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Orcus The Ultimate said:
Yep, We are all heroes: You and Boo and I. Hamsters and rangers everywhere! Rejoice!Littlee300 said:
I must have aid soon... Boo is too young to have to avenge me...
And from KOTOR:
HK 47 - "Answer: Simply that the distinction between 'killer' and 'killee' be a clear one. I cannot kill of my own volition, naturally."
Revan - "I don't think 'killee' is a word."
HK 47 - "Expletive: Damn it, master, I am an assassination droid... not a dictionary!"
How has no one mentioned the World of Warcraft quest, "Welcome to the Machine," where you temporarily become a quest-giver and give quests to three different NPCs?
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BEST. QUEST. EVER. Just... this entire quest is my favorite quote. All of it.
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A level 19 undead named Dumass walks in, saying everything in capital letters.
Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!
Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!
Dumass says: HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY! HELP! HI!
You: Maybe you should go take a nap or something. I don't know if I have any work for you.
Dumass says: OK! THANKS! I'LL JUST WAIT HERE WITH YOU! THANKS! OK!
You: Wait a minute. It looks like something just came up. Yes, right here on this sheet of paper. You need to head southeast to to the Azurelode Mine and report to Captain Keyton. Southeast is that way. *you point southeast*
Dumass says: NORTH! GOT IT! THANKS! BYE! THANKS!
Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!
Dumass says: HI! HI! HELP!
Dumass says: HI! I'M NEW! BIG WHITE LIGHT CREATURE WITH WINGS MADE ME ALIVE! I SERVE THE BANSHEE QUEEN! YAY! HELP! HI!
You: Maybe you should go take a nap or something. I don't know if I have any work for you.
Dumass says: OK! THANKS! I'LL JUST WAIT HERE WITH YOU! THANKS! OK!
You: Wait a minute. It looks like something just came up. Yes, right here on this sheet of paper. You need to head southeast to to the Azurelode Mine and report to Captain Keyton. Southeast is that way. *you point southeast*
Dumass says: NORTH! GOT IT! THANKS! BYE! THANKS!
The level 80 Kingslayer Orkus of the guild flies in on his frost wyrm mount, fully equipped with tier 10 gear.
Kingslayer Orkus yells: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?
Kingslayer Orkus says: HAH! Looks like you're running out of idiots to put atop this horse, Darthalia. This is the puniest one yet.
Kingslayer Orkus says: What have you got for me today, weakling? Point me to where the Alliance hide and I shall DOMINATE THEM!
Kingslayer Orkus says: I have seen the fall of the Lich King. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe. When called upon, I alone spearheaded a victory for the Argent Crusade against the beasts of Northrend. Now, I come for the ultimate challenge. What does Hillsbrad Foothills have to offer Kingslayer Orkus?
You: Um... Apparently there are bloodthirsty worgen running rampant in the south. Maybe you could help with them?
Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?
You: None.
Kingslayer Orkus says: Then Orkus WILL DO IT! YES!
You: Right, thanks. Just go ahead and head south. Far south. Probably off the coast.
Kingslayer Orkus says: Yes, cowardly quest giver, sit atop your pale horse while Orkus brings glory to the Horde! I shall return with a thousand skulls!
Kingslayer Orkus yells: CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE LOK'TAR IS COOKIN'?
Kingslayer Orkus says: HAH! Looks like you're running out of idiots to put atop this horse, Darthalia. This is the puniest one yet.
Kingslayer Orkus says: What have you got for me today, weakling? Point me to where the Alliance hide and I shall DOMINATE THEM!
Kingslayer Orkus says: I have seen the fall of the Lich King. Creations of the titans have fallen before my mighty axe. When called upon, I alone spearheaded a victory for the Argent Crusade against the beasts of Northrend. Now, I come for the ultimate challenge. What does Hillsbrad Foothills have to offer Kingslayer Orkus?
You: Um... Apparently there are bloodthirsty worgen running rampant in the south. Maybe you could help with them?
Kingslayer Orkus says: Bloodthirsty you say? Is there any risk of death or dismemberment to me?
You: None.
Kingslayer Orkus says: Then Orkus WILL DO IT! YES!
You: Right, thanks. Just go ahead and head south. Far south. Probably off the coast.
Kingslayer Orkus says: Yes, cowardly quest giver, sit atop your pale horse while Orkus brings glory to the Horde! I shall return with a thousand skulls!
Johnny Awesome, a level 20 blood elf, of the guild rides in on a Celestial Steed and fully equipped with heirlooms.
