms around it, and mabye your legs, JUST to see what it felt like, up their, swaying in the fucking wind?"

 

[v3n0mat3]

Pretty much ANYTHING Legion (Mass Effect 2) says.

Oh, and King Forge:

Spoiler

"I never tire of that sound."
Cracks me the hell up.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

Embraaace the shadow!

 

[josh797]

I like shorts, they are comfy and easy to wear!

pokemon red.

Yeah that's one thing that's always baffled me about Pokemon. Many of the nondescript NPC trainers you run into between cities say the most mind bogglingly random lines.
"I like shorts"
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...what?

"My inner tube looks like a big doughnut."
*insert Pokemon Trainer Battle intro music here*
...huh?

it must be a symptom of translating the game. but yeah its pretty wtf in the pokemon world