Johnny Awesome says: Johnny Awesome has arrived, philistine. Present me with your menial tasks so that I may complete them with only mild enthusiasm and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display.
Johnny Awesome says: Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.
Now look at yourself.
Quickly, look back at me.
Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.
What pointless series of tasks befitting a mentally deficient orc have you prepared for me?
You: Well, we are having some problems at the Sludge Fields, located northeast of here. Warden Stillwater could use your help.
Johnny Awesome says: Fine, fine, what else?
You: That's all.
Johnny Awesome says: That's all? One quest? Surely you jest. Are there not bear asses to collect? Perhaps a rare flower that I could pick from which you will make some mildly hallucinogenic tonic which you will then drink, resulting in visions of a great apocalypse? Perhaps the local populace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice? No? Nothing?
You: THAT'S ALL, JOHNNY AWESOME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
Johnny Awesome says: I will do this ONE thing that you ask of me, quest giver. Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind.
Johnny Awesome says: Johnny Awesome has arrived, philistine. Present me with your menial tasks so that I may complete them with only mild enthusiasm and most likely a complete disregard for any directions that you provide that are more complicated than what my map is able to display.
Johnny Awesome says: Look at me, peasant. Heirlooms cover my body from head to toe, gifted to me by the greatest heroes Azeroth has ever known.
Now look at yourself.
Quickly, look back at me.
Yes, this IS horse made of STARS.
What pointless series of tasks befitting a mentally deficient orc have you prepared for me?
You: Well, we are having some problems at the Sludge Fields, located northeast of here. Warden Stillwater could use your help.
Johnny Awesome says: Fine, fine, what else?
You: That's all.
Johnny Awesome says: That's all? One quest? Surely you jest. Are there not bear asses to collect? Perhaps a rare flower that I could pick from which you will make some mildly hallucinogenic tonic which you will then drink, resulting in visions of a great apocalypse? Perhaps the local populace of mildly annoying, ill-tempered gophers are acting up and need to be brought to justice? No? Nothing?
You: THAT'S ALL, JOHNNY AWESOME. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT!
Johnny Awesome says: I will do this ONE thing that you ask of me, quest giver. Pray I find more menial tasks to accomplish or you will be hearing from me again and I assure you that my commentary on forums of public opinion will be most unkind.
BEST. QUEST. EVER. Just... this entire quest is my favorite quote. All of it.
Not sure if Varric from DA2 counts... cause you CAN control him. Anyway...
Varric Tethras: "...so I said, it's a kingdom, so he's the King. But it's also a country..."
OH! And "My name... is Bolo Santosi."
It's all in the delivery. Thank you Just Cause 2.
Varric Tethras: "...so I said, it's a kingdom, so he's the King. But it's also a country..."
OH! And "My name... is Bolo Santosi."
It's all in the delivery. Thank you Just Cause 2.
"Cheese for everyone! Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no one. That can be just as much of a celebration, if you don't like cheese, true?"
The entirety of Portal 2.
There's quite a few from Conker's Bad Fur Day and the Half-Life series, but practically all of the one liners in Portal 2 are pure comedic gold.
There's quite a few from Conker's Bad Fur Day and the Half-Life series, but practically all of the one liners in Portal 2 are pure comedic gold.
God, I feel bad for forgetting all of those.ho Huios tes Moiras said:
Thank you SO much for reminding me. So going to reinstall that game via Steam this evening.
NCP:"How do I sit down?"
Player:"Press L+A"
"Wow I didn't know that. I never knew doing things as an adventurer was so complicated"
That is the gist of the converation.
Player:"Press L+A"
"Wow I didn't know that. I never knew doing things as an adventurer was so complicated"
That is the gist of the converation.
"Ok guys, listen up. We're on a top secret mission to get coffee and donuts, problem is the Germans drank all the coffee and ate all the donuts, so now we gotta go kick their asses."
-Mike Dixon, CoD 3
-Mike Dixon, CoD 3
Anything the guards say in Oblivion when you break the law.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!!"
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!"
Last but not least, my personal favorite.
"AAAARRRRRWWWWAAAARRWRWRWRWAARAARWRAWRAWRA!!!!!!!!"
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
"YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!!!!"
"THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!"
Last but not least, my personal favorite.
"AAAARRRRRWWWWAAAARRWRWRWRWAARAARWRAWRAWRA!!!!!!!!"
Wheatly: Hello, This is the Part where i kill you!
CHAPTER 9: The part where he kills you
GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us!
CHAPTER 9: The part where he kills you
GLaDOS: This is the part where he kills us!